{"id":12451,"date":"2007-08-06T15:05:25","date_gmt":"2007-08-06T19:05:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thecarpetbaggerreport.com\/archives\/12451.html"},"modified":"2007-08-06T15:05:25","modified_gmt":"2007-08-06T19:05:25","slug":"worst-excuse-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stevebenen.com\/thecarpetbaggerreport\/worst-excuse-ever\/","title":{"rendered":"Worst. Excuse. Ever."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>About a month ago, Florida State Rep. Bob Allen (R), a co-chairman of John McCain&#8217;s presidential campaign in the Sunshine State, ran into a little trouble with the law. He was arrested in a public park after allegedly offering to pay to perform oral sex on an undercover police officer. Not a good career move.<\/p>\n<p>Josh Marshall <a href=\"http:\/\/talkingpointsmemo.com\/archives\/016257.php\">notes<\/a> today, however, that ol&#8217; state Rep. Allen <a href=\"http:\/\/www.orlandosentinel.com\/news\/local\/state\/orl-allentape0307aug03,0,1892734.story?coll=orl_tab01_layout\">can explain everything<\/a>.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>[I]t turns out that Allen revealed the true reason for the alleged park-john-offer in a tape recorded statement he made just after his arrest.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;This was a pretty stocky black guy, and there was nothing but other black guys around in the park,&#8221; said Allen, according to this article in the Orlando Sentinel. Allen went on to say he was afraid of becoming a &#8220;statistic.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>OK, let me get this straight. Allen was in a public park, late at night. For some reason, he&#8217;s afraid of black people. As a result of this irrational fear, he wanders into a bathroom, where he offers another man $20 to perform oral sex.<\/p>\n<p>In other words, Allen thought he might be attacked by some &#8220;stocky&#8221; black men, and <i>this<\/i> is his first instinct? Josh added, &#8220;I guess this raises the question of whether if you thought you were about to get mugged by a group of stocky black guys, your first plan of escape would be to try to give one of them a blowjob.&#8221;<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nThe police report suggests Allen&#8217;s fear of black people was not his principal motivation.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>In a written statement released Thursday, Titusville Officer Danny Kavanaugh recalled entering the restroom twice and said he was drying his hands in a stall when Allen peered over the stall door.<\/p>\n<p>After peering over the stall a second time, Allen pushed open the door and joined Kavanaugh inside, the officer wrote. Allen muttered &#8221; &#8216;hi,&#8217; &#8221; and then said, &#8221; &#8216;this is kind of a public place, isn&#8217;t it,&#8217; &#8221; the report said.<\/p>\n<p>The officer said he asked Allen about going somewhere else and that the legislator suggested going &#8220;across the bridge, it&#8217;s quieter over there.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Well look, man, I&#8217;m trying to make some money; you think you can hook me up with 20 bucks?&#8221; Kavanaugh asked Allen.<\/p>\n<p>The officer said Allen responded, &#8220;Sure, I can do that, but this place is too public.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Then Kavanaugh said he told Allen, &#8220;I wanna know what I gotta do for 20 bucks before we leave.&#8217; &#8221; He said Allen replied: &#8220;I don&#8217;t know what you&#8217;re into.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>According to Kavanaugh&#8217;s statement, the officer said, &#8220;do you want just [oral sex]?&#8221; and Allen replied, &#8220;I was thinking you would want one.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The officer said he then asked Allen, &#8220;but you&#8217;ll still give me the 20 bucks for that . . . and that the legislator said, &#8220;yeah, I wouldn&#8217;t argue with that.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>As Allen turned and motioned for the officer to follow him to his car, Kavanaugh identified himself as a police officer by raising his shirt and exposing his badge.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Oddly enough, consider the big picture. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thecarpetbaggerreport.com\/archives\/11537.html\">Mitt Romney&#8217;s<\/a> top aide is under investigation for impersonating a police officer and creating bogus law-enforcement badges. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thecarpetbaggerreport.com\/archives\/11394.html\">Rudy Giuliani<\/a> has teamed up with some colorful characters, including an alleged cocaine dealer, an accused child molester, and Bernie Kerik.<\/p>\n<p>All things being equal, McCain got off easy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>About a month ago, Florida State Rep. Bob Allen (R), a co-chairman of John McCain&#8217;s presidential campaign in the Sunshine State, ran into a little trouble with the law. He was arrested in a public park after allegedly offering to pay to perform oral sex on an undercover police officer. Not a good career move. 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