{"id":14464,"date":"2008-02-04T13:50:58","date_gmt":"2008-02-04T18:50:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thecarpetbaggerreport.com\/archives\/14464.html"},"modified":"2008-02-04T13:50:58","modified_gmt":"2008-02-04T18:50:58","slug":"note-to-mccain-comedy-is-hard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stevebenen.com\/thecarpetbaggerreport\/note-to-mccain-comedy-is-hard\/","title":{"rendered":"Note to McCain: comedy is hard"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I know a lot of people in politics find John McCain quite charming, thanks in large part to his biting sense of humor. If he hosts a town-hall forum, for example, and someone asks a challenging question, McCain calls the voter a &#8220;little jerk.&#8221; It&#8217;s not my cup of tea, but it&#8217;s apparently all part of the charm.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m curious, though, if one of these days, the senator&#8217;s acerbic sense of humor might get him into a little trouble. In 1998, for example, at a Republican Senate fundraiser, McCain thought he was very clever when he told a nasty, tasteless joke about Chelsea Clinton, describing the president&#8217;s daughter as &#8220;ugly,&#8221; and suggesting that Janet Reno is a man. More recently, he was asked how soon we can go to war with Iran. McCain, trying to be funny, starting singing &#8220;Bomb Iran&#8221; to the tune of the Beach Boys&#8217; &#8220;Barbara Ann.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I thought of these this morning after watching <a href=\"http:\/\/thinkprogress.org\/2008\/02\/04\/mccains-stand-up-comedy-routine\/\">a clip ThinkProgress posted<\/a> from a McCain campaign event in Boston. The senator, apparently doing a stand-up routine, didn&#8217;t get too much laughter with this material:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;If anyone has any doubts about my age, please spend some time with my mother. I want to tell you that last Christmas, she decided she wanted to drive around France, so she landed in Paris, went to rent a car, they said she was too old, so she <i>bought<\/i> a car and drove around France. And she&#8217;ll be 96 in just a few days. [&#8230;]<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;So, I&#8217;m compelled to tell the story of the two inmates in the state prison in the chow line. And one of them turned to the other one and said, &#8216;The food was a lot better in here when you were governor.&#8217; (polite chuckles) That&#8217;s not a joke you can tell in some states in America. [&#8230;]<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;[After introducing former Sen. Phil Gramm of Texas], and from the great state of South Carolina, Sen. Lindsey Graham. After this meeting, if you&#8217;d like to talk to senator, either senator Graham, we will provide translators for any of you that need to, find them hard to understand. I find them hard to &#8212; anyway&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Do you know the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a scum-sucking bottom-dweller and the other is a fish. And so there goes the lawyer joke, the lawyer vote again. I thank all of you for being here.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Is it me, or does one of these stand out?<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nI&#8217;m trying to imagine what the reaction would be if Hillary Clinton or Barack Obama, campaigning in &#8220;liberal Massachusetts,&#8221; mocked people with Southern accents and suggested his audience might need interpreters to understand those from South Carolina.<\/p>\n<p>My hunch is, the story would be <i>everywhere<\/i>, and would be validation that Democrats are disrespectful to Southerners. That seems very unlikely to happen here.<\/p>\n<p>(Just as an aside, I do hope the Democratic nominee, whoever it is, remembers this and uses it on the campaign trail later this year. Obama or Clinton should tell voters in the South, &#8220;John McCain says he doesn&#8217;t understand Southerners and wants to offer interpreters to the rest of the country to understand you. I, however, hear you loud and clear&#8230;.&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t want to make too much of this. I realize McCain was trying to be clever, just as he was when he started singing &#8220;Bomb Iran&#8221; or when he maliciously went after Chelsea Clinton. I suspect there are going to plenty of people who hear all of this and say, &#8220;Lighten up; he was just kidding around.&#8221; Maybe so.<\/p>\n<p>My point isn&#8217;t to be up-tight about bad comedy; my point is that John McCain&#8217;s comedic styles are going to get him into some political trouble one of these days. Mocking southerners for their accents seems like he&#8217;s playing with fire.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I know a lot of people in politics find John McCain quite charming, thanks in large part to his biting sense of humor. 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