{"id":2263,"date":"2004-08-05T09:25:55","date_gmt":"2004-08-05T14:25:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thecarpetbaggerreport.com\/archives\/2263.html"},"modified":"2004-08-05T09:25:55","modified_gmt":"2004-08-05T14:25:55","slug":"hardly-the-keyes-to-success","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stevebenen.com\/thecarpetbaggerreport\/hardly-the-keyes-to-success\/","title":{"rendered":"Hardly the Keyes to success"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Over the weekend, it looked like the Illinois GOP had finally focused in on a candidate to take on Barack Obama: Cook County Commissioner Liz Gorman. She&#8217;s a young, fresh face from the state&#8217;s biggest city, she&#8217;s a woman, and she&#8217;s considered a &#8220;rising star&#8221; among Illinois Republicans.<\/p>\n<p>But just as the state committee charged with picking a candidate was preparing to move forward, Gorman did what every other Republican in the state has done: she withdrew herself from consideration.<\/p>\n<p>With this in mind, the party&#8217;s decision to back Alan Keyes, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/wp-dyn\/articles\/A41172-2004Aug4.html\">announced yesterday<\/a>, makes perfect sense. Sure, he was their 16th choice after the first 15 said no, but Keyes has a few things going for him.<\/p>\n<p>The Illinois GOP wanted a candidate with some name recognition, some political experience, conservative enough to help rally the party&#8217;s base, and an attitude that tolerates failure. They couldn&#8217;t find anyone who fit that description in Illinois, so they tapped a guy from Maryland.<\/p>\n<p>Keyes is not from, nor has ever lived, in Illinois. But late last week, he let it be known that he&#8217;d like to be considered. Why? Because he has <i>nothing better to do<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>Indeed, Keyes has made a hobby out of running unsuccessfully for public office, and parlaying the notoriety he generates into a semi-successful media career. Despite never having held elected office a day in his life, he&#8217;s run for president twice (without ever winning a primary), but only after failing by wide margins in two other Senate races in Maryland (in 1988 and 1992). This losing track record will come in handy this year.<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nUnable to otherwise find steady employment, Keyes generates an income spewing right-wing vitriol on talk shows. Taking on Obama will only help further his media career, so he has nothing to lose by entering the Illinois race.<\/p>\n<p>As for Keyes never having lived anywhere near the state in which he&#8217;ll be running, it might be tough for him to shed his, ahem, &#8220;carpetbagger&#8221; label. Especially when the media keeps reminding people of this:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;I deeply resent the destruction of federalism represented by Hillary Clinton&#8217;s willingness to go into a state she doesn&#8217;t even live in and pretend to represent people there. So I certainly wouldn&#8217;t imitate it.&#8221; &#8212; Alan Keyes on Fox News Channel, 3\/17\/2000<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Clinton lived in New York for a year before asking voters to support her and she owned a home in the state. I&#8217;m not even sure if Keyes has <i>visited<\/i> Illinois before this week.<\/p>\n<p>He might also have a tough time convincing anyone of his experience in government. The <a href=\"http:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/wp-dyn\/articles\/A37532-2004Aug3.html\">AP said<\/a> this week that Keyes was &#8220;a United Nations ambassador appointed by President Reagan.&#8221; That&#8217;s a little misleading; it makes it sound like Reagan tapped Keyes to be <i>the<\/i> ambassador to the UN, which is a fairly significant position. The truth is, Keyes was an &#8220;ambassador&#8221; to the UN&#8217;s Social and Economic Council. He was, in other words, a member of an inconsequential committee that no one&#8217;s ever heard of.<\/p>\n<p>But putting all of this aside, perhaps the most important point to remember is that Keyes is stark raving mad. He&#8217;s an exceptional speaker, who can fire up a right-wing crowd as well as anyone in America, but to say this guy is &#8220;outside the mainstream&#8221; is to dramatically understate the case.<\/p>\n<p>Keyes, for example, has equated the U.S. tax code <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mediatransparency.org\/people\/keyes.htm\">to slavery<\/a> and compared gays to Nazis.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;Hitler and his supporters were Satanists and homosexuals. That&#8217;s just a true statement.&#8221; Keyes added, &#8220;The notion that is involved in homosexuality, the unbridled sort of satisfaction of human passions leads to totalitarianism, Nazism, and communism.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><i>This<\/i> is the guy Illinois Republicans want to represent them in the U.S. Senate. Great.<\/p>\n<p>Of course, Keyes has been given an invitation; we don&#8217;t yet know if he&#8217;ll accept it.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Keyes said he needed a few days to think about it before deciding.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Considering his otherwise-empty calendar, this shouldn&#8217;t take too long.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Over the weekend, it looked like the Illinois GOP had finally focused in on a candidate to take on Barack Obama: Cook County Commissioner Liz Gorman. She&#8217;s a young, fresh face from the state&#8217;s biggest city, she&#8217;s a woman, and she&#8217;s considered a &#8220;rising star&#8221; among Illinois Republicans. 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