{"id":2774,"date":"2004-10-15T10:35:47","date_gmt":"2004-10-15T15:35:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thecarpetbaggerreport.com\/archives\/2774.html"},"modified":"2004-10-15T10:35:47","modified_gmt":"2004-10-15T15:35:47","slug":"return-to-the-battle-of-the-bulge","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stevebenen.com\/thecarpetbaggerreport\/return-to-the-battle-of-the-bulge\/","title":{"rendered":"Return to the Battle of the Bulge"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>At this point, I should probably just move on to other topics, but one thing about the mysterious bump on Bush&#8217;s back in the first debate is still bugging me.<\/p>\n<p>First, for those who thought that perhaps the individual snap shot I posted the other day was a random misrepresentation, you can check the video. The Post put the video of the debate <a href=\"http:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/wp-srv\/mmedia\/politics\/093004-15v.htm\">online<\/a> &#8212; for the relevant portion, right-click on the video to open it in a separate RealPlayer window and fast-forward to the 14:55 mark.<\/p>\n<p>But the point that deserves emphasis right now is the &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.latimes.com\/media\/acrobat\/2004-09\/14450433.pdf\">memorandum of understanding<\/a>&#8221; (the agreement struck between the campaigns over how the debates would be structured). Page 17, section 7, sub-section a, clause vi says the following:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;The camera at the rear of the stage shall be used only to take shots of the moderator.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>In other words, which ever side insisted on having this provision didn&#8217;t want the candidates seen from behind. Since the candidates&#8217; backs are rarely of interest, it seems like a strange request to formalize in the document. Why was this part of the agreement? And which campaign made sure it was?<\/p>\n<p>Yesterday, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.discourse.net\/archives\/2004\/10\/bulge_watch_my_what_a_lot_of_tinfoil_under_your_jacket_sir_edition.html\">Michael Froomkin wrote<\/a> what I was thinking.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Someone should really ask Vernon Jordan who suggested the prohibition on photographing candidates from behind during the pre-debate negotiations and what reason if any was given. Because it&#8217;s that condition, said to have been demanded by the Bush negotiators, that gives this story what legs it has.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Exactly. If BC04 didn&#8217;t want the candidates&#8217; backs shown, and went out of its way to include this in the pre-debate agreement, then the Battle of the Bulge could get a bit more interesting. Someone from KE04 could probably shed light on those negotiations.<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nOn a lighter but related note, Tom Tomorrow had an <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thismodernworld.com\/weblog\/mtarchives\/week_2004_10_10.html#001802\">entertaining thought<\/a> on what might have been under Bush&#8217;s jacket.<\/p>\n<p>And <a href=\"http:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/wp-dyn\/articles\/A31671-2004Oct14.html\">David Letterman offered<\/a> his Top Ten President Bush Explanations For The Bulge In His Jacket. I was particularly fond of #4.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>10. &#8220;It&#8217;s connected to an earpiece so Cheney can feed me answers &#8212; crap, I wasn&#8217;t supposed to say that!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>9. &#8220;It&#8217;s a device that shocks me every time I mispronounce a word.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>8. &#8220;Just a bunch of intelligence memos I haven&#8217;t gotten around to reading yet.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>7. &#8220;Mmm, delicious Muenster cheese.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>6. &#8220;John Kerry initially voted for the bulge in my jacket, then voted against it.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>5. &#8220;I&#8217;ll tell you exactly what it is &#8211; it&#8217;s a clear sign this economy is moving again.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>4. &#8220;Halliburton is drilling my back for oil.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>3. &#8220;Oh, like you&#8217;ve never cheated in a presidential debate!&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>2. &#8220;Accidentally took some of Governer Schwarzenegger&#8217;s &#8216;roids.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>1. &#8220;If Kerry&#8217;s gonna look like a horse, then I&#8217;m gonna look like a camel.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>At this point, I should probably just move on to other topics, but one thing about the mysterious bump on Bush&#8217;s back in the first debate is still bugging me. First, for those who thought that perhaps the individual snap shot I posted the other day was a random misrepresentation, you can check the video. 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