{"id":3331,"date":"2005-01-08T10:24:24","date_gmt":"2005-01-08T15:24:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thecarpetbaggerreport.com\/archives\/3331.html"},"modified":"2005-01-08T10:24:24","modified_gmt":"2005-01-08T15:24:24","slug":"the-plan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stevebenen.com\/thecarpetbaggerreport\/the-plan\/","title":{"rendered":"The Plan"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Posted by <a href=\"mailto:morbomorboson@hotmail.com\">Morbo<\/a><\/p>\n<p>I have a plan that I&#8217;m hoping people will embrace. All I want to hear for the next two years out of the mouth of every Democrat is the following:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;Bush and the Republicans plan to abolish Social Security.<\/p>\n<p>Bush and the Republicans plan to abolish Social Security.<\/p>\n<p>Bush and the Republicans plan to abolish Social Security.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I want it brought up every day, at least once, if not 17 times.<\/p>\n<p>I want it brought up at press conferences even when it is not relevant. Example:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Reporter: Senator, do you believe Congress has a role to play in ending steroid abuse in professional sports?<\/p>\n<p>Senator: That&#8217;s a good question, and I&#8217;ll get to it in a minute. But first I&#8217;d like to say a few words about Bush and the Republicans&#8217; plan to abolish Social Security&#8230;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>TV commercials:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Henry: What ya readin&#8217;, Louette?<\/p>\n<p>Louette (with furrowed brow): It&#8217;s an article about Bush and the Republicans&#8217; plan to abolish Social Security! I&#8217;m really worried.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Rap Music:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Rap Guy with lots of chains: Yo! Now coz they got them a major-ity,<br \/>\nBush and the Republicans want to abolish Social Secur-ity!<br \/>\nWe gotta stop them now,<br \/>\nAnd I&#8217;ll tell ya how (sounds of records scratching)<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>TV Shows:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;CSI: Social Security&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Tough Cop 1: What happened here?<\/p>\n<p>Tough Cop 2: Looks like someone rubbed out Social Security. God, what kind of sick bastards&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Tough Cop 1: (rubs chin, pushes back tough cop hat) Looks like the work of Bush and the Republicans.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>NASCAR:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Just paint the words &#8220;Bush and the Republicans Plan to Abolish Social Security&#8221; on a car and push it on the track. The driver can put it on his coats and pants too (and helmet).<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>And so on.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Posted by Morbo I have a plan that I&#8217;m hoping people will embrace. All I want to hear for the next two years out of the mouth of every Democrat is the following: &#8220;Bush and the Republicans plan to abolish Social Security. Bush and the Republicans plan to abolish Social Security. Bush and the Republicans [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[617],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3331","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevebenen.com\/thecarpetbaggerreport\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3331","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevebenen.com\/thecarpetbaggerreport\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevebenen.com\/thecarpetbaggerreport\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevebenen.com\/thecarpetbaggerreport\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevebenen.com\/thecarpetbaggerreport\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3331"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stevebenen.com\/thecarpetbaggerreport\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3331\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevebenen.com\/thecarpetbaggerreport\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3331"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevebenen.com\/thecarpetbaggerreport\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3331"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevebenen.com\/thecarpetbaggerreport\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3331"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}