{"id":5681,"date":"2005-10-29T10:18:25","date_gmt":"2005-10-29T14:18:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thecarpetbaggerreport.com\/?p=5681"},"modified":"2005-10-29T10:18:25","modified_gmt":"2005-10-29T14:18:25","slug":"bring-on-the-partisan-hack","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stevebenen.com\/thecarpetbaggerreport\/bring-on-the-partisan-hack\/","title":{"rendered":"Bring on the partisan hack"},"content":{"rendered":"

Guest Post by Morbo<\/a><\/p>\n

Republicans have been laboring day and night to besmirch the reputation of special counsel Patrick J. Fitzgerald. It doesn’t work, because Fitzgerald is known to be impartial and fair.<\/p>\n

Which is why I say he should be replaced immediately by a partisan hack. After all, turnabout is fair play. President Bill Clinton had to endure an interminable investigation by Kenneth Starr, a prominent Republicans and known Clinton foe. Why should Bush administration figures get a fair investigator? I say put Michael Moore in charge of the thing.<\/p>\n

I’m kidding, of course. I want Fitzgerald to stay in the post and see the investigation through. But I wanted to bring up this subject because I believe now is the logical time to play “compare and contrast” between Whitewater and the Plame Game — just in case anyone has forgotten what a real political scandal looks like. <\/p>\n

What Clinton did can’t even be called a scandal. Republicans wouldn’t let go of Whitewater and the subsequent Lewinsky eruption, but they were always weak reeds. The Plame Game, which involves real cover-ups, real lies and real serious violations of the law, is a good, old-fashioned Washington scandal we can all sink our teeth into. And it couldn’t have happened to nicer administration.<\/p>\n

Let’s put Whitewater and Plame side by side, shall we?
\n
\nAllegation made<\/b>
\nWhitewater: Clinton and his wife improperly benefited from a decades-old land deal in which they lost money. Clinton’s inappropriate sexual relationship with a young woman was a later add-on.
\nPlame Game: High-ranking administration officials exposed undercover CIA agent because they were angry with her husband, a diplomat who had disrupted an ongoing administration campaign to mislead Americans about the need to go to war in Iraq by exposing one of their key claims as false.<\/p>\n

Were the activities illegal?<\/b>
\nWhitewater: No.
\nPlame Game: Yes.<\/p>\n

Did the activities damage national security?<\/b>
\nWhitewater: No.
\nPlame Game: Yes.<\/p>\n

Cost of investigation to the taxpayer<\/b>
\nWhitewater: $64 million
\nPlame Game: TBA (though, at $723,000 in his first 15 months, Fitzgerald has proven himself to be quite frugal<\/a>)<\/p>\n

What the taxpayers got for that money<\/b>
\nWhitewater: Sleazy and salacious report focusing on the sexual peccadilloes of president. Similar material could have been had for $5 in a back issue of “Hustler.”
\nPlame Game: TBA; possibility of eventual return of government into the hands of grown-ups.<\/p>\n

My choice for hero<\/b>
\nWhitewater: Susan McDougall, who went to jail rather than submit to Starr’s intimidation and rat out a friend.
\nPlame Game: Plame’s husband, Ambassador Joseph Wilson, who has withstood numerous assaults from the right-wing character assassination machine with poise and dignity.<\/p>\n

End result<\/b>
\nWhitewater: No charges against president or his wife. Final report read, “This office determined that the evidence was insufficient to prove to a jury beyond a reasonable doubt that either President or Mrs. Clinton knowingly participated in any criminal conduct.”
\nPlame Game: TBA; has outside chance of exposing banal evil of entire administration, could end reign of “Turd Blossom.” <\/p>\n

Sit tight everyone. With any luck, it’s going to be a very bumpy ride.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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