{"id":7701,"date":"2006-06-16T10:01:54","date_gmt":"2006-06-16T14:01:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thecarpetbaggerreport.com\/?p=7701"},"modified":"2006-06-16T10:01:54","modified_gmt":"2006-06-16T14:01:54","slug":"you-want-me-to-name-em-all","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stevebenen.com\/thecarpetbaggerreport\/you-want-me-to-name-em-all\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8216;You want me to name &#8217;em all?&#8217;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The very first lawmaker to appear on The [tag]Colbert Report[\/tag]&#8217;s &#8220;[tag]Better Know A District[\/tag]&#8221; segment was Georgia Republican Jack Kingston. In the subsequent months, not a single Republican wanted to play along, prompting Kingston to send a note to his colleagues, encouraging them to be interviewed (and at least mildly humiliated). If last night was any indication, the GOP might just give up on the idea altogether.<\/p>\n<p>In case you missed it, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.crooksandliars.com\/2006\/06\/15.html#a8728\">last night&#8217;s interview<\/a> may have been the best yet. Colbert sat down with Rep. [tag]Lynn Westmoreland[\/tag] (R-Ga.), who happens to be one of only two members of the House not to introduce a single piece of legislation in two years. (Colbert got Westmoreland to call himself a &#8220;nothinger.&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>But that wasn&#8217;t the real treat. Colbert noted that Westmoreland co-sponsored a measure that would require Congress to post the [tag]Ten Commandments[\/tag] in both chambers. Asked why that was important to him, Westmoreland said, &#8220;The Ten Commandments is not a bad thing for people to understand and to respect&#8230;. I think if we were totally without &#8217;em, we may lose a sense of our direction.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Colbert said he agreed &#8212; and then asked Westmoreland what the [tag]Commandments[\/tag] actually are. Westmoreland, with a puzzled look on his face, said:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;You mean all of them? You want me to name &#8217;em all? Um, (long pause) don&#8217;t murder, don&#8217;t lie, don&#8217;t steal, uh, (another long pause) I can&#8217;t name &#8217;em all.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>To appreciate the humor, you really have to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.crooksandliars.com\/2006\/06\/15.html#a8728\">see the video<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>For what it&#8217;s worth, I used to debate this issue quite a bit when I worked for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.au.org\/site\/PageServer\">a certain organization<\/a>, and I found the question &#8212; &#8220;can you name the Ten Commandments?&#8221; &#8212; to be very valuable. Every time I&#8217;d do a radio show with someone who wanted the government to endorse and promote the Decalogue, I&#8217;d just ask them to name each of the Commandments. They never could. I always wondered why they just didn&#8217;t bring a copy with them, but it apparently never occurred to them. (They&#8217;d sometimes turn the question around and ask me if I could. I kept a copy on my desk.)<\/p>\n<p>In any case, Westmoreland will probably start getting copies in the mail now, which might be helpful for the poor guy. If he needs a &#8220;sense of direction,&#8221; he should probably try and memorize them.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The very first lawmaker to appear on The [tag]Colbert Report[\/tag]&#8217;s &#8220;[tag]Better Know A District[\/tag]&#8221; segment was Georgia Republican Jack Kingston. In the subsequent months, not a single Republican wanted to play along, prompting Kingston to send a note to his colleagues, encouraging them to be interviewed (and at least mildly humiliated). If last night was [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[617],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7701","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevebenen.com\/thecarpetbaggerreport\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7701","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevebenen.com\/thecarpetbaggerreport\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevebenen.com\/thecarpetbaggerreport\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevebenen.com\/thecarpetbaggerreport\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevebenen.com\/thecarpetbaggerreport\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7701"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stevebenen.com\/thecarpetbaggerreport\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7701\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevebenen.com\/thecarpetbaggerreport\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7701"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevebenen.com\/thecarpetbaggerreport\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7701"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevebenen.com\/thecarpetbaggerreport\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7701"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}