{"id":8955,"date":"2006-11-03T15:00:04","date_gmt":"2006-11-03T20:00:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thecarpetbaggerreport.com\/archives\/8955.html"},"modified":"2006-11-03T15:00:04","modified_gmt":"2006-11-03T20:00:04","slug":"haggards-new-story-is-his-best-yet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stevebenen.com\/thecarpetbaggerreport\/haggards-new-story-is-his-best-yet\/","title":{"rendered":"Haggard&#8217;s new story is his best yet"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>[tag]Ted Haggard[\/tag] hasn&#8217;t had a great 24 hours. He&#8217;s accused of having sex with a gay male prostitute and using methamphetamine, which forces him to give up his post with his ministry. Later, he acknowledges that &#8220;some&#8221; of the accusations are true, but he won&#8217;t say which. This morning, Haggard&#8217;s accuser takes a polygraph test and <i>fails<\/i>, which suggests Haggard probably made the wrong political move by having already acknowledged some &#8220;indiscretions&#8221; with the prostitute.<\/p>\n<p>Today, Haggard has a <a href=\"http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/s\/ap\/20061103\/ap_on_re_us\/haggard_sex_allegations\">new explanation<\/a>, and lo and behold, he never really did anything wrong at all.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Evangelist Ted [tag]Haggard[\/tag] admitted Friday that he bought methamphetamine and received a massage from a gay prostitute who claims he was paid for drug-fueled trysts by the outspoken gay marriage opponent. [&#8230;]<\/p>\n<p>He denied the sex allegations but told reporters outside his home that he did buy the meth because he was curious, but he said he threw it away.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I bought it for myself but never used it,&#8221; he said. &#8220;I was tempted, but I never used it.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Haggard, 50, said he never had sex with Mike Jones, a 49-year-old male prostitute who sparked the scandals when he told a radio station he had had a three-year sexual relationship with the minister.<\/p>\n<p>Haggard said he did get a massage from Jones after being referred to him by a Denver hotel.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>See? Haggard&#8217;s only lapse of judgment was buying meth, which he ended up discarding anyway. As for that &#8220;massage,&#8221; that wasn&#8217;t his fault; the gay prostitute was recommended by some hotel&#8217;s staff. It&#8217;s all just one big misunderstanding &#8212; no affair, no sex, no drug use. Just a curious evangelist who didn&#8217;t even take the drugs he bought.<\/p>\n<p>OK, raise your hand if you believe Haggard.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[tag]Ted Haggard[\/tag] hasn&#8217;t had a great 24 hours. He&#8217;s accused of having sex with a gay male prostitute and using methamphetamine, which forces him to give up his post with his ministry. Later, he acknowledges that &#8220;some&#8221; of the accusations are true, but he won&#8217;t say which. This morning, Haggard&#8217;s accuser takes a polygraph test [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[617],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8955","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevebenen.com\/thecarpetbaggerreport\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8955","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevebenen.com\/thecarpetbaggerreport\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevebenen.com\/thecarpetbaggerreport\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevebenen.com\/thecarpetbaggerreport\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevebenen.com\/thecarpetbaggerreport\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8955"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stevebenen.com\/thecarpetbaggerreport\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8955\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevebenen.com\/thecarpetbaggerreport\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8955"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevebenen.com\/thecarpetbaggerreport\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8955"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevebenen.com\/thecarpetbaggerreport\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8955"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}