Wednesday’s Mini-Report

Today’s edition of quick hits.

* Al Gore did a terrific job testifying on climate change this morning before the House Energy Committee. Gore had a particularly lively exchange with right-wing Rep. Joe Barton (R-Texas), who rejects the science on global warming. Gore told him, “The planet has a fever. If your baby has a fever, you go to the doctor. If the doctor says, ‘You have to intervene here,’ you don’t say, ‘Well, I read a science fiction novel that says this isn’t important.'” Here’s a more extensive play-by-play of Gore’s day on Capitol Hill.

* Senate Majority Whip Dick Durbin (D-Ill.) unveiled the Fair Elections Now Act yesterday, which is a sweeping reform measure that would bring public financing to the system. Sen. Arlen Specter (R-Pa.) has signed on as a co-sponsor. Good for both of them.

* Rep. Jean Schmidt (R-Ohio) managed to embarrass herself just a little more this week, whining that the shoddy treatment recovering veterans received at Walter Reed was not important. “I found the situation at Walter Reed to be overblown by both politicians and the media,” Schmidt said. (In the contest for dumbest House member, Schmidt would have to be in the top three.)

* House Minority Leader John Boehner (R-Ohio) picked House Republicans to serve on the new select committee on climate change based on whether they’d say that human activity has no effect on climate change. When Rep. Wayne Gilchrest (R-Md.) said he believed the evidence that people are contributing to global warming, Boehner scratched him from the list. Apparently, only Luddites need apply.

* If CNN insists on giving blowhard Bill Bennett a high-profile platform to bash Democrats, perhaps the network would be so kind as to identify him as more than just a “CNN contributor.”

* The NYT’s Thomas Friedman has said he’s willing to give the war in Iraq “six more months” so many times, it’s become a punch-line. As of today, Friedman says if the latest escalation policy isn’t working by “late summer,” it’s over.

* Paul Begala and Dem pollster Mark Mellman often disagree with party activists and the netroots, but on Fox News, everyone is on the same page.

* Another embarrassing Tony Snow quote from 1998: “What kinds of conversations does executive privilege protect?…What are the limits on privilege? Evidently, Mr. Clinton wants to shield virtually any communications that take place within the White House compound on the theory that all such talk contributes in some way, shape or form to the continuing success and harmony of an administration. Taken to its logical extreme, that position would make it impossible for citizens to hold a chief executive accountable for anything.” I bet he wishes he could take that one back right about now.

* Mark Halperin, political director at ABC and overseer of its The Note, will give up his post, reportedly because he wants “more time to pursue writing.” David Chalian of ABC will replace him.

* Here’s Rudy Giuliani in 1994: “We look upon authority too often and focus over and over again, for 30 or 40 or 50 years, as if there is something wrong with authority. We see only the oppressive side of authority. Maybe it comes out of our history and our background. What we don’t see is that freedom is not a concept in which people can do anything they want, be anything they can be. Freedom is about authority. Freedom is about the willingness of every single human being to cede to lawful authority a great deal of discretion about what you do.” That’s pretty twisted. (thanks to R.S. for the tip)

* Sean Hannity talked tough and challenged Salt Lake City Mayor Rocky Anderson to a debate. Now, Hannity is trying to get out of it. Chicken.

* If the networks are going to give Tom DeLay a lot of free airtime, would it kill them to mention that he’s under criminal indictment and has been admonished by the House Ethics Committee five times?

* Jonah Goldberg’s upcoming book, Liberal Fascism, seems to have run into some publishing trouble. Poor guy.

* I think John McCain has lost Jon Stewart’s endorsement.

* And finally, Jay Leno: “This afternoon, President Bush held a news conference where he accused the Democrats of playing politics with the firing of the US attorneys. You know, the attorneys he fired for not playing politics?”

Anything to add? Consider this an end-of-the-day open thread.

“Fascism is Freedom” – maybe someone needs to redo the Apple 1984 mash-up for Rudy?

And could the inventor of the Friedman Unit be anymore like someone in a dysfunctional relationship? “Ok, just one more chance, but this time, unlike the last 37 times you’ve cheated on me, hit me, or come home smashed, I really mean it!”

  • If CNN insists on giving blowhard Bill Bennett a high-profile platform to bash Democrats, perhaps the network would be so kind as to identify him as more than just a “CNN contributor.”

    Like “Gambling Addicted Glass house living fool who lost Six Million Dollars playing video poker?”

    “As of today, Friedman says if the latest escalation policy isn’t working by “late summer,” it’s over.”

    It seems to me that Tommy Friedman is hurt that he is now considered a unit of time and it firms up my suspicion that he lobbied Wikipedia to remove the Friedman from it. Get used to being mocked for the deluded succubus whore for corporate fascism and the Military Industrial Complex you are, Tommy boy.

    I’ve found the perfect job for “Mean” Jean. Why don’t she try spending a week in Building 18 as a service to all the patients there. She’s so damned repellent that her mere presence would drive out all the bugs, rats and mold from the building.

  • The NYT’s Thomas Friedman has said he’s willing to give the war in Iraq “six more months” so many times, it’s become a punch-line. As of today, Friedman says if the latest escalation policy isn’t working by “late summer,” it’s over.

    So, it’s only five-sixths of a Friedman Unit?

  • Re: Guiliani – never let an Italian politician near a job that can be spelled “Il Duce” or “Caesar.” They just can’t help themselves.

  • I do not like to use the C word. I consider it on par with the N or the F words.

    But then I think of the vituperative, vapid, vile legislator from Ohio and it just sort of fits.

    I get the feeling the hominids from her district would vote for a weeks-dead deer carcass if one could find a way to convince them it was a staunch Republican.

  • re: your ranking of jean schmidt. how do you fit 200+ (very) odd republan• house members into the the “top three”?

    •as said elsewhere, if THEY can drop the “ic” in democratic, i can drop the “ic” in republ••can.

  • If you’re going to keep track of the three dumbest members of Congress, keep an eye on Adrian Smith (R-NE). He’ll make Schmidt look like Stephen Hawking.

  • See, I think Friedman was right on each and every one of those occasions (if viewed independently).

    Each time, he said that in six months, we’ll know whether this is a failure, whether this is a civil war, etc. And, each time, six months later, we knew that it was a failure, a civil war, etc.

    Why all the hubbub, bub?

  • (In the contest for dumbest House member, Schmidt would have to be in the top three.)

    Here’s a list from over a year ago. It includes Senators, too, so there’s fewer House members on it. It also includes Cunningham and Delay. Even so, Schmidt’s stll there.

    http://www.evote.com/?q=node/1334

  • For the record, the evote list does indeed include Schmidt in the top three, counting only current members of the House. Way to go, Jean! Keep on reaching for the stars!

  • Dumbest congressmen,

    Throw in Smith’s fellow Club For Growth lackey Jeff Fortenberry and the ever moronic Lee Terry, and we have a troika of GOP stupidity here in the Cornhusker State.

    What’s that? We also have Chuck Hagel? Oh, Sweet Jesus.

    My wife’s home state of Iowa is sounding better every day…..

  • there were some nice parts of al gore’s appearance. i happened to catch the end of a comment from barbara boxer about elections having consequences, that i wish i could see more of that – can anyone find me a clip or transcript? thanks.

  • as a follow-up to my last post, i found the clip on you tube. i don’t know how to link it here, but you should check it out, it’s great!

  • Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, Barton’s read a science fiction novel that says global warming isn’t important?! Cripes, I’ve read science fiction novels that have all kinds of wacky premises (James P. Hogan, for example, has written novels that – get this – take Velikovsky seriously).

    Just when you think Rethugs can’t get dumber, they top themselves. The gift that keeps on giving and giving and giving.

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