There’s just something amazing to me about hearing a wealthy, Christian, white guy Republican whine incessantly about his place in American society.
On the April 2 broadcast of his nationally syndicated radio show, Glenn Beck claimed that “[c]onservatives get no respect” and asserted that he “can’t win” because he is “American[],” “white,” “Christian,” and “conservative.” He said: “[I]f you are a white human that loves America and happens to be a Christian, forget about it, Jack. You are the only one that doesn’t have a political action committee for you.” He also said: “I mean, I was talking about it with my family yesterday. I said, ‘I’m tired of being the least popular person in the world,’ ” adding, “We’re Americans. Nobody likes Americans. We’re Americans, so the world hates us. But then inside of America, we love America — and that’s becoming more and more unpopular.”
Beck also said that being “Christian[]” is “not popular anymore” and went on to say, “I’ve got to find one thing that I agree with the rest of the world on, I guess. I’m tired of being in that group.”
Yes, by all means, let’s all feel sorry for Glenn Beck, who is paid handsomely to share right-wing nonsense on his own CNN Headline News show, Good Morning America, and a nationally-syndicated radio program. Obviously, if anyone needs a political action committee looking out for his interests, it’s Beck. My heart bleeds for him.
Please. Beck “can’t win”? It’s probably easier to wallow in self-pity than deal with reality, but here’s a newsflash: he already has won.
I’ll never really understand how and why the guys at the top of American society manage to feel sorry for themselves.
* Bill O’Reilly is a victim if a store clerk wishes him a “happy holidays” in early December.
* Tom DeLay is a victim because of the “whole syndicate” he sees trying to “destroy everything” he believes in.
* James Dobson is a victim because, as he explains it, “Homosexual activists, radical feminists, abortion zealots and haters of Christianity have banded together to bring down the old order and substitute their own version of the Brave New World.”
* The religious right in general uses a persecution complex to stay relevant and keep the money coming in from donors.
At some point over the last few years, self-pity became part and parcel of conservative ideology. Even as wealthy, Christian, white guy Republicans dominated the White House, Congress, the courts, and corporate board rooms, these guys continued to believe (or at least, claim to believe) that The Man is trying to keep them down.
It’d be funny if it weren’t so sad.