Tax on BBQ? No, just a joke

In case you missed it, about a week ago, this item ran on some overseas news wires.

The government of Belgium’s French-speaking region of Wallonia, which has a population of about 4 million, has approved a tax on barbequing, local media reported.

Experts said that between 50 and 100 grams of CO2, a so-called greenhouse gas, is emitted during barbequing. Beginning June 2007, residents of Wallonia will have to pay 20 euros for a grilling session.

The local authorities plan to monitor compliance with the new tax legislation from helicopters, whose thermal sensors will detect burning grills.

Now, after the first three sentences, I found this rather hard to believe, but the last sentence made it clear this was meant in jest — Belgium is going to use helicopters and thermal sensors? To find people using a grill in their backyards? No, this was obviously some kind of joke. In this case, an April Fools’ Day joke.

Alas, some of our friends on the right fell for it. Sundries Shack, a regular read for me, seriously believed Belgium would use helicopters to root out backyard barbecues. Blue Crab Boulevard, another site from my conservative list that I read every day, said the tax is “insane,” adding, “[B]ut here’s where it really crosses into stark, raving madness: The authorities will monitor compliance using helicopters and thermal imaging equipment. No, really.”

Both have added corrections to their posts, but the poor folks in Wallonia are still feeling the blow-back. Apparently they’ve been bombarded with complaints from those who didn’t realize this was a joke. (thanks to W.B. for the tip)

The press secretary of Wallonia’s minister for agricultural, rural affairs, the environment and tourism, said, “We have repeatedly denied this information, which is nothing but an April Fool’s Day joke. But we never imagined it would create such a fuss.”

April Fools’ Day can cause all manner of trouble sometimes, can’t it?

Hee-haw!! Guess the Republican’ts CAN’T figure out why it’s called April FOOLS Day.

Those dang Librul Euro-pee-ins and their hatred of Amurcan BBQ!!!

  • How long before this story morphs into the monitoring coming from those infamous black UN helicopters that are flying around trying to take people’s guns and take over the US?

  • That’s funny. And a bit cruel as we know our RW pals as they don’t do skienze and maths.

    To spoil the joke by explaining it:
    Using helos to enforce this is ridiculous (akin to burning down the house to kill a mouse) as the amount of CO2 burned thru a pair of aircraft turbines is huge compared to a BBQ.

  • April Fools’ Day can cause all manner of trouble sometimes, can’t it?
    Only if you’re a fool.

  • Let’s be honest: Those on the right do all they can to label any academic, scientist, or intellectual as part of the problem with (insert issue here). They discount education as overrated. They insist that college will turn kids into liberals.

    Basically, they celebrate ignorance and stupidity. So this should be no surprise.

    Hell, the only way they would’ve got the joke is if they changed it from Wallonia to Kansas City … although there’s no guarantee they’d be that smart, either.

  • Another fascinating peek into the fRight Wing “mind:”

    Starting a war that’s killed hundreds of thousands and crippled our military…just because?

    Waaal, y’see. That thar Saddam had WMDs and wuz best friends with Bin Laden so we had to kill him.

    Sending people off to be tortured?

    Yup, Nahn Uhleven changed everythin’.

    Listening to our calls and reading our e-mails?

    Wah suuure! Ifn you ain’t done nuthin’ wrong what’re you askeered of?

    How about a foreign country that you couldn’t locate on a map banning the use of out-door grills?

    Wha? Are yew CRAZEE? Lord amighty, thas criminal! Sumon git mah guhn! I’ll show them furriners. I bet its the French? It’s them damn Frenchies, ain’t it???

    Oy vey.

  • “How long before this story morphs into the monitoring coming from those infamous black UN helicopters that are flying around trying to take people’s guns and take over the US?”
    (Comment by petorado — 4/9/2007 @ 4:15 pm)

    Well now that you mention it, don’t guns produce greenhouse gasses when fired?

    :b

  • They do this all over Europe. I am an American living in Norway…this years major newspaper April Fools item was easy to spot (they always are), namely that the price of not picking up dog doo, was going to be like a thousand bucks, AND they were going to register all dogs DNA, and do DNA testing on all dog excrement, find the owners and fine them.

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