The ongoing (and utterly foolish) search for a ‘war czar’

On Wednesday, the WaPo had a major scoop: the White House has been quietly been searching for a “high-powered czar to oversee the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan.” The person would apparently be the new Commander in Chief — coordinating military policy and having the power to issue directions to the Pentagon, the State Department, and other agencies.

Of course, the story was more humiliating than anything else. The White House has approached a series of retired four-star generals about the job, and none of them is interested, including Retired Army Gen. Jack Keane, who literally helped craft the current “surge” policy, but who doesn’t want to help implement it. Retired Marine Gen. John J. “Jack” Sheehan, a former top NATO commander who was among those rejecting the job, told the Post, “The very fundamental issue is, they don’t know where the hell they’re going.”

Given all of this, I more or less assumed the White House would slink away, tail between its legs. Instead, the Bush gang is doing the opposite.

President Bush’s top national security adviser said Thursday that there is an urgent need to name a high-powered White House official to oversee the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan.

“It’s something I would like to have done yesterday and if yesterday wasn’t available, the day before,” National Security Adviser Stephen Hadley told reporters during a briefing at the White House. A day earlier, the White House had said the idea for a so-called war czar was still in its infancy.

I get the sense Hadley doesn’t quite appreciate what’s going on around him. Indeed, he’s only making his problems worse.

If I’m part of the White House communications team, I immediately downplay Wednesday’s story. I deny that any formal offers went to anyone, I say that the idea was only in the discussion stage, and I conclude that the czar isn’t really necessary because the president and his team have been managing the war(s) just fine for the last five years, thank you, and don’t need anyone else.

Instead, Hadley is making the administration look hapless and desperate. Given the AP article, I get the sense he was going to start asking reporters, “You guys don’t know anyone who might want this job, do you?”

Slate’s Fred Kaplan explained that this fruitless search for a “war czar,” helps demonstrate why the president’s Iraq policy is “doomed.”

Gates envisions this person’s job as follows: If, say, Ambassador Ryan Crocker or Gen. David Petraeus asks for something and doesn’t get it, or if it’s moving too slowly through the bureaucracy, then here would be “somebody empowered by the president to call a cabinet secretary and say, ‘The president would like to know why you haven’t delivered what’s been asked for yet.’ ”

But there already is such a person — the national security adviser, a job now held by Stephen Hadley. And if Hadley doesn’t convincingly speak with the president’s authority on such matters (just as Condoleezza Rice didn’t before him), it’s hard to see how someone who drops in out of the blue is going to do so either, no matter how loudly he can yell or pound his fist on a table.

Actually, there’s another official who, as Baker and Ricks describe the job, has the “authority to issue directions to the Pentagon, the State Department, and other agencies.” He’s called the president of the United States.

To paraphrase Donald Rumsfeld, you go to war in the place where there’s fighting, with the officials you’ve got. The problem with the war in Iraq isn’t that we don’t have a war czar. The problem is that the war is in Iraq and that George W. Bush is the president.

One wonders how long it will take for the Bush gang to realize that the more they emphasize the need for a “czar,” the more pathetic they look in mismanaging the fiasco they started.

On second thought, let’s not tell them. The weaker the White House’s political position, the more likely we’ll see some kind of policy change.

The buck stops…where? With the “war czar?” If the “war czar” and the president disagree, can the “war czar” fire the president in order to “get the job done?”

Enough is enough. Bush is such a terrible leader.

  • I can’t imagine why these generals don’t want to be the guy holding the big steaming poop bag that is Iraq while Bush skips happily away in search of a new country to f@ck over.

  • If only the Founding Fathers thought of this when they were drafting the Constitution then the preznit wouldn’t have to make this up as he goes along.

    Oh wait….

    Article II, Section 2 ” The President shall be Commander in Chief of the Army and Navy of the United States, and of the Militia of the several States, when called into the actual Service of the United States”

    If the bushies don’t watch themselves they’re gonna run out of Constitution to trash before the end of his term.

  • How adding another layer of bureaucracy is supposed to help matters is beyond me. But is the White House really just looking for a ballsy outsider who just won’t be cowed by the Cheney cabal like everyone else currently in the White House and Pentagon is? The non-Cheneyites in the White House may be looking to boost their numbers so they can outvote Dick’s cadre about policy changes in the wars. This looks like a maneuver to deal with internal rifts about what to do with these two intractable problem areas.

  • If their whole point was to create a new person to blame for the huge mess the White House is in, they will almost surely succeed at least in part.

    They can say that the person to blame is any person who fails to step into the bogus job they’ve been trying to fill. A non-specific person, if you will.

    “Everything would be fine if we just had somebody to do our job for us,” they will say. “It’s not our fault because we can’t get one single person to step into the sinkhole we created and take one for George W. Bush. Shame on you, America!”

    So the search for the person becomes the story rather than the person themselves. All the wrong-wing pundits and media bobbleheads jump on it and start holding long ernest discussions about who is responsible for preventing the president from finding someone to save his butt and how evil they must be and how they should be found and punished for it.

    Breathtaking, isn’t it?

  • “It’s something I would like to have done yesterday and if yesterday wasn’t available, the day before,”

    The White House is building a time machine?

    How I wish some reporter had asked if this sudden urgency is based on the President’s decision to extend the troops’ deployment. I really want to see a BushBot wet his pants in front of the cameras. No. I need to see it.

    Apologies for plagarizing a fellow CBer but the stench of fear and desperation wafting out of the White House is so thick it’s starting to interfere with flights into National Airport. I wonder how it will react with the annual Smog-o-Thon that is summer in DC.

    Schmutz v. Smog. Could get ugly.

  • This would be a political appointment which does not require Senate confirmation like, say Secretary of Defense or Secretary of State? Someone empowered to boss around cabinet secretaries yet not answerable to Congress, is unimpeachable, a presidential advisor who would not be able to testify before congress under that Executive Priviledge thing. So Rovelike, so unAmerican.

  • Well, Rove has done such a great job as the point man on Katrina, I think he’s the guy for the job.

    Or better yet, someone who just graduated from a Christian college. It’s time we had God on our side again. Appocalypse now!

  • I’m with Frak. But I say give the job to Cheney.

    Then when things continue to get worse we can blame the person who already bears much of the responsibility.

    If Cheney won’t come out of his spider hole, maybe Moonica Goodling will.

  • I’ve got it!

    “But is the White House really just looking for a ballsy outsider who just won’t be cowed by the Cheney cabal like everyone else currently in the White House and Pentagon is?” — and it came right to me.

    Hillary Clinton !!!

    You bet, she’s ballsier’n Cheney. Knows her way all around the Exec Branch — Defense, State, “other agencies,” allathat. Really smart, organized, energetic, and SO hardcore. Best of all, she’s already applied to be CinC (but sees some bad handwriting on the wall along the Dem route).

    So if it’s not looking too shiny for her as President, why wouldn’t she go for Generalissima?

    Stephen! Oh hell, where’d I put his number?!

  • Then again, Alberto Gonzales may soon become available.

    When you’re a War Czar, its hard for them mean ole congressmen and senators to bug you.

  • This “War Czar” story is almost too ridiculous for words – almost. For years Bush has demanded that war decisions be made by the ‘military commanders’. Now, he can’t seem to find a military commander/deciderer when he really needs one. Bush’s supporters always try to buttress their pro-war arguments by referring to the prezint as the ‘Commander in Chief’ – a job Bush is now trying to outsource.

    Will this be the new talking point?
    We must leave military decisions up to whatever jackass we can arm twist into taking the job
    Or maybe this?
    In a time of war, it borders on treason to not support The Executive Managing Director of Commanders in Chief

    The search for a ‘War Czar’ is an admission that no one in the Bush regime is up to the task. Their inability to find one shows how thoroughly Bush’s war of whim has been bungled.

  • Here’s the very guy they’re looking for:

    I am the very model of a modern Major-General,
    I’ve information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
    I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
    From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;
    I’m very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
    I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
    About binomial theorem I’m teeming with a lot o’ news,
    With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.
    I’m very good at integral and differential calculus;
    I know the scientific names of beings animalculous:
    In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
    I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

    I know our mythic history, King Arthur’s and Sir Caradoc’s;
    I answer hard acrostics, I’ve a pretty taste for paradox,
    I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus,
    In conics I can floor peculiarities parabolous;
    I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies,
    I know the croaking chorus from The Frogs of Aristophanes!
    Then I can hum a fugue of which I’ve heard the music’s din afore,
    And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore.
    Then I can write a washing bill in Babylonic cuneiform,
    And tell you ev’ry detail of Caractacus’ uniform:
    In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
    I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

    In fact, when I know what is meant by “mamelon” and “ravelin”,
    When I can tell at sight a Mauser rifle from a javelin,
    When such affairs as sorties and surprises I’m more wary at,
    And when I know precisely what is meant by “commissariat”,
    When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery,
    When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery—
    In short, when I’ve a smattering of elemental strategy—
    You’ll say a better Major-General has never sat a-gee.
    For my military knowledge, though I’m plucky and adventury,
    Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century;
    But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
    I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

  • “This would be a political appointment which does not require Senate confirmation like, say Secretary of Defense or Secretary of State? Someone empowered to boss around cabinet secretaries yet not answerable to Congress, is unimpeachable, a presidential advisor who would not be able to testify before congress under that Executive Priviledge thing. So Rovelike, so unAmerican”

    If it’s a US paid position, Congress can have a say so. Power of the Purse and such.

  • I’m just a tad worried about this “war czar” business. We’re talking about giving a crony—not an elected official of the civilian government, but a partisan hack—control of the armed forces of the United States?

    The WH wants to legitimately hand off control of all military operations and systems?

    What happens when January 2009 rolls around, and this “czar” doesn’t want to give up his power and authority? There’s nothing in the Constitution that covers something like this—and likewise, there’s nothing in the Constitution that would prevent this “position” from being made a civil service position.

    Do any of you really want to imagine the cronies at Blackwater and Halliburton having the power of the American military machine at their fingertips?

    Forget rigged ballot machines—this pile of bovine excrement reeks of politically-motivated martial law….

  • Maybe this is the guy they’re looking for:

    “I am the very model of a Gallifreyan buccaneer”

    This guy would certainly be able to deal with their “reality.”

  • ok, Cleaver has inspired me but I’m likely going to meed Dan and Beep and everyone’s help – call it a communal project for the weekend. With all due respect to R & H, and the stripes on Rehnquist’s robe:

    I am the very model of a modern White House criminal
    I’ve information on each person known to be a liberal
    I know the tricks of Nixon and the legacies historical
    from Joe Stalin to Kenny Boy in order categorical
    And Karl has explained to me ’bout matters mathematical
    i understand vote counting both legit and Dieboldical
    of propaganda theorem i’m teeming with lots o news
    with things i learned from Goebbels when he demonized all of the Jews
    i’m good at the divider as uniter image calculus
    i know cures from stem cells would be really, really bad for us!
    In short in matters economic and those constitutional
    I am the very model of a modern White House criminal.

    whew. who wants the next verse?

  • Laura Bush for War Czar. I’m guessing she must be finished with her special SOTU Speech assignment a few years ago to solve the problem of urban gang violence. She can make Karen Hughes dress up like Eleanor Roosevelt and change Barney’s name to Fala. [ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fala ]

    What more could we ask for?

    Bravo, Zeitgiest!

  • Aaaargh, this song has been running, on and off through my head since 2003.

    i understand vote counting both legit and Dieboldical

    [Zeitgeist]

    You set a damn high bar but I’ll give it a shot:

    I am the very model of a modern White House Criminal.
    I’m master of the art of ad. messages subliminal.
    I monitor the traffic to and from your PC terminal.
    I’ve even got a microphone in every single urinal.
    I’ve been known to frighten followers with the Eastern Intellectual.
    And if that doesn’t work I use the rampant Homosexual.
    I can garble stirring quotes both historical and Biblical.
    I am the very model of Modern White House Criminal.

    Whew!

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