Friday’s Mini-Report

Today’s edition of quick hits.

* AP: “A federal judge approved an immunity deal Friday allowing former Justice Department aide Monica Goodling to testify before Congress about the firing of eight federal prosecutors. Goodling, who served as the department’s White House liaison, has refused to discuss the firings without a guarantee that she will not be prosecuted. Congress agreed to the deal, Justice Department investigators reluctantly agreed not to not oppose it and U.S. District Judge Thomas Hogan gave it final approval Friday.”

* McClatchy: “Only weeks before last year’s pivotal midterm elections, the White House urged the Justice Department to pursue voter-fraud allegations against Democrats in three battleground states, a high-ranking Justice official has told congressional investigators. In two instances in October 2006, President Bush’s political adviser, Karl Rove, or his deputies passed the allegations on to Attorney General Alberto Gonzales’ then-chief of staff, Kyle Sampson.”

* NYT: “The Bush administration reached agreement on Thursday with the House speaker, Nancy Pelosi, and other Democrats to attach environmental and worker protections in several pending trade accords, clearing the way for early passage of some pacts and improving prospects for others.”

* Here’s a good example of what’s wrong with the war-funding frame embraced by most of the national media: “During the May 11 edition of MSNBC Live, NBC News congressional correspondent Chip Reid described the Iraq war funding bill that the House passed May 10 as ‘very clearly veto bait,’ adding that in contrast to the House, the Senate ‘has said’ that it ‘need[s] to pass something here the president can sign because we don’t want to be accused of being the ones cutting off funding to troops in the field, while they’re in harm’s way.'” Why isn’t the burden on the president to sign a spending bill passed by Congress? Because of narratives like this one.

* PBS anchor Jim Lehrer on Australian public radio: “If somebody in the media just assumes everybody in the government is a liar, that’s no way to operate.” It isn’t?

* For Saks customers, the economy’s great. For everyone else, not so much.

* It’s not just that Lou Dobbs is demagogic on immigration; it’s that he’s demagogic and makes stuff up about immigration.

* If you want to give yourself an awful headache, be sure to read Richard Perle’s WaPo op-ed on why the war in Iraq is George Tenet’s fault.

* Opie and Anthony are sick bastards.

* CNN International, reporting on Tony Blair stepping down as the British Prime Minister, ran “Bush Resigns” on screen. One, this won’t help Blair’s image. Two, we aren’t that lucky.

* Ethics trouble for Sen. (and RNC chairman) Mel Martinez (R-Fla.).

* Ann Coulter got some good news when law enforcement officials in Florida cleared her of allegations that she falsified her Florida voter registration and voted illegally. The odd part of the story, however, is that she was cleared after a high-level FBI agent made unsolicited phone calls to the Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office to vouch for the conservative pundit. Hmm.

* CBS News’ story for why it fired Gen. Batiste has been changing throughout the day, but it still doesn’t make sense.

* House Minority Leader John Boehner (R-Ohio) is easily confused when it comes to … well, almost everything.

* National Review’s Victor Davis Hanson believes war supporters are 22 for 23 out when it comes to the provisions of the original 2002 war resolution. He’s not even close.

* There’s a new right-wing meme making the rounds (on Fox News, among other outlets) that Kansas Gov. Kathleen Sebelius blamed equipment shortages in her state after the tornado disaster only after coordinating her message with DNC Chairman Howard Dean. Needless to say, this is completely baseless.

* And finally, weekend readers will want to check in tomorrow morning. Something interesting is going on — which I’ll explain in a little more than 12 hours. See you then.

Anything to add? Consider this an end-of-the-day open thread.

Twelve hours to hold a secret?? Can’t wait.

As for Sebelius having to clear comments with DNC Dean, that’s just the Republicans thinking that Democrats operate the same way they do. After all, aren’t Republican governors REQUIRED to clear comments with the RNC?

  • This isn’t the first comment Jim Lehrer has made about his attitude toward reporting the news that flies in the face of journalistic ethical standards. If he wants to spout a right wing meme, how about St. Ronnie’s old one about trusting first, but verifying. Old Jim doesn’t even sound like he wants to verify at all.

    So let me guess what CB’s up to: a.) he got picked up by Salon.com to complement Glen Greenwald’s presence, b.) he’ll be taking Joe Klein’s spot over at Swampland (I wish.) c.) David Broder’s going for a long respite at an Alzheimer’s care center and Washington pundits will now have a new dean (it would happen in a perfect world.)

  • * And finally, weekend readers will want to check in tomorrow morning. Something interesting is going on — which I’ll explain in a little more than 12 hours. See you then.

    Tease

  • Kansas Gov. Kathleen Sebelius blamed equipment shortages in her state after the tornado disaster only after coordinating her message with DNC Chairman Howard Dean.

    Keep picking on people who’ve been hit by terrible disasters, shit heads. This will make you really popular. Who wants to bet most Faux’s viewers live in Tornado Alley?

    House Minority Leader John Boehner (R-Ohio) is easily confused…

    Case in point:

    “House Majority Leader John A. Boehner (R-Ohio) told The Washington Post last night that he had learned this spring of inappropriate “contact” between Foley and a 16-year-old page. Boehner said he then told House Speaker J. Dennis Hastert (R-Ill.). Boehner later contacted The Post and said he could not remember whether he talked to Hastert.”

    Heh.

    But this just goes to show it is hard to distinguish sheer Boneheadedness from ReThugligoon SOP. Boneher might have gotten the vote numbers wrong simply because he’s an idiot. But the ReFugs are also well known for lying like bastards so the Right Wank Noise machine can tout it as fact. The former, the latter? I vote for both.

  • Goody @ Goodling

    Now you can lie and stonewall like Gonzo with impunity.

    You go girl…

    To the folks that granted this religious hag immunity:

    You don’t now and never will understand just how corrupt these people are…

  • “The Bush administration reached agreement on Thursday with the House speaker, Nancy Pelosi, and other Democrats to attach environmental and worker protections in several pending trade accords, clearing the way for early passage of some pacts and improving prospects for others.”

    Go read Working Assets about this – any trade pact that the K-street union-killers are happy with is not something normal average people should be happy with – there is big dissension in the ranks among Democrats about this. It’s another we-need-corporate-donations vote.

  • We experimental lab rats know what “the secret” is. We liked it, you probably will too. It passed the “curmudgeon test” (you’d be surprised how many curmudgeons there are who had to sign off on it) 🙂

  • “A federal judge approved an immunity deal Friday allowing former Justice Department aide Monica Goodling to testify before Congress about the firing of eight federal prosecutors.”

    hmmm, is this the break in the wall?

    “If somebody in the media just assumes everybody in the government is a liar, that’s no way to operate.”

    why not? shouldn’t someone in any job have to demonstrate their integrity first, before the media just assumes they are not a liar?

  • And lo, another war-loving winger bites the dust:

    From Time.com today:

    “The closest he (Romney) has ever come to a personal religious crisis, he recalls, was when he was in college and considering whether to go off on a mission, as his grandfather, father and brother had done. Mitt was deeply in love with Ann, his high school sweetheart and future wife, and couldn’t bear to spend more than two years away from her. He says he also felt guilty about the draft deferment he would get for it, when other young men his age were heading for Vietnam.”

    From the Boston Herald in 1994:

    “Romney, however, acknowledged he did not have any desire to serve in the military during his college and missionary days, especially after he married and became a father. ‘I was not planning on signing up for the military,’ he said. ‘It was not my desire to go off and serve in Vietnam, but nor did I take any actions to remove myself from the pool of young men who were eligible for the draft. If drafted, I would have been happy to serve, and if I didn’t get drafted I was happy to be with my wife and new child.”

    I’m not sure this is a huge contradiction. One could easily not have wanted to server in Vietnam, yet, at the same time, feel guilty about getting a deferment. But is a convenient shift in how he describes his sentiments — one that seems to move with the audience to which he is pitching himself.

    It’s not quite up there with Dick “I had other priorities” or Tom “they didn’t have room for patriotic white boys with all the minorities signing up for the benefits” Delay, but it’s definitely not that far from George “spent his time in all-day pool volleyball games with ambitious secretaries” Bush.

    I swear to God, for 40 years it has pissed me off that I – who volunteered for the military and did more than a year in Vietnam – am some sort of traitor, while every goddamned motherfucking right wing “war supporter” never went, never served, and never would, and somehow this asswipe is a “patriot” and I’m not.

    God damn them all to hell for 50 eternities.

  • “And finally, weekend readers will want to check in tomorrow morning. Something interesting is going on — which I’ll explain in a little more than 12 hours. See you then.”

    i can’t even begin to imagine the possibilities. but you can be sure that i will be checking in early tomorrow 🙂

  • We experimental lab rats know what “the secret” is. We liked it, you probably will too.

    That’s the wrong secret, Tom!

    Actually, that secret is still a couple of weeks away. Tomorrow’s secret is entirely different. Even Tom will be surprised.

  • Something interesting is going on — which I’ll explain in a little more than 12 hours. See you then.

    Arrrrrgh! Fine. Be that way. My guesses:

    1. You’re running for office.

    2. Bill Clinton will the guest poster.

    3. You’ve perfected the program that runs 500,000 volts through the keyboards of neo-Nazi troll posters.

    4. Shrubya has been caught in bed with a live boy and a dead girl and a goat we won’t be sure about until Bill Frist reviews the tapes.

    5. You’re really an undercover agent for the NSA, this blog is really just part of an elaborate plan called Operation DemocRAT Trap and we’re all in deep shit.

  • Sorry CB, but I’ve got to let the cat out of the bag early on this one. As it turns out, Carpetbagger is none other than Vice President Dick Cheney. You heard me! He’s playing the same role he had convinced Dick Nixon to play as Deepthroat, except this time it worked. At 5:30 AM tomorrow morning, Carpetbagger Cheney is set to announce his successful takeover of the world. Fortunately for us, he will continue to blog at his normal schedule, so everything should be fine.

    Long live Carpetbagger!!

  • PBS anchor Jim Lehrer… “If somebody in the media just assumes everybody in the government is a liar, that’s no way to operate.”

    I agree. Not everyone in government lies all the time. But when they do — which happens with disarming frequency — or when they try to feed you propaganda, it’s your job to point that out. To serve as the megaphone for deception is no way to operate either.

  • Re. Tony Blair’s replacement, I heard Bush praising Gordon Brown yesterday, a description the culminated with “he’s a good thinker.” Now tell me, how would you feel if you were a politician running for Prime Minister and you got an endorsement like that from the world’s most powerful moron? The same one who looked into Putin’s soul. It wouldn’t surprise me if Bush got a terse note from Brown imploring him to just STFU for now.

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