Round 2 — The I’m-more-brutal-than-you debate

If the first Republican presidential debate was a chance for the candidates to size up their rivals, and honor Reagan’s 11th Commandment, the second debate was a chance to forget the pleasantries and start throwing punches.

Gilmore accused some of his rivals of being “very liberal in characterizing themselves as conservatives, particularly on the issues of abortion and taxes and health care.” Romney blasted the “McCain-Kennedy” immigration reform measure (and the “McCain-Feingold” campaign finance law), which led McCain to blast Romney for once having been pro-choice. Giuliani and Ron Paul had a heated exchange over the causes of 9/11. Tancredo hates everyone: “There’s conversions on guns, conversions on abortion, conversions on immigration. It’s beginning to truly sound like a Baptist tent revival meeting here. I’m glad to see conversions. But I trust those conversions when they happen on the road to Damascus and not on the road to Des Moines.”

It’s mid May — by November these guys are literally going to be throwing chairs at one another.

The point of all these criticisms is obviously to undermine the candidates’ various rivals, but last night, it also seemed to be an attempt to show who was the “toughest” candidate. To help them along, Brit Hume posed this hypothetical scenario to the field:

“Three shopping centers near major U.S. cities have been hit by suicide bombers. Hundreds are dead, thousands injured. A fourth attack has been averted when the attackers were captured off the Florida coast and taken to Guantanamo Bay, where they are being questioned. U.S. intelligence believes that another larger attack is planned and could come at any time…. How aggressively would you interrogate those being held at Guantanamo Bay for information about where the next attack might be?”

Given the discussion of torture policy, the question seemed relevant, though a little fantastical. So, would the candidates permit torture? As Slate’s John Dickerson put it, “There seemed to be a competition to see who could say yes the fastest. Some candidates appeared ready to do the torturing themselves.”

It was a dejecting display.

During tonight’s presidential debates, candidates were asked whether they would support the use of waterboarding — a technique, defined as torture by the Justice Department, that simulates drowning and makes the subject “believe his death is imminent while ideally not causing permanent physical damage.”

Both former mayor Rudy Giuliani and Rep. Tom Tancredo (R-CO) suggested they would support using the technique. Specifically asked about waterboarding, Giuliani said he would allow “every method [interrogators] could think of and I would support them in doing it.” Tancredo later added, “I’m looking for Jack Bauer,” referencing the television character who has used torture techniques such as suffocation and electrocution on prisoners.

The audience applauded loudly after both statements.

That last point shouldn’t go by unnoticed. These candidates not only endorsed torture in a high-profile, nationally-televised forum, but the crowd loved it. Romney not only endorsed the human-rights abuses at Guantanamo Bay, he said “[W]e ought to double Guantanamo,” in part so that detainees “don’t get access to lawyers they get when they’re on our soil.” This, too, garnered considerable applause.

As Digby explained, it was a reminder that as far as the Republican Party is concerned, this is still “all about the codpiece.”

These guys have just spent the last fifteen minutes of the debate trying to top each other on just how much torture they are willing to inflict. They sound like a bunch of psychotic 12 year olds, although considering the puerile nature of the “24” question it’s not entirely their fault.

This debate is a window into what really drives the GOP id. The biggest applause lines were for faux tough guy Giuliani demanding Ron Paul take back his assertion that the terrorists don’t hate us for our freedom, macho man Huckabee talking about Edwards in a beauty parlor and the manly hunk Romney saying that he wants to double the number of prisoners in Guantanamo “where they can’t get lawyers.” There’s very little energy for that girly talk about Jesus or “the culture of life” or any of that BS that the pansy Bush ran on.

As for the one question on everyone’s mind — there were eight references to Reagan last night, down from 20 in the first debate. There was just one reference to George W. Bush (from Ron Paul, who mocked him for running on a “humble” foreign policy platform in 2000).

“These candidates not only endorsed torture in a high-profile, nationally-televised forum, but the crowd loved it.”

this is f**king scary. we need grownups running this country, not these juvenile assholes.

  • All but Giuliani expressed that abortion is “morally wrong,” and all but McCain appauded torture.

    And this is the “less government” and “values” party?

    And I loved the title of Digby’s piece.

  • Interesting fact for me…

    Pretty much every wingnut pundit on the planet called the debate for Rudi, mainly because we went apesh*t on Ron Paul. Except when Fox News did a viewer poll, Paul picked up a quarter of the votes… Romney came out on top, and Rudi was a little further back in third. And btw, McCain tanked – perhaps because he carries the effects of torture?

    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,272493,00.html

    I’m always skeptical of electronic polls of this type, but after taking account of their limitations, it still suggests that running on 9/11 talking points might well not fly even in the GOP primary.

    And yeah, it definitely suggests that so-called experts who called the debate for Rudi – such as the NRO editorial team, and popular rightie bloggers such as Ed Morrissey – might not have much of a clue what the GOP is thinking.

    Whatever their feelings about the debate, it is far from clear Rudi came off the winner in his scuffle with Ron Paul, and it is pretty damn certain from viewer votes that Romney “won” the debate last night.

  • “I’m looking for Jack Bauer,”

    Sweet Zombie Jeebus!!!

    This ain’t fucking TV. Wish they spent more time reading than watching TV.

  • the NRO editorial team, and popular rightie bloggers such as Ed Morrissey – might not have much of a clue

    Knock me down with a feather.

  • Having read the debate transcript, Paul came off as someone I can respect, while Giuliani just pandered. Hume’s question of course was intended as a broad invitation to all the candidates to let their inner Jack Bauer strut out on stage. It’s just as well that the Democrats are avoiding Fox News, given such fearmongering questions.

  • Well, it’s encouraging to know that Ron Paul got a larger share of the polling than Rudy. At least with regard to 9/11 Paul sounded positively rational, and it sounds like he was rewarded for it.

  • I hope the DNC is keeping a video library. These guys are laying out the groundwork for one dynamite, “in their own words” ad campaign.

  • #6 – To think, I included that in the same sentence where I suggested the “GOP is thinking”

    Need more coffee…

  • Dave Yepsen, who is the move visible political reporter/columnist in Iowa, called it for Romney.

    Yeah, the torture folks (I’m surprised Rudy didn’t remind people what a great job his admin did on Louima) are scary, but sadly I doubt the cheering is limited to that SC Rethug crowd. It is easy for us to forget that the crowd we discuss politics in is not a cross-section. I suspect that the “i’d thrash them to within an inch of their lives with a crow bar personally if there was a 1-in-million chance of finding out where the next attack would be” is a winner with the general public by a large margin. Unfortunate though it is, I suspect we are the Moral Minority on this one.

  • I’d like each candidate supporting torture to undergo waterboarding, just so they can get some idea of what they’re endorsing. Maybe this will work for McCain since he’s

    This also exposes the emphasis of arrogant nationalism over smarts. Terrorist cells generally have no knowledge of each other. Bust up the fourth cell all you like. Not even Jack Bauer can torture answers out of a guy who never had them.

  • In a sane world, the shopping center terrorist question would be answered something like this:

    “I know that we are on Fox, Brit. But this is a presidential debate, not a commercial for “24”.”

  • zeitgeist wrote: “I suspect that the “i’d thrash them to within an inch of their lives with a crow bar personally if there was a 1-in-million chance of finding out where the next attack would be” is a winner with the general public by a large margin. Unfortunate though it is, I suspect we are the Moral Minority on this one.”

    This is an example of the R’s framing the debate in a way that they’ll win. Most people, myself included, would agree that if we had a prisoner that we knew WITH ABSOLUTE CERTAINTY had knowledge of a terrorist attack that we knew WITH ABSOLUTE CERTAINTY was going to claim a million lives and WAS CERTAIN to happen very soon, we would allow a little flexibility in that prisoner’s treatment. This is, however, the ultimate extreme scenario – and the all caps phrases will most certainly never be present. The questions that should be asked of these candidates is: “Do you support the use of torture as official, legal, U.S. policy?” and “What circumstances would make torture an allowed practice, i.e. where would you draw the line?” Finally, I would ask, “What consequences would you personally accept for engaging in such violations of the law?”

    For my money, if I were campaigning as Prez, I would make it my stated policy that, if circumstances required me to bend the law for the good of the country, there would be a full public disclosure of those activities within two years, subject to the full legal consequences if the American public deems it necessary. If your lawbreaking isn’t obviously justified to the public at large, it probably wasn’t worth doing in the first place.

  • When I heard the crowd cheering the pro-torture statements, it sounded like America’s moral authority going down the drain.

  • And the corollary to the ticking time bomb is that it removes the one aspect of torture that eventually makes it “effective” in getting someone to tell you where something is, Time. Torture “works” for the reason that people eventually crack under the pressure of not knowing when it will end. Even in normal interrogations (sans torture) the true intelligence comes from people eventually caving into the time aspect.

    The ticking time bomb scenario makes no sense. If a guy knows all he has to do is hold out long enough for it to go off, he has the incentive to outlast the torturers. Or he just needs to put them on a wild goose chase. The ticking time bomb is the one of hte largest crocks of shit in the world.

  • Well, I’m a liberal and I’m sorry to admit that this administration has convinced me that torture might be ok in some circumstances. In my really bad moments, I wish they would all be flayed alive. At a minimum, the VP should be thrown into a pit of rabid weasels and knawed to death.

    [/bitter sarcasm]

  • Sweet!! Can we get a big f***ing coliseum in DC and totally throw all of the abortionists and terrorists (same difference right?) into a huge melee with lions and loud county music. Christ, Toby Keith and Dale Jr. could be the hosts and Jack Bauer could like torture muslims first, and then we could throw them and their pro-bono, liberal-ass lawyers to a bunch of lions. NO, wait, instead of lions, we could train some of those pro-rodeo bulls to gore them to death. And then we could get a bunch of monster trucks with chains and rip Islamo-fascists in half, and then waterboard their sisters.

    Man, this Republican permanent majority thing just needs a coliseum and a soundtrack and we’re on our way!!!! What’s Lee Greenwood up to these days?

  • It’s a wonder the candidates didn’t mention that all this malaise the world is experiencing stems from parents who don’t spank their kids. Yes, I predict that spanking will be the topic of the next debate. -Kevo

  • I’m thinking the same thing as N. Wells. The audio and video clips I’ve heard where one of the ten said something outrageous on stage and crowd went wild really makes me wonder about his nation. Who the hell was in this audience?

    A better question would be to ask what wouldn’t these guys do in their silly “ticking clock” scenario. I think the only thing they would agree on is that while they would submit any terror suspect they could get their hand on to the most unspeakable acts of violence, depravity and pain, they wouldn’t make that suspected terrorist have an abortion because that would be like so totally immoral.

  • What I’ve taken away from these debates in the end is what a bunch of #@$%ing cowards these R’s are. Their security plan for the U.S. sounds little different than the plan a squirrel has when it gets cornered by a big dog – go insane and hope something good comes out of it. At least the squirrel is actually in danger when it goes crazy – the R’s get hysterical and talk about bombing and torturing the moment somebody with dark skin looks at them cross-eyed.

    N. Wells wrote: “When I heard the crowd cheering the pro-torture statements, it sounded like America’s moral authority going down the drain.”

    The odd thing is that the R’s don’t realize, or don’t care, that when the rest of the world gives up on us we’ll have a harder time accomplishing our goals. Despite their huge amount of interventionism in the world, the R’s still paradoxically have a huge isolationist streak, at least in the sense that they feel that they don’t need anyone else’s help on anything. My Dad (a rabid R) once commented with some satisfaction that if we pulled out of all trade agreements with the rest of the world, they’d be hurting worse than us. It didn’t seem to occur to him that, yeah, we’d probably be hurt less than everyone else, but we’d still be devastated.

  • Rrrr! Grunt! Red meat! Me want meat. Jack Bauer god. Him troture brown folks! Me want man like Jack for Presidnet. Him toruture scary brown men. Let me watch! mmmmm. Get funny feeling in pants. Mmmmm!!! Rrrr! Awooooooo!

    bleat.

  • What can you expect from anything being monitored by BRIT HUME. The question should have been asked what kind and how much should we condone torturing of our 19y/o troops. What world does Brit live in to ask such a stupid question? “Could Happen” duh. These guys live in a TV movie. How pathetic. The questions showed very little understanding of the real issues of our economy or of our democracy. Here’s a question in line with Brit…If the terrorist appeared and said you had to kill all the white people in NYor TX and you had to choose which would go on living unless you dismantled Exxon/Mobile and they had nukes in each hand to blow up Washington or you could save the whole world if you just sucked off the african delegation and you had to pay for the clean up…How much would that cost? Fucking idiots don’t deserve to be in the discourse of American Politics. Just pathetic fear mongering power grabbing dirtbags. What the hell has happened to our country? A real leader would have told these idiots that these questions are stupid and don’t deserve to be a part of the American dialogue. Where is the peace and truth and majesty of America’s greatness. Can’t wait till all republicans are out of office then the torch of liberty will be bright once again…Congrats Dems…just look what Fox news did to their own party…and thought they were a success..hahahaha.

  • re: #19… i think you just came up with a new reality show for fox.

    didn’t watch (couldn’t stomach) the “debate” last night, but i gotta admit tancredo’s “road to damascus/road to des moines” line was pretty good. who knew he had such a way with words (or could afford such good writers”!

  • More likely a bunch of little dicks, which is why they feel such an overwhelming need to compensate by talking tough.

  • When the highlight of an evening’s worth of television viewing is watching Brit Hume moderate a slapdown-fest between ten bowls of overcooked linguini—it makes me glad that I do not watch television. It reminds me that when lightning took out the satellite, God must’ve been on my side. After all, I’m still flyin’—the ReThug candidates are still politically dyin’—and Falwell’s still fryin’—all of which means that God is really a Progressive….

  • Oh yeah, forgot on #19 above to include that Ann Coulter would be at the coliseum in a wet t-shirt and super short school girl skirt and big black boots with a whip and a dagger cheering on the bloodshed. If the bulls failed to do the job, she’d finish them with a heel to the skull.

  • Wish they spent more time reading than watching TV. –Former Dan, @5

    Disagree. Wish they’d spend *all* their time watching TV and stopped having presidential (or any other political) pretensions. Everyone would be that much better off — they, the public and even TV (better ratings, with more people watching)

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