Thursday’s Mini-Report

Today’s edition of quick hits.

* Congressional and White House negotiators agreed this afternoon on the provisions of a new immigration reform measure. The AP reports, “Sen. Edward M. Kennedy of Massachusetts, his party’s lead negotiator on the deal, hailed it as ‘the best possible chance we will have in years to secure our borders and bring millions of people out of the shadows and into the sunshine of America.’ Anticipating criticism from conservatives, Sen. Arlen Specter, R-Pa., said, ‘It is not amnesty. This will restore the rule of law.'” (I haven’t read the details yet, but the right is livid over the bill … so it can’t be that bad.)

* Valerie Plame’s civil suit against Dick Cheney, Karl Rove and two other Bush administration officials received a court hearing today, in which lawyers for the Bush gang “belittled” the case, accusing Plame of making “fanciful claims” in what amounted to “a fishing expedition.” (The AP doesn’t mention it, but the judge in the case is a Bush appointee and former aide to Ken Starr. I’m not entirely confident in his objectivity.)

* Former EPA Chief Christine Todd Whitman was asked to testify before a congressional subcommittee regarding the government’s handling of the air quality at ground zero following the 9/11 attacks. Yesterday, she refused to cooperate, citing two ongoing lawsuits on the matter. Rep. Jerrold Nadler (D-N.Y.), the chairman of the House Judiciary Subcommittee on the Constitution, Civil Rights, and Civil Liberties, said he will continue to “strongly urge her to cooperate” and to appear at the hearing. He added he hoped he would not have to resort to the “compulsory process.”

* It’s like musical chairs with House Republicans accused of corruption — Rep. John Doolittle (R-Calif) left the powerful House Appropriations Committee after the FBI raided his home; he was replaced by Rep. Ken Calvert (R-Calif.) who has a long history of scandals; and Calvert was replaced on his committee by Rep. Tom Feeney (R-Fla.), who was recently questioned by the FBI over his relationship to Abramoff.

* Mark your calendars: Monica Goodling to testify on Wednesday morning, May 23.

* If the Iraqi parliament backs a measure asking Americans to withdraw, Rep. Adam Putnam (R-Fla.), the number 3 Republican in the House, said he suspects that the United States would “respect” Iraqis’ wishes.

* George Washington University constitutional law professor Jonathan Turley told Keith Olbermann last night that the latest revelations in the warrantless-search program point to an impeachable offense. “The problem comes down to the failure of Congress to deal with what is a very ugly and unfortunate fact,” Turley said. “This would be a clear impeachable offense. I don’t know of a more clear, potential charge of impeachment within the modern presidency.”

* For all the hype Giuliani is getting for smacking down Ron Paul’s 9/11 assessment the other night, the media seems to have repeated a distortion: “Several media figures mischaracterized a response that Rep. Ron Paul gave at the Republican debate, with some asserting that Paul had ‘blamed’ the United States for the 9-11 terrorist attacks and others simply accepting Rudy Giuliani’s misrepresentation of Paul’s statement — that the United States had ‘invited the attack.’ In fact, Paul did not blame the United States for the 9-11 attacks or say that the United States had ‘invited’ them.”

* Six months ago this week, John McCain said “that the fate of the Iraqi venture would be decided in the next six months.” Let me guess; he wants another Friedman.

* A breakthrough in the search for a cure for baldness? A guy can dream….

* The Pentagon today tried to explain the need to ban the troops’ access to YouTube and MySpace, saying the decision is purely an attempt to “preserve military bandwidth for operational missions.” A top military information technology officer acknowledged, however, that there is no current problem that makes the new policy necessary, but rather, the website “could present a potential problem,” at some point in the future.

* Conan O’Brien seems to understand just how silly the notion of a “war czar” is.

* When Chris Matthews is bad, he’s painfully bad. When he’s good, as he was last night taking on Rep. Jack Kingston (R-Ga.) over war policy, he’s great.

* This has to be among the most entertaining things Rush Limbaugh has ever said. On his radio show, he complained that many Americans saw the Republican presidential debate, featuring 10 wealthy, middle-aged Christian white guys, which leads some in the media to ask, “How come there are no women and minorities on stage?” Limbaugh responded, “[Y]ou know, the Democrats never get those kinds of questions because it’s always assumed that they’re fair and just, and not discriminatory and all that.” Um, Rush? At the Dems’ debate, viewers saw a woman, an African-American, and a Latino. That’s why the Democrats don’t get those kinds of questions.

Anything to add? Consider this an end-of-the-day open thread.

Here’s something that has me really pissed off:

S.C. lawmakers consider allowing concealed weapons on campuses

I’m totally pissed off, because I work on a campus and I think this is a terrible idea. At least law enforcement officials in S.C. agree with this assessment:

“College police chiefs across South Carolina said allowing guns on campuses would make it difficult to pinpoint a criminal. “Today, if we respond, we know the person with the weapon is the bad guy,” said Ernest Ellis, the law enforcement director at the University of South Carolina.”

  • Let me repeat my proposal: South Carolina legislators should not pass that law allowing concealed weapons on campuses until they pass one permitting concealed weapons in their statehouse and in their legislative chambers/office buildings. If the “everyone will be safer if everyone is armed” theory is true, they should welcome the opportunity to make their own workplaces safer.

    Wanna bet they don’t do it?

  • KB, What are you thinking? OF COURSE they would love to bring their guns to work. Lawmakers in Texas and Arizona would too. But I suggest the legalization of dueling. Let’s keep it civilized.

  • “Former EPA Chief Christine Todd Whitman was asked to testify before a congressional subcommittee regarding the government’s handling of the air quality at ground zero following the 9/11 attacks. Yesterday, she refused to cooperate…”

    What? Obfuscation from the Cheney Administration regarding 9/11? Say it ain’t so!

  • …the right is livid over the bill … so it can’t be that bad.

    The part that requires immigrants to return to their home countries to get a green card is a bad thing, as far as Mark Kleiman is concerned; he calls it “waste motion.” True, but it’s a small price to pay to dispel the whiff of “amnesty.” (Small price for me, anyway, since I’m not effected.)

    My reaction to the immigration deal is, Wow! A negotiated compromise! When’s the last time we had one of those? I had almost given up hope that anyone in DC still understood how to do it.

  • (The AP doesn’t mention it, but the judge in the case is a Bush appointee and former aide to Ken Starr. I’m not entirely confident in his objectivity.)

    Deadpanning CB?

    If so, like the name says:

  • Former EPA Chief Christine Todd Whitman was asked to testify before a congressional subcommittee regarding the government’s handling of the air quality at ground zero following the 9/11 attacks. Yesterday, she refused to cooperate,[…]

    Is it legal to refuse to testify before a Congressional (sub)committee? It seems like there’s an awful lot of Republicans balking at testifying before Congress recently. What are the possible repercussions here?

  • an awful lot of Republicans balking at testifying before Congress recently. What are the possible repercussions here?

    If I understand the rules right, each Dem baserunner gets to move up one base.

  • bring millions of people out of the shadows and into the sunshine of America?

    On a related note, I believe that Henry Waxman and Pat Leahy are each trying to do the very same thing.

  • Wolfowitz’s gone — effective June 30. That was fast! I wonder why Congress can’t move with the same speed vis Gonzales. Perhaps there’s something to be said for the business model (board of directors) afterall

    re Plame case. Cheney’s claiming total immunity from prosecution, since he’s king. Er… he’s akin to president in his unique position as vice, and whatever he does is OK.

  • Rep. Adam Putnam (R-Fla.), the number 3 Republican in the House, said he suspects that the United States would “respect” Iraqis’ wishes.

    And then roll up your pant legs people of Iraq because the Blackwater will be a-risin’.

  • This is a huge relief.

    I was so worried all of those people losing their homes would affect my stock portfolio. [/snark]

    I hear a lot of cold hearted, wrong-headed shit, but for some reson this struck me as a record-setter. How can this not effect the economy? Perhaps he meant that part of the economy that owns the banks that holds the mortgages. You know. The part that matters.

    Gah.

  • Per the Denver Post – “Conservative Christian evangelical leader James Dobson said today that if Rudy Giuliani receives the Republican nomination, he may not vote in a presidential election for the first time in his life.”

    If Rudy gets the Repub nod, will other wingnut christians fall of the Repub wagon? Or id Dobson pulling an Arlen Specter and talking tough only to eventually cave to his Republican masters?

  • Ahh, but where were the African-American Latino Women? Limbaugh’s right. Until the Dems can nominate someone who directly represents each race, creed, and gender, they’re nothing but a bunch of bigots!

    And besides, in some contexts white represents a combination of all colors; in which case the GOP was clearly more diverse than the Dems and their color-preferenced choices. So why don’t you just step-off, bigotboy.

  • Petorado:

    Or is Dobson pulling an Arlen Specter and talking tough only to eventually cave to his Republican masters?

    Like they yell in Church: BINGO!

  • “Former EPA Chief Christine Todd Whitman was asked to testify before a congressional subcommittee regarding the government’s handling of the air quality at ground zero following the 9/11 attacks. Yesterday, she refused to cooperate…”

    *******************************
    So where are all the Re-thugli-Cons screaming about ‘Obstructionism’?! They hate anyone who obstructs the government as it is trying carrying on the work of democracy, right? Why aren’t they all blowing a gasket on national TV about this? Don’t they want to know what happened, to get to the truth, to help those who are suffering? Sure they do. And they’ll get to it too, right after they help the Katrina victims.

  • We may be so lucky that Gulliani is the Republican candidate, maybe James Dobson will have a heart attack and then Jerry Fallwell can give him a tour at Dante’s inferno…. Nobody believes that any of those guys is really going to heaven right? I know we’re not supposed to wish ill on other people, but I think Fallwell deserved his heart troubles and I hope he’s getting used to his eternal stay at Dante’s inferno, as he works his way through all the levels.

  • The Pentagon today tried to explain the need to ban the troops’ access to YouTube and MySpace, saying the decision is purely an attempt to “preserve military bandwidth for operational missions.” A top military information technology officer acknowledged, however, that there is no current problem that makes the new policy necessary, but rather, the website “could present a potential problem,” at some point in the future.

    What they’re afraid of is that what the troops post at YouTube and MySpace conflics with the Everything Is Jolly Jolly Jolly In This The Best Of All Possible Worlds that is spouted daily at the Green Zone’s Five O’Clock Follies by that Brigadier General bozo.

    Heaven help us if people start reading the truth!

  • There should be some equivalent of having to pay courts costs for assholes like Gonzales who draw things out with his lies and equivocation.

  • Christine Todd Whitman… refused to cooperate.

    Would it be more informative to report when a republican agrees to cooperate?

  • listen up congressional democrats:

    “The problem comes down to the failure of Congress to deal with what is a very ugly and unfortunate fact,” Turley said. “This would be a clear impeachable offense. I don’t know of a more potential charge of impeachment within the modern presidency.”

    what the fuck are you waiting for?

  • I love the part in the immigration bill that enables the fed to seize employer assets through RICO in the event they hire illegal immigrants after this non-amnesty bill passes.

    What’s that?

    Oh,… sorry. My mistake.

  • We’ll have to see what happens. My sense of Bates is that he’s pretty conservative but not a total hack.

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