Biggest. Embassy. Ever.

About a month ago, the NYT reported that reconstruction programs in Iraq were an abject disaster.

In a troubling sign for the American-financed rebuilding program in Iraq, inspectors for a federal oversight agency have found that in a sampling of eight projects that the United States had declared successes, seven were no longer operating as designed because of plumbing and electrical failures, lack of proper maintenance, apparent looting and expensive equipment that lay idle.

The United States has previously admitted, sometimes under pressure from federal inspectors, that some of its reconstruction projects have been abandoned, delayed or poorly constructed. But this is the first time inspectors have found that projects officially declared a success — in some cases, as little as six months before the latest inspections — were no longer working properly.

Now, contrast this record with news today that we’re in the midst of building the biggest, most expensive embassy on earth, right there in Baghdad. (thanks to Bob for the tip)

The Bush administration designed the 104-acre compound — set to open in September in what today is a war zone — to be an ultra-secure enclave. Yet it also hoped that downtown Baghdad would cease being a battleground when diplomats moved in. […]

The $592 million embassy occupies a chunk of prime real estate two-thirds the size of Washington’s National Mall, with desk space for about 1,000 people behind high, blast-resistant walls. The compound is a symbol both of how much the United States has invested in Iraq and how the circumstances of its involvement are changing.

The embassy is one of the few major projects the administration has undertaken in Iraq that is on schedule and within budget.

That’s bound to make the Iraqis happy, isn’t it? Most of the buildings we’ve built for the country are crumbling, but look at the enormous embassy we’ve built for ourselves — within budget! — on prime real estate in downtown Baghdad.

The International Crisis Group, a nongovernmental organization that seeks to prevent and resolve conflicts, has identified the complex as the world’s largest embassy. The organization notes that the embassy is a sore point with Iraqis who are fed up with war, violence and roadblocks and chafing under the perception the U.S. still calls the shots more than four years after Saddam’s ouster.

You think?

The complex quickly could become a white elephant if the U.S. scales back its presence and ambitions in Iraq. Although the U.S. probably will have forces in Iraq for years to come, it is not clear how much of the traditional work of diplomacy can proceed amid the violence and what the future holds for Iraq’s government.

“What you have is a situation in which they are building an embassy without really thinking about what its functions are,” said Edward Peck, a former top U.S. diplomat in Iraq.

“What kind of embassy is it when everybody lives inside and it’s blast-proof, and people are running around with helmets and crouching behind sandbags?”

The very fundamental issue is, they don’t know where the hell they’re going.”

The world’s biggest embecile builds the world’s largest embassy. I thought the palace building ended with Saddam. It’ll make a nice big headquarters for the next invaders.

  • “What kind of embassy is it when everybody lives inside and it’s blast-proof, and people are running around with helmets and crouching behind sandbags?”

    This isn’t an embassy. It’s the Baghdad Biosphere.

  • maybe they should use this new embassy as the george w bush presidential liebrary.

  • That Embassy is a huge metaphor for the entire Bush presidency. It shouts the intentions of this imperialistic adventure, and is a public hummiliation which will last long after George W Bush and his neo-con advisors have retired to the land of generous public speaking fees/bribes. Who ordered that monstrosity when our own public facilities here in the USA are falling apart? OFF WITH THEIR HEADS! What a bunch of stupid arrogant people with tin ears. How did they get this type of power?

  • White elephant or isolated compound? Either way, it’s a victory for those who don’t want us there.

    Once again, the self-righteous, narrow-minded ideology of the right and their delusions of empire are colliding head-on with reality (smack directly on the forehead).

  • The Guardian’s piece on the same story (accessible from Antiwar.com) includes the forecast that the Embassy will operate “at least until the end of the next presidency”, giving some years of useful service.

    It closed with amusing advice to the architects to “include a large roof” suitable for taking lots of helicopters to airlift remaining staff, a la Vietnam.

  • slightly off topic, i just read on msnbc.com that the dems are going to “flinch in the face of a veto threat” and send a watered down funding bill with no timetable.

    if this report is correct, i’m just appalled….. to quote john mccain……chickenshits!

  • I’ll bet a $500 million dollar Alamo is impressive. For that much, all the roofs should have helipads for a Saigon-style withdrawal. Figures it would take a shithead from TexASS with an IQ of 81 (I believe Andy Rooney on that) to try to build a better Alamo.

  • The $592 million embassy occupies a chunk of prime real estate two-thirds the size of Washington’s National Mall, with desk space for about 1,000 people […]

    And who are they going to staff it with? The folk at State can’t be persuaded to go to Iraq, with either threats or promises. I suspect that’s not going to be an embassy but Blackwater headquarters.

  • That should be embASSy. Or possibly The Iraqi Insurgent Recuritment Center.

    I just hope Parson’s is the contractor, that way the Shrub-o-phile occupants will receive much needed and constant showers of shit.

  • How Not to Win the Iraqi ‘Hearts and Mind’ by George W. Bush.

    1) Bomb all of their infrastructure.

    2) Promise lots of schools, hospitals and secure utilities. Fail to deliver after four years and billions of allegedly invested reconstruction dollars.

    3) Build giant palace to US ego on time and on budget in high-visibility location.

    4) Declare ‘Mission Accomplished’ and retire to ranch to never worry about Iraqis again.

    This dumbass is the biggest pal bin Laden has. What a [terrorist recruitment] tool.

  • Perhap instead of US Embassy, they ought to rename the place the “George Wahabi Bush Jihadist Recruitment Center”.

  • “…we’re in the midst of building the biggest, most expensive embassy target on earth, right there in Baghdad.”

  • With room for 1,000 folks sitting at desks, what on earth would the largest embassy do in the world’s least stable country? They won’t be busy processing visas for Iraqis to visit the US. They won’t be hosting US tourists traipsing through Baghdad on vacation. I doubt there is even the need for that many oil execs to be stationed there.

    No, it’s pretty obvious the CIA/ NSA/ other secret security apparatus will have a considerable headquarters there. They may as well just name the place the Bastille for the enmity that it will draw from the local populace.

    If al Qaeda’s attacks on the US were spawned by US troops staioned in an Islamic country, what will they do when our spooks have a hardened headquarters in Iraq? They might as well emblazon the front gate with the Islamic equivalent of “bring it on.”

  • I think the “The Ugly American” is due for a new, revised edition.

    I always thought that when you planned to allow a country it’s independence, you usually begin to gradually LOWER your presence.

    Nothing like giving the Iraqis a shining beacon of foreign opression in their nation’s capitol.
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