Memo to Nevada: Next time, don’t elect a dimwit

Guest Post by Morbo

Las Vegas and its environs are considered the fastest-growing metropolitan area of the United States. A 2003 article on the area by the United States Geological Survey noted that the region’s population may double by 2015.

That’s a lot of roads, schools, libraries, community centers and other forms of infrastructure. How does a state deal with that phenomenal rate of growth? Naturally it elects an incompetent Republican who has no clue what he’s doing.

Nevada Gov. Jim Gibbons’ approval rating currently stands at 28 percent. Gibbons, a former member of Congress, was elected with less than 50 percent of the vote in November, and it has become painfully obvious that he’s in over his head.

As The New York Times recently reported:

In the last few months, Mr. Gibbons, a Republican, announced a plan to turn coal into jet fuel to raise money (problematic, as Nevada has no coal to speak of) and proposed paying for a $3.8 billion shortfall in highway construction money by selling water rights under state highways (it turns out the state did not actually own the rights).

The article goes on to note that Gibbons “vetoed a bill that would stop budget-busting tax breaks for builders of ‘green’ buildings before issuing an executive order to end them anyway (with the exception of four companies)…. And faced with a collapsing public education system and extensive state infrastructure needs, Mr. Gibbons at one point threatened to veto the $7 billion two-year state budget and shut down government largely over his desire for a security center in Carson City — an idea that law enforcement officials dislike — and his plan to save small businesses two hundredths of a percent on their taxes.”

Have I mentioned that Gibbons is under investigation by the FBI for allegedly failing to report gifts from a military contractor he accepted while a member of Congress? Or that during the campaign he got into an altercation with a drunken cocktail waitress in a parking lot?

How did a boob like this get elected?

Let’s say he played to the base. Gibbons derided his opponent, state Sen. Dina Titus, as a tax-loving liberal and, according to The Times, suggested that “liberal, tree-hugging, Birkenstock-wearing, hippie, tie-dyed liberals” should be used as human shields in Iraq.

As The Times notes, “It all played well with Mr. Gibbons’s base of voters in rural and Northern Nevada.”

But there’s a drawback to electing people to govern who don’t like government and in fact do not know what they are doing: quality of life goes down the toilet. Even Gibbons’ spokesman admits the state faces serious challenges, pointing out that every seven minutes someone moves to southern Nevada, and 100 more cars are added to the region’s roads every day.

Conservative activists are standing by Gibbons. One told The Times that the governor will survive as long as he doesn’t raise taxes. Here’s hoping that at least some of those 205 people pouring into the Las Vegas region every day are sensible enough to realize that good public services guarantee quality of life — and that they can’t be bought on the cheap.

“It all played well with Mr. Gibbons’s base of voters in rural and Northern Nevada.”

I think Gene Wilder’s character from Blazing Saddles sums it up well:

“These are people who have lived on their land for generations, they have unchanging values, the salt of the earth people, you know, MORONS!'”

  • Republicans exist for big business. Gibbons will happily bend over and let any big business man ream him and the state royally. And as long as he doesn’t raise taxes, a third of the people will think he’s god, not a eunuch.

  • Good morning, Morbo. It’s always good to see your excellents articles on Saturday mornings. This Gibbons is aptly named (is that an ad hominem attack?) Another mental monkey boy flinging the fecal matter he calls brains about. And he definitely shows his ass.

    One small question: Was it “an altercation with a drunken cocktail waitress in a parking lot?” or was it a drunken altercation with a cocktail waitress?

  • I simply cannot fathom people who, relatively speaking, have no money but yet are so concerned, to the exclusion of all other things, with having taxes raised when the impact would be on “the haves” rather than the “have nots”.

    What’s the line about the devil’s greatest accomplishment was convincing the world that he did not exist?

    I think the second greatest one is the GOP convincing the masses that any tax increase is worse than anything else that might happen.

    Did I just call the GOP the devil?….

  • >One small question: Was it “an altercation with a drunken cocktail waitress in a parking lot?” or was it a drunken altercation with a cocktail waitress?

    Dale: I wondered about that too. But The Times does call it an altercation with a drunken cocktail waitress. The Times says charges were filed against Gibbons but later dropped.

  • Good post, Morbo.

    Dale, I also seem to remember from reports at the time that it was GIBBONS who was drunk. (The cocktail waitress might have been drunk, too, but it was definitely pointed out that Gibbons was drunk).

    Morbo, the NYT has been known to be a little wrong before.

  • I’m a native Nevadan. Trust me, we’re all embarrassed by the “Governor”. He’s a stupid, petty man who is in way over his head.

    Not only was there a scandal involving a cocktail waitress (they were both drunk, and he was accused of groping her in the parking lot of McCormick and Schmitt’s as he walked her to her car), but it was discovered that he and his wife, Dawn, had employed an illegal immigrant as a nanny for their children for several years.

    The cocktail waitress incident was allegedly investigated by the Las Vegas police, and found to have no validity. The Nevada good old boys network is a live and well and very much in action.

    These revelations did nothing to keep the people in the northern an more rural parts of the state from voting for him. Plus Dina Titus, a long time state legislator and poli sci professor at UNLV, “talked funny”. She’s originally from the south.

  • It never ceases to amaze me, though it probably should by now given Republicans’ electoral successes, how powerful the phenomenon of “spite voting”–casting a vote because a given candidate professes the same hatreds as the voter–remains.

    Still–and I write this not knowing much about the NV gubernatorial race–you have to wonder about the Democrat. If she couldn’t exploit Gibbons’ misbehavior and evident idiocy, that doesn’t reflect well on her political skills.

  • Campaigns on being against immigration while having a 4.00/hr cash undocumented person as a housekeeper. (hides her in the basement when company comes)

  • Insists on (and getting) sworn in @ 12 mid (stone assed drunk) and again at 10 am. Reason being to stop a previous gaming control board appointee from taking office. But get this says the reason was to stop a possible terrorist threat.

  • I wonder how many “hours” of his maid’s wages, Gibbons drank up the night the fine upstanding gentleman tried to break the fall of the drunken cocktail waitress by grabbing her boob?

    I thought rural folks were big on family values and morality. I guess they’re just big on demagoguery.

    In court they would call mentioning only one person’s drunkeness a prejudicial statement.

  • The swearing in at midnight part is really my favorite Gibbons story. Who wants to kill the Governor of Nevada? Other than his wife, Dawn 😉

  • It’s not a big problem. There is no way the population of Las Vegas is going to double by 2015. In fact, it’s going to be a frickin’ miracle if they can keep what they have by 2015.

    Why?

    The southwest is moving into the driest period since they started keeping records, something that will possibly equal the drought that killed off the culture of the Anasazi. The main (like 80%) source of water for Sin City is the Colorado River. Lake Mead is already down a good 40%. The Colorado River Pact, which controls access to water for the states of Colorado, Wyoming, Utah, Nevada, Arizona and California who are part of the Colorado River basin, was negotiated in the 1920s, now known to be the wettest period in the region’s recorded history. Right now, the “water rights” the states have equal 352% of available water. And “upstream states” (Wyoming, Colorado, Utah) have superior rights to “downstream states” (Nevada, Arizona, California) have inferior rights. Also, states like Arizona that have used less than they are entitled to have the right to increase to what they are entitled to before rationing starts.

    Nobody now alive remembers the Western Water Wars – certainly no one with any authority to deal with the situation – and you can bet that over the next ten years as the real estate and construction industries realize that the entire southwest (including southern California) is going to have to hang out “no vacancy” signs because there is no water, that those “wars” are going to return.

    Every time I look at a house in the Sonoran Desert (Arizona, Southern California, Nevada) with an “English lawn” (lush grass, etc.) or one of the big new golf courses, I laugh. There is barely enough water to support this lifestyle now, and those are going to be among the first things to go. Those who want to see the future of domestic gardening and lawn care in the southwest can look at Phoenix, where there are no lawns – which also increases the temperatures there to the point where air conditioning (which is powered from the Colorado River hydroelectric complex – which will also decline) is mandatory to survive from May 1 – November 1.

    The real big news is all these morons are going to be dealing with wherre they get their next glass of water ten years from now, and that will be a Very Big Deal Indeed.

  • And personally, given that Las Vegas under the rule of the corporate scum is such an absolute drag – unlike the good old days when the mob ran things the right way – watching all that Republican territory dry up and blow away will not make me cry.

  • I was wondering if due to the recent “boom” of housing, if it was rather investors that bought them to flip?

    This would mean that maybe they aren’t registered voters because it’s not their primary residence. Any statics on this in relation to how many REALLY live in Nevada?

    This would explain the low turnout…

  • “How did a boob like this get elected?” Just look at the denizen of the WH, and you’ll get your answer: because a lot of people are absolute morons.

  • I never have understood why so called conservatives are so obsessed with taxes. The country could be blowing up and everyone dying for all they care as long as they don’t have to pay 20 bucks extra on taxes…

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