Republicans and their memories — redux

Hans von Spakovsky, as a top political appointee in Bush’s Justice Department, was a leading player in what McClatchy straightforwardly calls the administration’s “vote-suppression agenda.” Specifically, von Spakovsky was “Tweedledee to Schlozman’s Tweedledum at the Civil Rights Division. The two worked together in overseeing the voting rights section, and in particular in ensuring that the section, which is tasked with stopping the implementation of voting laws that might impinge on the rights of minorities, did not block voter ID laws.”

In other words, when it came to disenfranchisement, von Spakovsky was a reliable member of Team Bush.

Now, of course, the president is anxious to give him a promotion, rewarding von Spakovsky with a six-year term on the Federal Election Commission. During his confirmation hearing yesterday, Democratic senators had a few questions about his DoJ work. Wouldn’t you know it, he couldn’t remember.

Time and again during his confirmation hearing, he cited either the attorney-client privilege or a cloudy memory for his purported role in restricting minorities’ voting rights.

Von Spakovsky couldn’t remember blocking an investigation into complaints that a Minnesota Republican official was discriminating against Native American voters before the 2004 election.

Under oath, he also said he didn’t recall seeing data from the state of Georgia that would have undercut a push by senior officials within the Civil Rights Division to approve the state’s tough new law requiring photo IDs of all voters. The data showed that 300,000 Georgia voters lacked driver’s licenses. A federal judge later threw out the law as unconstitutional.

What is it with Republicans and their memories? Giuliani can’t remember being briefed on Bernie Kerik, Alberto Gonzales can’t remember anything, neither can Kyle Sampson, Lurita Doan doesn’t remember important meetings, and John McCain doesn’t remember his policy positions, Karl Rove doesn’t remember talking to Matt Cooper about Valerie Plame. Scooter Libby doesn’t remember how he learned about Plame’s status at the CIA. Condoleezza Rice doesn’t remember Iran reaching out for diplomatic negotiations with the U.S. in 2003.

These poor folks can’t seem to remember much, can they? Aren’t there memory tricks and/or mnemonic techniques that could give them a hand?

As for von Spakovsky specifically, senators asked pointed questions about a Georgia plan he approved, over the objections of the Justice Department’s Civil Rights division, that would have required photo IDs in order to vote.

Asked about the Georgia ID law, von Spakovsky declined to disclose the legal advice he gave his superiors, saying it was privileged, but he maintained that the department took the correct position because the courts didn’t find that the law violated the federal Voting Rights Act. In overturning the law, the federal courts cited the 14th and 24th Amendments to the Constitution, he said.

In other words, the law violated the Constitution, but not the Voting Rights Act, so von Spakovsky gave it the thumbs up.

Sounds like exactly the kind of guy Bush should reward with a promotion.

Omerta

  • Seems to me that the pattern of a professional not remembering, or claiming not to remember, much of what they have done in their professional capacity is either a demonstration of their inability to perfrom their job or evidence of perjury. I can’t imagine any other way to interpret it. They should either be fired or charged. No other response could be considered reasonable.

    And this guy is trying to pass a confirmation hearing? In this case, the committee has a “thing” they can do in response to this obvious bullshit, which is not confirm him – and publicly ridicule him. The Dems have to find a way to short circuit this rope-a-dope atrocity.

  • why the fuck haven’t the dems done the obvious and refused to confirm based on the obvious deterioration in the abilities of this guy. if his memory is already failing at this point, why should he be appointed to a six year term at the fec.

  • Nothing wrong with butchering Andrew Lloyd Weber (the main theme from Cats)

    Daylight
    See the sweat on the forehead
    And support that is fading
    Memos whither away
    Like the excuses
    I yearn to get my ass to the door
    I am waiting for the end . . .

    Hearings
    Not a sound from the gallery
    Has a Repub lost his memory?
    He is sweating alone
    In harsh spotlight
    The withered excuses collect at my feet
    And the press begins to spin

    Firings
    All alone in the harsh light
    I can smile at the old days
    It was beautiful then
    I remember the time I knew no oversight then
    Let the memory live again

    Every question
    Seems to beat a fatalistic warning
    Someone mutters
    And the AG splutters
    And soon there will be Karl Rove

    Daylight
    I must delay for the pardons
    I must think of a new job
    And I musn’t give in
    When the vote comes
    My job will be a memory too
    And a new excuse will begin

    Burnt out ends of judicial ways
    The stale cold smell of failing
    Subpoena’s been sent, another fight has begun
    Another excuse is spun

    Mock me
    It’s so easy to mock me
    All alone with my “memory”
    Of my days in DOJ
    If you fire me
    You’ll understand what happiness is

    Look
    A new excuse has begun

  • “Aren’t there memory tricks and/or mnemonic techniques that could give them a hand?”

    Yes, it’s called the threat of a couple years in prison and pictures of some fairly clean cut middle-aged gentleman being forcibly sodomized by his new roommates while behind bars.

    Which is why Dems need to really start pushing some prosecutions for those who lie to them in any type of Congressional hearing. Which is also why the Libby case is important in many ways.

  • I really hope that Congress is not planning on confirming this clown. People who are dishonest about their testimony should not get confirmed, period.

  • …the law violated the Constitution, but not the Voting Rights Act, so von Spakovsky gave it the thumbs up.

    I believe in Gonzo’s DoJ, they call that a p*ss-poor effort. Real men violate laws as well at the Constitution.

  • Youse guys are missing the point. Again. All this nonsense about Laws, Competence, and Memory? All non-starters. What really matters is his Authenticity. Would you want to have a brewski with the Man? And the answer of course is “Damn Straight”! Just look at the name, Hans von Spakovsky. It doesn’t get anymore authentically Amerikan than that. Now somebody named Durbin, I’d be worried. Sounds like he’s with them terrists.

  • Von Spakovsky is an American name?

    I would think that’s more in line of an SS Gruppenfuehrer.

  • If von Spakovsky suffers from such grand failures of memory, he obviously lacks the mental capacity to perfom the duties of the FEC. We should only have people employed in government who aren’t suffering the severe ravages of Bushie-induced Alzheimers.

  • Democratic Senator on the Committee:

    “Who is this up for a vote? I don’t recall him being nominated. We’ll need a quorum to move him to the floor? I don’t remember any meeting being scheduled that day. . . ”

    (yeah, I know they only have that kind of spine in my wildest dreams)

    If Dems allow this guy to get confirmed, they will get hosed by the FEC every election – and deserve every last bit of it. Sadly, the general public does not deserve it, and ultimately they get hurt worse than Dem officials and candidates.

    American Democracy: FUBAR defined.

  • You would think the Shrubdroids would be more pro stem cell research. Their brains are obviously deteriorating. Those gaping holes in their memories could use some patching and plugging with fresh material.

    Mnemonic trick? Think “Jail time”. Remember “Clam up”.

    I guess their fragile memories are still functioning well enough to remember that.

  • Anyone who can’t remember their tasks on a regular basis should be immediately removed for medical reasons. They need help. Give three strikes (or can’t remembers). After that, suspend them pending a complete medical evaluation. It’s for their own good, after all.

  • The sad thing is that many Americans will not give a rat’s ass about this. It doesn’t affect them, because they have photo IDs. Once again the selfish nature of our society bites us all on the ass.

    But I do think maybe they should open up a special prison treatment facility somewhere for these guys, and have a memory-enhancement therapy session for them every year to see if they’ve gotten their minds back. Til they do we better keep them safe in a closed environment. It’s for their own good.

  • nonesuch, I don’t want to drug this out , just bear with me. Trying to spoof these guys ain’t easy, doncha know, and I’m trying not to go all Lil’ Abner in the process. Regular Joe is still in Pilot but rest assured he will eventually stumble onto just the right touch to pull this off.

  • but yet we’re supposed to remember and get excited about comments that Al Gore made about Iraq back in 1992

  • Can any of the lawyers out there comment on the tactic used by a person giving sworn testimony whereby he/she claims to not remember something?
    Is this something that is common practice when attorneys advise their clients on how to conduct themselves on the witness stand? And if so, what is the perspective of the legal establishment on this?
    I mean, it is my understanding that if I were called to the witness stand in some legal proceeding, and if I responded to an attorneys question with “I am not going to answer that question” then the judge would order me to answer the question or I would be subject to contempt. Isn’t the “I don’t remember” strategy just a clever way to circumvent contempt? And what does it mean for our legal system if witnesses are allowed to wrest control of the information gathering process away from the litigants?

  • Aren’t there memory tricks and/or mnemonic techniques that could give them a hand? — CB

    Well… I was about 5 when I discvered that it was difficult to keep my lies straight in my mind and memory, and stopped lying. You don’t have to remember truth. Perhaps someone could recommend that “technique” to those infected with Yellow Elephantiasis?

  • Aren’t there memory tricks and/or mnemonic techniques that could give them a hand?

    I believe the memory trick that is most useful with this group is usually refered to as “immunity from prosecution”. IIRC, that seems to work wonders with this group’s powers of recall.

  • He is an enemy of the people. Surely they’re not going to approve him are they? Are they? Surely not, not with a democratic majority. Not a chance right? Please tell me they are not going to approve his appointment. Will they? They won’t, right? Surely not. Right? Right?

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