Sometimes, you reap what you sow

We learned a couple of weeks ago that the Bush administration is in the midst of building the biggest, most expensive embassy on earth, right in the heart of Baghdad. It’s slated to be a 104-acre compound — roughly 80 football fields — that will be one of the few major projects the administration has undertaken in Iraq that is on schedule and within budget.

But there’s a catch. It doesn’t matter how colossal an embassy is if you can’t fill it with quality employees.

Ryan C. Crocker, the new U.S. ambassador to Iraq, bluntly told Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice in a cable dated May 31 that the embassy in Baghdad — the largest and most expensive U.S. embassy — lacks enough well-qualified staff members and that its security rules are too restrictive for Foreign Service officers to do their jobs.

“Simply put, we cannot do the nation’s most important work if we do not have the Department’s best people,” Crocker said in the memo. […]

“He’s panicking,” said one government official who recently returned from Baghdad, adding that Crocker is carrying a heavy workload as the United States presses the Iraqi government to meet political benchmarks.

That same official told the WaPo that too many staffers assigned to the embassy are “too young for the job,” or are not qualified.

As awful as this is, let’s not forget that the Bush gang set this dynamic up on purpose. They insisted on having a team of young and unqualified far-right activists treat Iraq like a Heritage Foundation Camp. They, predictably, screwed up royally, and now Crocker is wondering why experienced experts are hesitant to fly into a civil war to clean up the mess.

Yeah, it’s quite a mystery.

It’s been a while, but I still believe one of the more breathtaking reports in recent memory came from Rajiv Chandrasekaran last September on how the Bush gang chose Americans to fill key government posts in Iraq.

After the fall of Saddam Hussein’s government in April 2003, the opportunity to participate in the U.S.-led effort to reconstruct Iraq attracted all manner of Americans — restless professionals, Arabic-speaking academics, development specialists and war-zone adventurers. But before they could go to Baghdad, they had to get past Jim O’Beirne’s office in the Pentagon.

To pass muster with O’Beirne, a political appointee who screens prospective political appointees for Defense Department posts, applicants didn’t need to be experts in the Middle East or in post-conflict reconstruction. What seemed most important was loyalty to the Bush administration.

O’Beirne’s staff posed blunt questions to some candidates about domestic politics: Did you vote for George W. Bush in 2000? Do you support the way the president is fighting the war on terror? Two people who sought jobs with the U.S. occupation authority said they were even asked their views on Roe v. Wade.

O’Beirne, married to prominent far-right commentator Kate O’Beirne, sought resumes from the offices of Republican congressmen, conservative think tanks, and GOP activists. Though this may seem like a bad joke, O’Beirne intentionally discarded applications from the most qualified people — those with Arabic language skills and/or postwar rebuilding experience, for example — when he decided they may not be ideological enough. O’Beirne labeled one applicant “an ideal candidate” because he’d worked on the Bush recount in Florida in 2000.

The result was predictably ridiculous. As Chandrasekaran explained, “A 24-year-old who had never worked in finance — but had applied for a White House job — was sent to reopen Baghdad’s stock exchange. The daughter of a prominent neoconservative commentator and a recent graduate from an evangelical university for home-schooled children were tapped to manage Iraq’s $13 billion budget, even though they didn’t have a background in accounting.”

Of course, these ideologues did exactly what they were expected to do.

Many of the basic tasks Americans struggle to accomplish today in Iraq — training the army, vetting the police, increasing electricity generation — could have been performed far more effectively in 2003 by the CPA.

But many CPA staff members were more interested in other things: in instituting a flat tax, in selling off government assets, in ending food rations and otherwise fashioning a new nation that looked a lot like the United States. Many of them spent their days cloistered in the Green Zone, a walled-off enclave in central Baghdad with towering palms, posh villas, well-stocked bars and resort-size swimming pools.

Eventually, the CPA’s headquarters in Hussein’s marble-walled former Republican Palace began to resemble a campaign headquarters. Bush-praising bumper-stickers and mouse pads abound, and “Bush-Cheney 2004” T-shirts were the most common pieces of clothing. “I’m not here for the Iraqis,” one staffer noted to a reporter over lunch. “I’m here for George Bush.”

This is a) another example of why one should hesitate when Republicans insist that they deserve to be taken seriously on foreign policy; and b) a classic example of “you reap what you sow.”

Well I guess the good news about all the political hirings is that if Iraq does get over run it will be good Bushies who are occupying Abu Ghiraib.

  • I think I’m missing something. This is an embassy. Shouldn’t many top staff positions be filled by foreign service officers? Has the Foreign Service been politicized like DOJ? I didn’t think FSOs had much flexibility in declining an assignment. If the gov’t says that have to serve a term in the embassy in Iraq they have to go. Can someone explain what I’m not getting?

  • Interesting point, Dale. The Loyal Bushies wouldn’t mind going to Abu Ghraib anyway. It’s just harmless fraternity pranks there, remember?

  • Well Mr. Crocker obviously is’t a loyal enough Bushie to be complaining about competence. Everything will be just fine if he gives it another six months. At Crocker’s employees are for more tax cuts, pro-Jesus, ani-abortion and hate gays … what else would a Republican want?

  • When viewed against the questionable circumstances of 9/11/01 and the insurance of the WTCs, the exponential chaos our excellent little adventure in kissing Israel’s ass has become leads this observer to wonder if the rush to finish is to collect the inevitable insurance – whether we cut and run or it turns into Little Big Horn.

  • Crocker must muddle through with the Bushies he has, not the Bushies he wants.
    After the contractors have made their money on the building, what happens next is an afterthought.

  • Everyone should read Rajiv’s book.

    Whether you thought the iraq war was a smart response to 9-11 or a dumb response, there is one thing that the wingnuts can’t explain away.

    This is the brutal fact that team bush has waged the iraq war (and foriegn policy in general) with all the competence and effectiveness of Keystone Cops.

    They have taken a bad idea and bumbled beyond belief.

    There was one point in the book where, some Bush Flack and a couple of buddies are talking about privatizing ALL of iraq’s industries with a German dude. The german guy says something like, “when we privatized industries East German, we had 10,000 people on the job and it took years. You guys (team Bush) seriously think you can privatize iraq with 3 guys, a laptop and 2 weeks?!?!

    Not there is not a speech where McCain says the Iraq War has been horribly mismanaged.

    He’s right and wingnuts can’t spin this brutal truth away.

  • What gets me is not the fact that clearly clueless and incompetent people were hired and sent to Baghdad.

    It is the fact that this Embassy exists at all.

    The fact that it does and that it was clearly well-planned and, as you say, is the only project to be on time and on budget, suggests that this idea put forth of late of ‘an occupying force’ and stating that the presence will be ‘like S. Korea’ should have people up in arms. All of the talk about leaving–all of it–was stated with a wink and a nod, for this Administration was not planning to do so at all. How can such a facility, with is commissaries, McDonalds’s, and pools not scream ‘we are not leaving?’

    This goes hand-in-hand with the Mercenary forces that outnumber Soldiers and who are paid orders of magnitude more for their work. This was all planned long ago, and nothing about it is NOT going according to that plan.

  • We need to make sure that the Republicans can’t distance themselves from this fiasco for a long time. We need to keep Bush and Iraq as a millstone around the Republican party for the next two decades.

  • Interesting point, Dale. The Loyal Bushies wouldn’t mind going to Abu Ghraib anyway. It’s just harmless fraternity pranks there, remember?

    Comment by Otto Man

    Right. Animal House is the way one Bushie described it. I wonder which architect designed the torture room for the new embassy.

  • et’s not forget that the Bush gang set this dynamic up on purpose. They insisted on having a team of young and unqualified far-right activists treat Iraq like a Heritage Foundation Camp.

    i’d like to give a shout-out to one of kate obeirne’s husband, james obeirne, who was in charge of setting the stage for the iraq clusterfuck by hiring those young, inexperienced — but spawn of aei/heritage tankers — whippersnappers.

    heck of a job, jimmie.

  • The problem is, the Repulicans will then try to hold up their own incompetence as an example of how government doesn’t work and we need to privatize everything.

  • The embassy is a microcosm of the entire project. Now that we have spent all that money on it, we can’t just walk away from it, and let the terrorists have it, right? When president Gore pulls our people out, the Republicans will scream about lost honor and treasure. We must all prepare them (now) for the process of being smacked upside the head if they act as though the SNAFU is anyone’s but theirs.

    The embassy is unbelievable. 80 football fields? Could even the lousiest shot miss it with a mortar round? As terraformer states, it shows how they are NOT planning on leaving, and I’m sure the reason has something to do with the fact that (as Bush admitted) we are adicted to oil. Cheap oil, at that.

    Or maybe we’re addicted to oil company profits.

  • a classic example of “you reap what you sow.”

    Sadly, most of the reaping is by others.

    These guys only sow. Since there’s no accountability, and the buck never stops anywhere, they haven’t really reaped much of what they sowed. Nowhere near the harvest they deserved.

    Maybe a small crop in Nov. 06. Hopefully a bumper harvest in Nov. 08. And for many more years to come.

  • Thinking further… the main problem I have with this whole chapter of the FUBARest War Ever is that the neocon morons probably aren’t dumb enough to volunteer to staff that giant pile of shit and hold out until it’s overrun by Iraqi insurgents. As big as that place is, you could see a significant drop in the global quantity of highly-placed wingnuts.

    But unfortunately they’re more evil than stupid.

  • Right now, each of the Republican presidential candidates should be asked a question or two about this designed to see if they would do things the same way. If they answer no, then we can be thankful they aren’t complete batshit insane. If they answer yes, we should make it into a campaign ad and hammer them with it each and every day. It’d be a perfectly fair attack if they didn’t distance themselves from this cluster fuck planning, and it’d also have a lot of resonance.

  • Help Wanted: Exciting career opportunity for a few Loyal Bushie Brownshirts to staff Das Base in beautiful, downtown Baghdad.

    Become a part of Team U.S.A.

    U.S. tax-payer subsidized benefits include: competitive salary, generous bank account and tax-exempt status, corporate housing, free medical care (you’ll need it!), free life insurance (don’t leave the Green Zone without it!), “privatized” Social Security, on-site concierge/valet service, 24/7 security (unless the plans for the embassy that were leaked on the internet fell into the hands of terrorists), frequent “surprise” visits from U.S. legislators “Baghdad” John McCain & “G.I. Joe” Lieberman, discounted gasoline, access to 24/7 torture facility, olympic-size swimming pool, factory direct rug outlet, Wal Mart, McDonald’s, car dealership and more, all in a Middle Eastern desert setting with palm trees imported from Hawaii to make your new career at Das Base seem like a stroll through paradise.

    Free Javelin shoulder-fired heat-seeking missile to first 500 applicants! Apply today!

    Remember, what happens in Iraq, stays in Iraq!

  • Been working on this one for a while.

    (Sung to the Tune of My Bonney with thanks to Ed Stephan)

    My father makes dough as a (GOP) lawyer
    My mother lobbies against sin
    My (little) brother sells missiles for big dollars
    My God [Oh, Lord; My word], how the money rolls in!

    (Chorus:) Rolls in, rolls in, my God, how the money rolls in, rolls in!
    Rolls in, rolls in, my God, how the money rolls in!

    My sis is an (Iraq) embassy staffer
    Every night when her thoughts grow dim
    She wants to sell the Iraqi oil system
    My God, how the money rolls in!

    My grandma makes cheap bulletproof vests
    She ships them all in a bin
    My grandpa gets rich peddling Oxy
    My God, how the money rolls in!

    My brother’s in the ole CPA
    He tells Iraqis to love free makets
    He’ll charge’em a litre (of petrol) for five dollars
    My God, how the money rolls in!

    My brother’s an ignorant jackass [Bushie]
    With judgments poor, dull, and (knowledge is) thin.
    He’s the head of reconstruction
    My God, how the money rolls in!

  • “But many CPA staff members were more interested in other things: in instituting a flat tax, in selling off government assets, in ending food rations and otherwise fashioning a new nation that looked a lot like the United States.”

    I wouldn’t say “a lot like the United States”. More like the wingnuts’ wet-dream fantasy of what they think America SHOULD be like.

    “..’Simply put, we cannot do the nation’s most important work if we do not have the Department’s best people,’ Crocker said in the memo…”

    Hate to tell you this, but you got rid of those people to make way for the Regent University grads and AEI/PNAC footsoldiers.

  • Yes, They can’t hide it from the Iraqis who see the corruption and incompetence. Another reason to hate us.

  • Methinks we aren’t doing enough to give the Iraqis a real chance of standing on their two feet here. It’s ironic (and telling about the neocons/Republicans) because getting the Iraqis to be able to do so is one of the most-professed goals of those who most enduringly supported this war. Compare it to spending an eternity in Hell enduring the most grueling kind of torture imaginable, and then being allowed to return to Earth physically whole- just the PTSD alone is going to leave you not much good for doing anything.

  • But just think! Think of the bathetic speech the pResidente can make when all those fine young American (Regents University Graduates selected for their photogenic qualities) are overrun beaten up and killed by pissed off Iraqis.

    Think of how easy it would be to plant some slam-dunk evidence that Iran was behind the whole thing.

    Think of BushBrats War Pig/Kontractor buddies cashing in big time. The insurance for the burnt out wreck of the embassy, the weapons to fight Iran…

  • As usual the Bushies don’t care about what would benefit the people or what the people want, even in Iraq. It’s all about creating a “perfect” laboratory for Republican “values” to demonstrate to the world that their version of the free markets (i.e. school vouchers, no boundaries between religion and state, no gov’t regulations, total privatization, no birth control or abortions, no social programs, the unitary executive, and peace through a total police state) works better than our now corrupted (in their minds) version of democracy here. That’s exactly what they are trying to do in New Orleans. I’m sure that they are thinking that when people see their utopia there will be no turning back.

  • Sometimes? Or, CB, do you mean “Sometimes in the same life”?

    Always, you reap what you sow. You may not know when, though.

  • They’re surprised that no one wants to work in a facility that’s surrounded by hostiles and essentially has a giant bullseye painted on it? I’m tempted to imagine Sr. WH staffers shrugging and reflecting “It’s no big deal… really… we do it every day.”

  • It’s *not* an Embassy; it’s a military *base*. That’s why it’s so large, that’s why it’s being done on time, that’s why there was never any doubt that we were not about to vacate it.

    A very interesting article in The New York Review of Books:
    http://www.nybooks.com/articles/20251
    by Jonathan Freedland (of The Guardian), called “Bush’s Amazing Achievement”. Ostensibly, it’s just a review of 3 books but, as so often happens with TNYRB’s reviews, it does more than that.

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