To the Vitter go the spoils

Under normal circumstances, I wouldn’t much care what Sen. David Vitter (R-La.) does in his personal life. What he does in his bedroom is his business.

But these aren’t quite normal circumstances.

Sen. David Vitter (R-La.) apologized last night after his telephone number appeared in the phone records of the woman dubbed the “D.C. Madam,” making him the first member of Congress to become ensnared in the high-profile case.

The statement containing Vitter’s apology said his telephone number was included on phone records of Pamela Martin and Associates dating from before he ran for the Senate in 2004.

It didn’t take too long for Vitter to fess up. “This was a very serious sin in my past for which I am, of course, completely responsible,” Vitter said in a statement. “Several years ago, I asked for and received forgiveness from God and my wife in confession and marriage counseling.”

The reason this is noteworthy has very little to do with a powerful politician carrying on extra-marital affairs, and everything to do with Vitter holding himself out as a virtuous family man, entitled to lecture those he deems immoral about “family values.”

Stupidity is one thing; hypocrisy is another. The prior is easy to forgive; the latter tends to breed resentment.

Here’s Vitter, for example, on the “sanctity of marriage” in 2004:

“This is a real outrage. The Hollywood left is redefining the most basic institution in human history, and our two U.S. Senators won’t do anything about it.

We need a U.S. Senator who will stand up for Louisiana values, not Massachusetts’s values. I am the only Senate Candidate to coauthor the Federal Marriage Amendment; the only one fighting for its passage. I am the only candidate proposing changes to the senate rules to stop liberal obstructionists from preventing an up or down vote on issues like this, judges, energy, and on and on.” stated David Vitter.

In 2006, Vitter told reporters that “the existence or non-existence of a stable, loving, two-parent household” is the most significant predictor of success in life, and conceded that infidelity contributes to the breakdown of traditional families.

This is what makes the revelations interesting. Vitter shamelessly got on his high horse, condemning those he deemed morally inferior, despite engaging in the same “anti-family” behavior he claimed to abhor. And in the process, he lied, repeatedly, to the public about his own failings.

Indeed, during his Senate campaign, a member of the Louisiana Republican State Central Committee said publicly that Vitter had carried on a lengthy affair with a prostitute in New Orleans’s French Quarter. Vitter called the allegation “absolutely and completely untrue” and dismissed it as “just crass Louisiana politics.”

Other Vitter-related items to keep in mind:

* Vitter championed the Federal Marriage Amendment twice.

* Vitter’s career in Congress started when he replaced former Rep. Bob Livingstone (R-La.), who was forced to resign after a sex scandal.

* Vitter’s wife, Wendy, was asked in 1998 what she would do if her husband strayed. “I’m a lot more like Lorena Bobbitt than Hillary,” she said. “If he does something like that, I’m walking away with one thing, and it’s not alimony, trust me. I think fear is a very good motivating factor in a marriage.”

And finally, I thought I’d add that back in May 2003, the WaPo’s Howard Kurtz wrote about the personal difficulties of then-West Virginia Gov. Bob Wise (D). Wise has admitted to having an extramarital affair during his term in office and has apologized to voters and his family.

Kurtz wrote about how the West Virginia press was covering the scandal and how those stories may impact state politics, with links to relevant articles and editorials. However, he also felt it necessary to throw in an editorial comment: “Just what the country needed: another Democrat who can’t keep his zipper zipped.”

I wonder if Kurtz might offer a similar comment now about the adulterous GOP.

Good Morning.

Just what the country needs. Another Republocrite who can’t keep his lips zipped.

  • “I’m a lot more like Lorena Bobbitt than Hillary”
    Mrs Senator Vitter

    Oops… If “Tender” Vitters were just an ordinary guy then I’d say “RUN!!! RUN LIKE THE WIND!!” (not based on sympathy because he’s fooling around, but rather empathy due to the fact that I not really fond of the idea of losing my penis) but thanks to his shameless blathering of famiblee and “values” I’d rather cheer on his wife.

  • CB:

    You are NUTS.

    Vitter is EXACTLY the kind of person we need in the Senate. In fact, i am going to send him some money to start his presidential campaign.

    I asked for and received forgiveness from God

    Wow, I have asked for forgiveness from all sorts of people in my life and I have asked God for forgiveness too. However, I have never actually received a telegram from God granting forgiveness.

    One final question. I always thought that God sent telegrams of forgiveness. Could you please check and see how God communicated with Senator Vitter?

    Thanks for your help.

  • Yes. Gays are the real threat to ‘traditional’ families/marriage and ‘traditional’ family values. I think I have seen enough of these traditional family values people to know I want nothing of the sort for my family. What a bunch of twisted, condescending, lying, and hypocritcal scolds.

  • This can’t come as any big surprise to anyone, can it? I’m sort of to the point where I’m pretty sure the word “hypocrite” is tattooed on these people somewhere – maybe on their scalps?

    I really don’t care what goes on in people’s personal lives, but if they are going to hold themselves out as the standard-bearers for the sanctity of marriage, and fidelity and family values, they really ought to practice what they preach.

    All Vitter really deserves is his very own coffee mug printed with “STFU.”

  • “If he does something like that, I’m walking away with one thing, and it’s not alimony, trust me.”

    She might walk away with AIDS. Don’t all these cheaters worry about disease?

    Beyond sanctifying marriages and civil unions for legal reasons like inheritance, visitation, insurance eligibility, etc., why should candidates or office holders ever involve themselves in what people do in their bedrooms?

    The government should stay out of people’s private lives. That’s the entire basis of freedom, and it’s something true conservatives and true liberals agreee on.

  • I’ve often wondered just what Mrs. Vitter had in her pocket all these years. It must be David’s love. -Kevo

  • One would also think that the NY Times would be all over this, as they thoroughly covered Clinton’s daliance(s). But I don’t see anything on their website. Not a peep.

  • Yet another Republican hypocrite who soapboxes about ‘family values’ and the ‘sanctity of marriage.’ Really, how many of these types of people–Politicians and those who support the Republican agenda with a microphone–have we seen ‘unmasked’ in just the past few years? The Page scandal, the various infidelities such as Vitter’s, the homophobe televangelists who themselves engage in hidden trysts with male lovers, etc.

    But they still maintain a hold on what is ‘American values.’ People still listen to them, and send them money–they are continually ‘addicted to being duped.’ These people continually espouse ‘values’ that they themselves do not follow.

    Make no mistake, all of these hypocrites use the cudgel of religion to get support and votes. As Maha posted the other day: “I want to go back to Susan Sontag. “[T]his is religion American style: more the idea of religion than religion itself.” What is the “religion itself” that is being missed? Bill Moyers says “It is the vast difference between the religion about Jesus and the religion of Jesus.”

    I think that’s about right, and is the foundation of just about all of this.

    Make no mistake, all of these hypocrites use the cudgel of religion to get support and votes.

  • Vitter shamelessly got on his high horse, condemning those he deemed morally inferior, despite engaging in the same “anti-family” behavior he claimed to abhor.

    Scratch any major moralizer/scold (think Bennet/Limbaugh/Gingrich/Haggard/Swaggert/Bakker) and you’ll find the same thing. The reason they rail against “sin” in others is they are compensating for their own behavior. Elmer Gantry lives.

  • It sounds like Sinator Vitters has just nominated himself to be Ghouliani’s VP running mate. Republicancers are like herpes. They just keep giving and giving. I would be willing to instruct Mrs. ‘Lorena’ Vitters on the proper way to sharpen a knife. Ha Ha. By the way, did the taxpayers pay for his dalliance with the Sinator’s expense account? He should be made to reimburse the taxpayers if that is the case.

  • I thought the DC Hookergate case was shushed-up by Big Corporate Media and Private Corporate Gov’t because the list of “Johns” was so embarrassingly long and included such upstanding “men” like Dripping “Dick” Cheney. Specifically, I remember ABC putting the ki-bosh on this one. But Wayne Madsen took it and ran with it.

  • Chances are we’re going to see some prominent democrats on the list too. The difference will be the relative lack of hypocrisy on the part of the democrat (unless it’s Leiberman — please!). However, the republicans won’t play it that way and, therefore, the MSM won’t see the difference.

  • “This is a very serious sin”

    Ah “serious sin”! – makes me wonder what on earth he was exactly doing with these hookers. This is serious hyprocrisy.

  • Vitter ‘fessed up on the very day that the DC Madam posted her phone records on her website. I suppose he just wanted to be honest with us all, right?

    Does anyone think that Vitter is the only hypocrite on the Madam’s list? I predict that a lot more hypocrites will be exposed in the coming days. Big names. Very big names.

    “Stay tuned.”

  • Ah, VittyCent, my senator. Looks like that first district prostitute curse that took out Livingston got you too! God, how I hope Flynt was somehow involved in this too.

    Local Reaction

  • Why is it that morality – in this country particularly – always involves people who specialize in hypocritical pronouncements about other people’s sex?

    You almost never hear them prating about people who cheat on their taxes, or who stiff the kid who delivers the newspapers, or who delight in passing on the kinds of gossip which ruin others at work or school or church.

    And when they do take an what they see as a principled stand against what they regard as sexual perversion, they do so in a style more inspired by TeeVee sitcom insults (Bobbit is a model?) or schoolyard insults (“faggot”) than a compassionate concern for others’ well-being.

    You’d think that a religion whose Founder preached forgiveness, and Who apparently never married and spent His adult life running around with other men (many of whom He had told to leave their wives and children), and Who saved notorious prostitutes from being stoned to death, and Who preached against hypocrisy and hardness of heart … you’d think such a religion might be able to get its members to focus on something other than a spiteful and vindictive adolescent view of sex.

    Our lives would all be better, I think, if we followed the Italian adage: whenever you see a priest or politician (Republicans often combine the roles), throw a rock. Savonarola and Salem witch trials have no place here — not because we’re the New Sodom but because we have a First Amendment: don’t preach in my public school and I promise I won’t try to think in your church.

  • First, since I’m from NOLA so I can’t say that I am at all surprised that it was a LA politician that got caught in this whole thing.

    Like Livingston before, him hypocrisy and double standards are the standard operating procedures. As long as he is a good Christian God will forgive him, which them frees him to commit any/all sins. At least Livingston resigned, Vitter won’t. And considering this is LA we are talking about, he likely won’t get punished in the polls either, Louisianians like their colorful politicians and until this, Vitter was pretty whitebread.

  • This is Vitter’s opportunity to shine in traditonal RepubCo fashion and show that he has what it takes to stand in a bucket of his own stinking lies and sanctimony while saying that he doesn’t smell a thing and that stench is in the nose of the beholder.

    And then it’s NOLA’s turn to listen to his self purifying palaver and reelect Vitter at the next opportunity. Not that NOLA has a lock on this sort of thing.

  • Why is it that morality – in this country particularly – always involves people who specialize in hypocritical pronouncements about other people’s sex?

    Comment by Ed Stephan

    While listening to a local NPR talk show yesterday, (Forum on KQED), I heard an interesting factoid. According to Dr. Moira Gunn, 180,000,000, (!!), people in this country are not definitively male or female. That’s a lot of ambiguity in a country where the men are “ideally” John Wayne straight and Doris Day feminine and chaste. The fight against that ambiguity within a great many people could cause a lot of angst and overcompensating for their own uncertainties.

    And the desire to get elected to public office in a country rife with ambiguity, self denial and outright ignorance about self and others might cause both candidate and voter to respond in ways that just perpetuates the destructive drive to criticize and even purge the country of those less than ideal, even when that drive would otherwise include themselves.

    Dr. Gunn’s new book: http://www.amazon.com/Welcome-Biotech-Nation-Unexpected-Molecules/dp/0814409237/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1/102-5943409-0672160?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1184082308&sr=8-1

  • Hey ET–Vitter’s comment on Clinton back some years ago:

    “I think Livingston’s stepping down makes a very powerful argument that Clinton should resign as well and move beyond this mess,” he [Vitter] said. [Atlanta Journal and Constitution, 12/20/98]

  • Nice catch, bubba. I’m originally from La but I don’t remember my 7th grade La civics too well. Would Blanco name his replacement if he resigned? If so, then he won’t resign. Not that he will anyway.

  • Now Bubba you know Republicans hate, hate, hate having their own words thrown in their face. Play nice 😉

    Let’s not foget Edwards quote :

    “the only way a politician in Louisiana is going to get in trouble for sex is to get caught in bed with a live boy or a dead girl”.

  • According to Dr. Moira Gunn, 180,000,000, (!!), people in this country are not definitively male or female.

    To paraphrase Stephen Colbert: That’s the stupidest fuckin’ thing I ever heard.

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