Monday’s Mini-Report

Today’s edition of quick hits.

* The latest on Sen. Larry Craig (R-Idaho) being arrested for lewd conduct in an airport men’s room.

* Politico: “The abrupt departure of Attorney General Alberto Gonzales won’t stop congressional Democrats from pursuing investigations into his tenure at the Justice Department.”

* For quite a while this afternoon, CNN.com treated a football player’s guilty plea in a dog-fighting case as a bigger story than the resignation of the Attorney General. When I checked a few hours ago, MSNBC.com was doing the same thing.

* After commenting on Gonzales’ resignation, the president traveled to New Mexico for a private fundraiser on behalf of Sen. Pete Domenici (R). Given Domenici’s role in the scandal that ultimately cost Gonzales his job, I can’t help but think there’s a joke in there somewhere. If only The Daily Show wasn’t off this week….

* Most of the GOP presidential hopefuls issued press statements today that were mildly critical of Gonzales, but Giuliani remained silent.

* A few years ago, soon-to-be-acting Attorney General Paul Clement was described this way: “He can make the unreasonable sound reasonable.” In the Bush administration, that’s unfortunately an important quality to have.

* Red State on finding Gonzales’ permanent successor: “The President needs to appoint someone who believes strongly in the foreign surveillance program, he needs to appoint someone who will go into the justice department, not with a new tone, but someone that will clean house of the endless career bureaucrats that been undermining the administration.” Responded John Cole: “Why didn’t I think of that? The solution to the problems at Justice is clearly to insert more “yes-men” and some more cronyism.” Obviously.

* Awful news from McClatchy: “Iraq’s deadly insurgent groups have financed their war against U.S. troops in part with hundreds of thousands of dollars in U.S. rebuilding funds that they’ve extorted from Iraqi contractors in Anbar province. The payments, in return for the insurgents’ allowing supplies to move and construction work to begin, have taken place since the earliest projects in 2003, Iraqi contractors, politicians and interpreters involved with reconstruction efforts said.” (thanks for the tip, R.P.)

* Kevin Drum does some damn impressive surge blogging and summarizes the results: “The conventional wisdom this summer, after a steady round of dog-and-pony shows from the military, says that although political progress in Iraq is nil (or even in reverse), at least we’re finally making some tactical progress on the security front. And maybe we are. But I’m trying to be as honest as I can be here, and it looks to me like the balance of the evidence suggests that this is more hype than reality. As near as I can tell, we’re not making much progress on either front.”

* Senate Minority Majority Whip Dick Durbin raised the specter of Patrick Fitzgerald as the next Attorney General. I have a hunch Bush won’t care for the idea.

* Christopher Orr finds someone who answers questions about as well as Alberto Gonzales. (For the record, I feel really bad for that poor woman. I’ve had brain-freezes, too, though mine haven’t come on national television.)

* Andy Rooney, the crotchety writer and “60 Minutes’ humorist, is drawing flack for saying he no longer cares about baseball because “today’s baseball stars are all guys named Rodriguez to me.” Responding to criticism, the 88-year-old Rooney told the NYT, “Yeah, I probably shouldn’t have said it,” Mr. Rooney, 88, tells The New York Times for a story today. “It’s a name that seems common in baseball now. I certainly didn’t think of it in any derogatory sense…. I write columns and have opinions, and some of them are pretty stupid.”

* And finally, a Quote of the Day from House Democratic Caucus Chairman Rahm Emanuel: “Alberto Gonzales is the first Attorney General who thought the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth were three different things.”

Anything to add? Consider this an end-of-the-day open thread.

House Democratic Caucus Chairman Rahm Emanuel: “Alberto Gonzales is the first Attorney General who thought the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth were three different things.”

That is a great line. I look forward to using it with the wingnut in-laws. Ha!

  • For quite a while this afternoon, CNN.com treated a football player’s guilty plea in a dog-fighting case as a bigger story than the resignation of the Attorney General. When I checked a few hours ago, MSNBC.com was doing the same thing.

    Yup, the United States’ Attorney General resigning under a cloud of impropriety/scandal sure is an unusual thing.

  • tactical progress on the security front.

    I’m glad that Kevin ventures to have an opinion here, because military men aren’t microbiologists, and we should all be able to figure out what they’re talking about, and hopefully whether it makes sense, if we read a little and think a little. The basic problem for me is, we can make temporary progress when we have more forces in the area, that proves to be ephemeral once we move the forces to someone else (for example, insurgents relocating to a safer area once our new forces show up could create the impression that our one or two new operations there quelled the violence, when in fact the insurgents are just lying low until we leave that area). So, when the military gives rave reviews to the surge, I wonder whether they are hyping signs of success that are premature, that haven’t been proving as definite indicators of success, just to get more time to give it more of a chance. After all, the longer something takes to work, the more we have to worry whether or not it is going to end up working at all, and the more we’ve invested in the effort.

  • A few years ago, soon-to-be-acting Attorney General Paul Clement was described this way: “He can make the unreasonable sound reasonable.” In the Bush administration, that’s unfortunately an important quality to have.

    Coincidentally, Clement will take over as Acting Attorney General under the Administration of Acting President, George Bush, who can make the reasonable sound unreasonable.

    The Acting President is truly a “person reflecting a half-glass-full mentality.”

  • I don’t wish to bring back the days of segregation, but all the right wing toilet creepiness makes me think we should have separate “Republicans only” public restrooms.

  • Are all Republicans a little screwed up…sexually speaking…or is that just my own misperception?

    Oh heck…Gonzales couldn’t recall any of the three untruths.

    Like the Patrick Fitzgerald idea for AG..but I guess it will be corporate cronies as usual. And of course our stalwart Democrats will approve them as usual. sigh.

  • From Nixon to Cheney, the Republican slogan “I like Dick” takes on new meaning. Again, it’s the hypocrisy.

    I think it was racerx who said the ad with the tagged sheep is below the UCLA’s standards and certainly below Progressive standards. It might be truthy but it is demeaning.

  • I’m fairly certain that Dick Durbin is in the majority party. It still seems hard to believe that the Democratic Party took back congress, I know.

  • Just when I think Iraq couldn’t be more mishandled, a piece like the McClatchy article comes out and I realize how unimaginative I am.

    First, we provide the insurgents with high-explosives by not securing Iraqi weapons stockpiles after the invasion. We create an atmosphere of lawlessness by disbanding existing infrastructure. We offer the enemy recruiting incentives by occupying the place and installing puppets. We train Iraqis who don’t fight with us, but in many cases, fight against us. We lose massive quantities of our own weapons, in all in all likelihood, arming the enemy. Now, we find we’re financing the enemy.

    Bush/Cheney and their sycophants have figured out how to make this war last forever — recruit,train, arm and finance both sides. If Democrats can’t win against an ideology like that, I’m giving up.

  • This is a joke, but it’s one of the most concise descriptions of Bush’s tenure that I’ve seen.

    Bush was scheduled to visit the Episcopal Church in NW Washington State as part of his campaign to restore his 28% approval rating in the polls.

    Karl Rove made a visit to the Bishop and said, “We’ been getting a lot of bad publicity because of the President’s position on stem cell research, the Iraq war, Hurricane Katrina, and the VA Hospitals.”
    “But, we’ll make a $500,000 contribution to your church if during your sermon you will say that the President is a saint.”

    The Bishop thought it over for a few moments and finally said, “The Church could really use the money – I’ll do it.”

    The following Sunday, President Bush showed up for the sermon, and the Bishop began:

    “I’d like to speak to all of you this morning about our President, George Bush. He is a liar, a cheat, and a low-intelligence weasel. He took the tragedy of September 11 and used it to frighten and manipulate the American people. He lied about weapons of mass destruction and invaded Iraq for oil and money, causing the deaths of hundreds of thousands and making the United States the most hated nation on earth.”

    “He appointed cronies to positions of power and influence, leading to widespread death and destruction during Hurricane Katrina. He awarded contracts and tax cuts to his rich friends so that we now have more poverty in this country and a greater gap between rich and poor than we’ve had since the Depression.

    “He has headed the most corrupt, bribe-inducing political party since the Teapot Dome Scandal.”

    “The national surplus has turned into a staggering national debt of 77.6 trillion Dollars, gas prices are up 185%, which the people of America cannot afford, and vital research into global warming and stem cells is stopped cold because he’s afraid to lose votes from the religious right.”

    “He is the worst example of a true Christian I’ve ever known. But compared to Dick Cheney, George W. Bush is a saint.”

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    lol@petorado…

    Re:

    “The abrupt departure of Attorney General Alberto Gonzales won’t stop congressional Democrats from pursuing investigations into his tenure at the Justice Department.”

    Note to our D+ Dems:

    Wakey wakey.
    The game has changed a bit now.
    By all means pursue the dissembling dolt with your normal diffidence…

    But good golly:
    Don’t charge the dullard with anything until Bush mountain bikes off into the dusk.

    Surely, even our D+ dingbats can distinguish why charges should be deferred…
    Right?

  • I wrote:

    that proves to be ephemeral once we move the forces to someone else

    Should have been “somewhere else”

    So, when the military gives rave reviews to the surge, I wonder whether they are hyping signs of success that are premature, that haven’t been proving as definite indicators of success, just to get more time to give it more of a chance.

    Should have been “haven’t been proven as definite indicators of success”

    Sorry!

    Re: Andy Rooney,

    I highly doubt Andy Rooney meant that remark in a racist way any more than subconsciously, if at all. It’s really cool of him to apologize for saying that.

    This is a funny coincidence, because I was just think last night how most of the kind of guys who are really into sports are also guys who are really racist and conservative, but, somehow their racism doesn’t trickle into their regard for minority athletes they play with or admire too often– the ability to hit a ball far or run fast is something they respect, and turns off their racism temporarily, and it’s ironic how this doesn’t make them more open-minded in other areas of life. This in turn made me think of how mostly Hispanics are the big baseball stars today, and how in the old days, there was an analogous situation, where guys from the plains and the midwest became big baseball stars because apparently they didn’t have too much to do out there but play, practice, and dream of playing baseball. Same with Latinos in rural areas of South America today, so they become the big stars. Analogize it to war- it’s funny how conservatives may have this fantasy of us being this warrior culture, but all the white guys in America nowadays basically are so distracted by TV and other middle-class diversions that they’re not even becoming greats in baseball so much anymore; but somehow for these weirdos the culture of playing Pokemon, listening to pop music, and lying on your couch eating Doritos is also somehow supposed to be the most martial one in existence (and, “to what end?,” we’ve got to ask, to). Just goes to show how screwed up these people are.

  • CNN.com treated a football player’s guilty plea in a dog-fighting case as a bigger story than the resignation of the Attorney General.

    Correction: a football player’s announced in advance guilty plea.

  • Quote of the day?

    I nominate a line that appears on this TMP thread about Larry Craig.

    First to set the situation this quote from the arresting officer:

    Karsnia then held his police identification down by the floor so that Craig could see it.
    “With my left hand near the floor, I pointed towards the exit. Craig responded, ‘No!’ I again pointed towards the exit. Craig exited the stall with his roller bags without flushing the toilet. … Craig said he would not go. I told Craig that he was under arrest, he had to go, and that I didn’t want to make a scene. Craig then left the restroom.”

    Here is the commenter’s response:

    “left without flushing”?
    Hmmm. Just like that Gonzales fellow.

    Indeed.
    And you can say that about this entire Administration…

  • What a day. Almost fell off my chair this morning when the news about Gonzales popped up on my computer, then we had the 30-second statement by Alberto, followed by the maybe 2-minute statement by Bush. Gonzales looked like the weight of the world was off his shoulders; Bush looked likehe was going to stamp his feet, because he sure was pouting. For the man who was responsible for dragging more good people through the mud for political purposes to get indignant about the Gonzales resignation was a new level of hypocrisy, even for him.

    Another Republican gets caught in a public bathroom looking for sex…even though I don’t understand why someone would want to do that, he’s an adult and if he wants to break the law, that’s his choice, I guess. Just stop with the charade, please, that the Republican party is the party of “family values.” I don’t think most of them have seen a functional family ever, and I’m tired of these dysfunctional idiots playing out their dysfunction on the national stage, using all of us as props.

    We need a few new check-off box on our tax returns – I would contribute $3 to a fund to get these people some counseling. I’d also contribute $3, or $5 or $10 to help provide insurance coverage and/or health care for those who can’t afford it. If candidates can raise hundreds of millions fo dollars in a campaign cycle, maybe a percentage of those funds need to be directed at something really worthwhile – college scholarships or housing for the homeless. It’s hard for me to wrap my head around the fact that it’s so (relatively) easy to accumulate private campaign funds, and so hard for the government to spend our tax dollars on things that really help people. The money we’re allocating to Iraq is not a good use of our money.

    Priorities seriously need to be re-ordered.

  • Re: Larry Craig…why are we only learning about this now, nearly three weeks after he pled guilty, and at least a couple of months after he was busted?

  • Re your post linking to Redstate: What’s up at that site? I don’t remember it being quite so dead. I thought that at one point they billed themselves as the “rightwing” answer to kos. Are their readers fleeing, are they purging “heretical” members or is being a Republican just so pathetic these days that that they are ashamed? Posts will sit on the front page there with barely half a dozen comments, usually from the same four posters.

  • Re: Larry Craig’s “lewd bathroom conduct”. I don’t know much about homosexual pickups, so that whole scenario seems really strange to me.

    But we do know that Larry Craig voted for DOMA.

    What seems to be a huge smelly elephant in the room in my view is the sheer numbers of Republican political figures whose private lives are in terrible conflict with their public stand on issues. One can only conclude that to be a Republican is to have some serious sexuality issues.

  • Domenici is on record lying about his influence in getting an USA fired for not prosecuting Democrats before a close election in the House gaining him national attention in the DoJ attorney scandals and as Gonzales announces his resignation this is who Bush is flying off to support in a campaign fund raiser? The irony is uncanny!

    Senator Craig will follow in the footsteps of Senator Vitter in making hypocrisy a plank in the republican platform. Vitter ranting that people who engage in extra marital morality should have the guts to resign while he’s wallowing on the floor with $200/day hookers. And Craig trying to get down and dirty in a public restroom while voting against gay rights saying only a man and woman should get married…gays should stick to secret meetings in public restrooms I guess so Craig has easier access.

    We will never end the influence of special interests groups on our public representatives until we have public financing of elections…only. With free access to media as a public service during the campaigns we will end the profiteering circle that corrupts the election and campaign process. 200 million times $10 contributed =…yeah, I think we can do that. No more corporate influence or year round finance campaigning = more candidates who aren’t bought and sold.

    The truth ticket … Kucinich/Edwards ‘08… time to reform the lot of ‘em.

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