Making a smaller GOP

I know I mentioned this earlier, but let’s take a moment to consider the Idaho Values Alliance’s statement on the Larry Craig sex scandal in a little more detail. The IVA is considered a fairly major player in Idaho Republican politics — it’s the state’s largest religious right group — and its decision to call on Craig to resign almost certainly reflects the opinion of GOP activists at the grassroots level in the state.

So, after explaining why it doesn’t believe Craig’s explanation — the IVA says the senator shouldn’t be able to “‘unring the bell’ his guilty plea has sounded” — the group explains its vision for which Republicans are qualified to hold public office.

One larger issue must be addressed. The Republican Party platform clearly rejects the agenda of homosexual activists. The Party, in the wake of the Mark Foley incident in particular, can no longer straddle the fence on the issue of homosexual behavior. Even setting Senator Craig’s situation aside, the Party should regard participation in the self-destructive homosexual lifestyle as incompatible with public service on behalf of the GOP.

No member of the Republican Party in the 1860s could represent his party and be a slaveholder at the same time. Nor can the Republican Party of today speak with authority and clarity to the moral issues that confront our society and at the same time send ambivalent messages about sexual behavior. It is time for the Republican Party to be the party that defends the American family in word, deed, and by personal example.

On its face, it certainly sounds as if the Idaho Values Alliance is equating being gay with owning slaves. But more to the point, as David Kurtz noted, the group is also demanding a very small Republican Party: “Let the purges begin. Presumably, in addition to homosexuals, the GOP must be cleansed of the divorced, adulterers, abortion recipients, gamblers … the list goes on.”

It does, indeed. If the party needs to “speak with authority” on issues pertaining to morality, and that’s impossible if the party includes those who are guilty of sex-related sins, the next Republican National Convention can be held in a phone booth, with room to spare.

Of course, if Craig can maintain the support of his colleagues, and wait for the storm to blow over in Idaho, he probably thinks he can survive this mess. On NBC’s Nightly News last night, Russert explained that Craig doesn’t have a lot of friends in DC right now.

BRIAN WILLIAMS: We’re joined by our Washington bureau chief Tim Russert. And Tim, in plain English, a lot of people looking at this story tonight, are wondering how to think about it.

TIM RUSSERT: Well Brian, I talked to Republicans today, and they have a simple answer. They just want Senator Craig to exit, to leave. Why? Because they believe the Senate seat in Idaho is a safe Republican seat. George Bush carried that state by 67% of the vote. Any Republican can hold on to it, except maybe Senator Craig. And then if he continues to try to hang on, and to brazenly fight the local newspaper, that he’ll become a poster boy, the way Mark Foley became a poster boy in the 2006 election involving a Congressional page scandal. Republicans understand, Brian, the issue of hypocrisy. The notion of a conservative Republican who constantly votes against gay rights, doing something contrary to that. They just don’t want the 2008 election to have those kinds of overtones, the way they did in 2006.

What’s more, some of his high-profile colleagues seem anxious to throw him under the bus.

The political fallout of the Sen. Larry Craig story is spreading far and wide – with some of Craig’s colleagues making very public declarations about his future.

Arizona Republican Sen. John McCain took to late night TV and expressed concern over Craig’s actions.

McCain was a guest on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno Tuesday night, and commented on Craig in front of the large national audience. McCain has served with Craig in the Senate for more than a decade.

“It’s disgraceful,” he said. “The people of Idaho that he represents I think will… reach a pretty rapid verdict in this situation.”

Interesting how these guys had a lot less to say when it was Vitter paying for prostitutes, isn’t it?

Getting rid of the divorced and adulterers would kick out a few of the presidential candidates and sort of candidates alone! Giuliani gone! Gingrich gone! Then imagine what it would to the House, Senate, governorships, and state legislatures. Let the purge begin!

  • I think you mean to say that, post-purge, the next Republican National Convention could be held in a men’s room stall, with room to spare — assuming no-one assumes a wide stance, of course.

  • Republicans understand the issue of hypocrisy?

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    oh shit that’s ironic.

  • Let these polarizing idiots dry hump each other to heaven -and hopefully out of politics– I’m all for it!

  • “…the GOP must be cleansed of the divorced, adulterers, abortion recipients, gamblers … the list goes on.”

    And don’t forget those nasty idolaters and dirty hippie war protestors; they’re the worst!

    McCain was a guest on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno Tuesday night…

    Did he do his stand up routine and his impression of a man who has some dignity left?

    Interesting how these guys had a lot less to say when it was Vitter paying for prostitutes, isn’t it?

    They’d prefer the term adult massage, CB. Besides, Mitt Romney Supporter, Larry Craig’s actions were ‘reckless and repulsive,’ while Tender Vitter’s actions were only mildly arousing to the Anti-Christers.

  • No member of the Republican Party in the 1860s could represent his party and be a slaveholder at the same time.

    We support freedom. Except when we don’t.

    I hope Craig is what pushes these schmucks over the edge. Let them reject every candidate that doesn’t meet their Purity Profile. Let them try to drive out plain old Republican voters who look at women’s ankles.

    Let’s face it, the GOP, like Craig, is merrily skipping down a road that means political extinction. I don’t like the idea of a single functioning political party. I don’t think two is enough. But the GOP has become so inbred that all it can do is shriek about Terror! and Values! with pauses only to futher fuck up the economy. Maybe this will create some breathing space for a third party. The GOP can become party of lunatics that can’t do any harm and so, are rather amusing.

    tAiO

    Also LOLing at T Paine.

  • Republican Party office holders wouldn’t be there if they wanted to behave. The whole point is to create an untouchable aristocracy who engages in every form of debauchery by feeding red meat rhetoric for the rubes.

    Once you lose the prostitutes and men’s room trysts, then the only reason to stick around is the $100 steaks.

  • I, too, heartily endorse the IVA’s recommendations about purging the Republican Party.

    Now. What will we call the new party that will be formed of the “homosexuals, divorced, adulterers, abortion recipients, gamblers,” but who also represent the interests of the wealthy and of big business?

    How about, the Free Love/Free Market Party?

  • Oh, let’s hope this one has legs indeed. Let’s see the party face a “gay purge.” I think people will be QUITE surprised with the results.

  • The Idaho Values Alliance seems to be under the impression that the Republican Party is a religion, and the more of this confusion we see, the worse it’s going to get for the fortunes of the GOP.

    If there has to be such an emphasis on morality, I would prefer that it be related to things like health care and hunger and oppression and discrimination and the kinds of things that politics and government can change. Making it about one’s sexual orientation is small-minded and myopic when there are so many larger and more serious issues. They don’t seem to have figured out that whether a person is gay or straight is the least of what concerns us, preoccupied as most of us are with fighting to be able to afford health care, and housing, to plan for a retirement we can afford to have before we turn 90, to put our kids through college, to hang onto our jobs and be paid fairly, to be safe in our homes and streets, to know that the food we eat and the air we breathe and the drugs we take are safe, that someone remembers us, the so-called “little guys,” while the corporations are working so hard and spending money like crazy to make sure that all the advantages are theirs.

  • Yeah, Morality demands his resignation …unless of course he will be replaced by a democrat… then morality really isn’t that important anymore. Such hypocrites. Of course the Idaho republicans own slaves…private businesses outsourced to China for slave labor. They pay for slaves kept elsewhere, they just don’t have any in the house.
    How do we know the hookers Vitter was with were over the age of fourteen…Would those details make their morality more important than their political concerns.
    Republicans truly are the party of Hypocrisy so they should understand it well.

  • I think the deeper issue here [and one the Republicans will never understand] is that this is precisely the sort of behavior that comes from repression of normal urges. All the time and money that the Right spends trying to squash out homosexuality creates an internal culture that nurtures the notion that gay people are evil. And so, those gay people among them, after a lifetime of repressing real and normal desires, become so closeted that this is what they get. Loser hypocrites leering in airport bathrooms, texting interns, and hiring male prostitutes.

    Like every other wacked out hypocrisy the conservatives cling to, this is just a matter of them all being too afraid, stupid and close-minded to see even a shard of reality.

    Of course, I’m no psychiatrist.

  • Presumably, in addition to homosexuals, the GOP must be cleansed of the divorced, adulterers, abortion recipients, gamblers … the list goes on.

    This makes the error of taking the anti-sin rhetoric at face value. Adultery, divorce and gambling “don’t count” because they aren’t sins committed by the godless libruls. People who commit them must be shown the Xtian virtue of forgiveness, blah blah blah. OTOH abortion recipients are heathen slut women trying to assert control over their bodies, and the homos must be suppressed because, well, they tempt the manly men of the church to commit unrighteous sins (even though real manly men have NO DESIRE AT ALL to commit those unrighteous sins, nosiree).

  • 2. On August 29th, 2007 at 1:44 pm, T Paine said:
    I think you mean to say that, post-purge, the next Republican National Convention could be held in a men’s room stall, with room to spare — assuming no-one assumes a wide stance, of course.

    Good one!

    New Campaign:
    Today’s GOP: Assuming a Wide Stance in War, Peace and Peepee Play

  • While I’d love to see the GOP be emptied of all those a few nuts consider “immoral,” the thing I found disturbing about the article was this:

    The Party, in the wake … the Party should regard …

    Either these people never read 1984, didn’t understand 1984, or thought 1984 was an instruction manual.

    What scares me is that it’s probably the last one …

  • Another Filthy Republicunt Uncovered

    Submissives by day, dick-suckers by night. Thanks for helping the cause, Larry Craig. You are just what we mean when we say that conservatives are fake opposition.

  • Interesting how these guys had a lot less to say when it was Vitter paying for prostitutes, isn’t it? — CB

    As I remember it, they also had less to say about Foley an his underage follies. But, with Foley, GOP knew, well ahead of time, that there was a potential bomb ticking — the kids had been reporting his behaviour to some of them. So they had plenty of time to figure out 10 different spins to soften the blow — childhod abuse, alcohol problem, etc. With Wide Stance, the news blew up in their faces without any prior notice; they learnt about it at the same time as the rest of te public, and weeks after the fact, as well. So they’re pissed off for being kept in the dark by the Lone Stall-ker.

  • T Paine#2:

    I think what you meant to say is that the next GOP Convention could be held in a closet, with no room to spare.

  • Some of these same guys were also defending Foley last year and blaming Democrats for the timing of his scandal. Every supposedly strong moral stand they make seems predicated on which decision helps more in winning election. Idaho is a strong Republican state so any replacement would be better than Craig, hence the outrage over something that wouldn’t be a big deal if someone like Vitter did it.

  • Well, clearly there is no “smoking penis” in this case… I think we can all agree that dude is

    gay as day…

    queer for a year…

    LOL

    Here’s the thing though, he voted against all the gay legislation. That’s why he’s a damn hypocrite.

    On republican blogs, they call it a witch hunt, and underhanded thing to do to a person…

    well, you (republicans) opened the outing can of worms when you spen millions of dollars investigating a blow job…. now you’re getting your asses handed to you.

    This is the closest thing to karmic justice i have ever seen!

    Lovin’ every minute of it
    na na na na
    Lovin’ every minute of it
    na na na na

    LOL!

    God damn you republicans , god damn you all!

    LOL!

  • “No member of the Republican Party in the 1860s could represent his party and be a slaveholder at the same time.”

    If I remember correctly, Lincoln’s 2nd term VP Andrew Johnson was a slaveholder, and might still have been at the time of his election. (He was from Kentucky, a border state not covered by the Emancipation Proclamation.) Someone needs to check some facts.

    By the way, do phone booths still exist?

  • the IVA says the senator shouldn’t be able to “‘unring the bell’…

    … no more than he can ‘unclang the trolley’.

  • A statement and a question: The sad thing is that the IVA probably believes that being gay is indeed just as bad as owning slaves. Was there literally any Republican who called for Vitter to resign?

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