Professional excuse making

American Enterprise Institute “military analyst” Fred Kagan is not exactly a neutral observer when it comes to the president’s “surge” strategy. In fact, Kagan is perhaps best known for being the architect of the surge, crafting the policy in 2006 as an alternative to the Iraq Study Group’s recommendations. While the ISG said “sustained increases in U.S. troop levels would not solve the fundamental cause of violence in Iraq,” Kagan told Bush what he wanted to hear: “We must send more American combat forces into Iraq and especially into Baghdad to support this operation.”

Ever since, of course, Kagan has been desperate to show that his policy — that is, Bush’s policy — is a success. This week, the GAO documented the opposite; Iraq has met only three of 18 benchmarks. In response, Kagan has a new piece in the Weekly Standard that Matthew Duss describes as a “masterpiece of excuse-making.” It is certainly that.

The GAO report reflects everything that has been wrong with the discussion about Iraq since the end of 2006. Through no fault of the GAO’s, the organization was sent on a fool’s errand by Congress. Its mandate was not to evaluate progress in Iraq, but to determine whether or not the Iraqi government had met the 18 benchmarks. As a result, as the report repeatedly notes, the GAO was forced to fit an extraordinarily complicated reality into a black-and-white, yes-or-no simplicity. In addition, the GAO’s remit extended only to evaluating progress on the Congressionally-sanctioned 18 benchmarks, 14 of which were established between eight and 11 months ago in a very different context.

As a result, the report ignores completely a number of crucial positive developments that were not foreseen when the benchmarks were established and that, in fact, offer the prospect of a way forward that is much more likely to succeed than the year-old, top-down concept the GAO was told to measure. As the situation in Iraq has been changing dynamically over the past eight months, as American strategy and operations, both military and political, have been adjusting on the ground to new realities, the debate in Washington has remained mired in the preconceptions and approaches of 2006. The GAO report epitomizes this fact.

This is all very silly. Go look at the list of unmet benchmarks. While most Republicans have argued the last couple of days that the test questions were too hard, Kagan argues the test questions are irrelevant — as if we no longer care about an oil-revenue sharing plan, or the independence of Iraqi security forces, or reducing sectarian violence. Those arguments are so pre-2007.

We should, Kagan argues, look past all of these pesky details. As Brian Beutler explained, Kagan’s argument is basically, “[W]e haven’t met the benchmarks for progress Congress set earlier this year (with the president’s resounding approval) because… we haven’t met them yet.”

It was my intention to go point by point, explaining how deeply foolish Kagan’s analysis is, but there’s probably very little use for such an exercise. Instead, I’ll just highlight a very clever short play written by Matthew Duss that captures the problem nicely:

(INTERIOR: Elementary school classroom. Fred Kagan and the Teacher are sitting in tiny chairs around a tiny table.)

Teacher: The truth is, Mr. Kagan, your child cannot read, add, subtract, color within the lines, or get to the bathroom on time, most times. He’s just not going to pass the first grade.

Fred Kagan: Come on, can’t he “partially pass” or something? Shouldn’t he be graded on how much progress he’s made toward reading?

Teacher: I don’t think–

Fred Kagan: These standards were devised months ago, in a totally different context, at the beginning of the school year! They’re outdated! They were designed to induce failure!

Teacher: Be that as it may–

Fred Kagan: Admit it, you’ve always hated my son!

Teacher: Please, I–

Fred Kagan: This was a fool’s errand!

Teacher: Mr. Kagan–

Fred Kagan: Fool’s! Errand!

fin

Remember, Kagan’s nonsense wasn’t just some random right-wing blog post or the latest absurdities from Hannity or Limbaugh; this is one of the principal architects of the president’s Iraq strategy writing for the leading conservative political magazine in the country.

And it’s unpersuasive to the point of comedy. But don’t worry, none of that matters because we’re “kicking ass!

1) Deny all wrongdoing, 2) Accept no responsibility, 3) Blame everybody else for your problems, 4) Never do the honorable thing.

This about sums it up in the current playbook for neo-cons and their Republican shills.

  • Ow, my head hurts.

    I don’t have time to search exact quotes, but I recall in early 2007 when Bobo and Kagen and all of the BushCons said “Now, after 4 years and 4 failed approaches, now we have it right – send an intensive surge under the command of counterinsurgency genius Gen. Petraeus. Yeah, the ‘surge’ plan. This time we promise we have it right.”

    Eight months later:

    Now, after 4 1/2 years and 5 failed approaches, now we have it right – arm the enemy of our enemy, cut deals with warlords, bail on Maliki whom we installed, and fudge the casualty numbers. We call it ‘bottom up.’ This time we promise we have it right.”

    People still pay the slightest bit of attention why exactly?

  • But, but, but, this is the new new approach as opposed to all of the old new approaches which are now declared inoperative and we never endorsed them anyway.

    In the Brave New World of 2007, it’s progress that counts. Progress without metrics or benchmarks or any of the unsophiosticated tools of 2006. We have arrived at a golden age where the plural of anecdote is data.

  • New Realities on the Ground. Far Out.

    How about the realities on the ground here in the U.S.A.? Oh, that’s right. Those kinds of trivialities do not factor into the reasoning of NeoCon Supremacists like Kagan. 70% of Americans are just riffraff that clutter the private landscapes of the Corporate Military Industrial Imperialists.

  • I’m surprised he didn’t try to employ the line about failures actually being successes that “haven’t occurred yet”.

    From December 28, 2006:

    HENRY: You know, going back to September 2001, the president said, dead or alive, we’re going to get him. Still don’t have him. I know you are saying there’s successes on the war on terror, and there have been. That’s a failure.

    TOWNSEND: Well, I’m not sure — it’s a success that hasn’t occurred yet. I don’t know that I view that as a failure.

    http://www.tpmmuckraker.com/archives/002250.php

    See? All of Bush’s “failures” are a huge slew of future successes that haven’t happened yet!

    And Fred Kagan is a pundit who will definitely stop lying someday.

  • Have you ever driven up to a red light that didn’t change? You wait and wait and wait and try to be a good and responsible driver by not running it. But after about 15 minutes you start to realize- “Hey. The friggin thing is broken and I’ve got to get home.”

    They will not tell us the truth. The light is broken and it’s up to us to wise up and stop paying attention to it.

  • Egads. Shades of grey? Complexity? Nuance?

    What happened to neocon manicheanism? It’s all supposed to be black and white:
    either they stand with us, or they stand with the terrorists, no?

    They’re starting to sounds like those terrorist-coddling, america-hating liberals.

  • We all know this so why is it still going on? What are we to do to change it? Bush’s solution is to attack Iran. Done right and with aircraft we don’t need troops on the ground. Can these people get more ludicrous…wait, don’t answer that.

    So knowing this and brushing past the idot’s call of semi-success we have to do something to stop it. Congress acts like they are detached from the American voter and continue to just respond rather than act.
    1st) We must get Harry Reid to stop playing the victim…”We can’t get enough votes in the Senate to withdraw our forces from Iraq…we need 60 votes…” blah, blah. blah.

    When Reid should be saying…”the republicans in the senate cannot get enough votes to continue funding this occupation. Reid has what Bush wants…Not the other way around. Bush must bang on congress’ door with an offer…Not the other way around. Nothing will keep Bush from continuing this disaster in Iraq…nothing except withholding the funding for anything except troop withdrawal. Supporting the troops means protecting them from being “forced” to sacrifice their lives policing a civil war.

    None of this can be accomplished until Harry Reid quits playing the victim, yet I can’t seem to get that message to him.

    2nd) Make it absolutely mandatory that Bush must get congressional approval prior to attacking Iran. Right now Bush has written a letter to the senate that he needs no such authorization. The country would sleep better knowing that Bush cannot issue a preemptive surprise attack.

    Kagan and his kind cannot admit being wrong. They are obsessed with being right…no matter what the reality.

  • Here’s my take, no excuses involved: This is a war initiated by President Bush. This war is in effect an invasion and occupation. The invaded nation and its people are hostile to our occupation. The occupation has been ongoing for the past 4 years, during which time sectarian violence has ebbed and flowed. Now, we learn that our current president wants to play with us to get us to accept the occupation in perpetuity. It is time for all Americans to demand that this president and his minions leave Washington (read impeachment) and let us begin anew without such idiocy as he and his “advisers” have forced upon us. Forget the terrorists, Mr. Bush has out played them at each turn, and has in effect terrorized us for the past 5 years witht his doomsday rhetoric and Peter and the Wolf cries of false warnings. That’s all for now! -Kevo

  • What kind of idiot would invest on a tip from Kagan after he’s been so consistently wrong for so long?

  • Crucial Positive Developments: Defined as…

    (1) We can prove that there are Iraqis who have not been killed in Baghdad—yet.

    (2) We can prove that the Iraqi civil insurrection has not spilled over into the US—yet.

    (3) We can prove that George Bush hasn’t been driven from the Oval Office by a rabid mob of torch-wielding, pro-Democracy psychophants—yet.

    (4) We have positive, photographic evidence of an electric light that works in Iraq. We just haven’t figured out exactly where that electric light is, because of all the non-working lights that keep getting in the way.

    (5) We know that Saddam had weapons of mass destruction, because we now know where they are NOT hidden.

    Has anyone told K-Boy that there is a substantial difference between “military analyst”—and “Diz-Nee Imagineer?”

  • “Through no fault of the GAO’s, the organization was sent on a fool’s errand by Congress. Its mandate was not to evaluate progress in Iraq, but to determine whether or not the Iraqi government had met the 18 benchmarks.”

    When you meet expectations (or “benchmarks”), what do you call that?

    And when you don’t meet those same expections (or “benchmarks”), what is it you are lacking?

    “As a result, as the report repeatedly notes, the GAO was forced to fit an extraordinarily complicated reality into a black-and-white, yes-or-no simplicity.”

    Hey, someone has to find a way for the White House staff to understand all that rocket science.

    Hopefully, they were able to get the read-along picture books out with the DVDs in time. Bush has a pretty tight schedule, you know.

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