Wednesday’s Mini-Report

Today’s edition of quick hits.

* Jaw-dropper from the AP: “A B-52 bomber was mistakenly loaded with five nuclear warheads during a flight from North Dakota to Louisiana, a newspaper reported Wednesday. The bomber carried advanced cruise missiles as part of a Defense Department program to retire 400 of the missiles, the Military Times said.” Rep. Ike Skelton, chairman of the House Armed Services Committee, called the mishandling of the weapons “deeply disturbing” and said the committee would press the military for details. (thanks tAiO)

* AP: “Ohio Rep. Paul Gillmor, a Republican whose political career covered four decades, has died, party officials said…. The body of the 68-year-old congressman was found by staff members who went to his apartment Wednesday after he failed to show up for work, according to a Republican aide who spoke on condition of anonymity pending an official announcement. There was no immediate word on the cause of his death.”

* Seattle PI: “Jennifer Dunn, a former six-term member of Congress, former chairwoman of the Washington State Republican Party and one of the state GOP’s most respected members, died Wednesday, her family announced. She was 66. A statement issued by the office of her son, King County Councilman Reagan Dunn, said, ‘Jennifer collapsed from a pulmonary embolism in her Alexandria, Va., apartment and never regained consciousness. She passed peacefully surrounded by family.'”

* Have you ever over-packed for a trip? “The United States President, who arrived in Sydney last night, brought not one Jumbo jet, but three, as well as another two aircraft that carry aircraft. The President’s Jumbo has a back-up, and the back-up has a back-up.” Among those traveling with Bush are a doctor, nurse, personal chef, four cooks, 50 political aides, 150 national security advisers, and 200 specialists from other government departments.

* On a related note, this huge U.S. delegation arrived in Australia to some discouraging news: a majority of Aussies believe Bush is the worst president in American history.

* Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) on the power of the people in Iraq’s democracy: “In a matter of weeks, we’re going to have a major breakthrough in Baghdad on items of political reconciliation — the benchmarks — because the Iraqi people are putting pressure on their politicians. That’s the best pressure that could be applied where people vote is have the people themselves, frustrated with their own elected representatives, having their say. And I saw that all over Iraq.” Hey, Lindsey, Americans voted and expressed their frustration with their elected representatives. Why aren’t you listening?

* Among Sen. Ted Stevens’ (R-Alaska) many, many problems is his humiliating understanding of climate change: “We’re at the end of a long, long term of warming. 700 to 900 years of increased temperature, a very slow increase. We think we’re close to the end of that. If we’re close to the end of that, that means that we’ll starting getting cooler gradually, not very rapidly, but cooler once again and stability might come to this region for a period of another 900 years.” Better to be silent and be thought a fool, Sen. Stevens, than speak and remove all doubt.

* The DC Madam rolls out the national-security defense. Seriously.

* How Republicans Govern 101: “Where do you find a job after lobbying for a (potentially) corrupt failure of a subprime mortgage company? You go work for Gov. Jim Gibbons (R-NV) as commissioner of the state’s Mortgage Lending Division, of course! Gibbons just tapped Joe Waltuch, who served as legislative counsel to New Century Financial, which filed for bankruptcy protection in April (after predicting it wouldn’t cover its weekly payroll) and is now under scrutiny by federal prosecutors in California and the Securities Exchange Commission. Not surprisingly, some officials are pretty shocked by the choice.”

* Remember Rep. Doug Lamborn (R-Colo.), the guy who left threatening voice mail messages on some conservative constituents’ voicemail? He apologized yesterday, saying “events have risen to a level that was unintended.”

* TP: “Yesterday, President Bush named Barry Jackson to be Peter Wehnher’s replacement to run the White House Office of Strategic Initiatives. Jackson was the major White House strategist behind Bush’s failed Social Security privatization ploy, and was one of the White House employees discovered to be using RNC email accounts to e-mail an associate of disgraced lobbyist Jack Abramoff.”

* Reed Hundt thinks there are plenty of reporters from the 2000 campaign who deserved to lose their jobs. I couldn’t agree more.

* The “Harvard 100” rankings, in which the university’s most influential living alumni are listed, has Al Gore at number one. The president is number two.

* And finally, Keith Olbermann delivered his latest “Special Comment” last night, explaining why Bush no longer has any credibility on Iraq. “You can hold that canteen up and promise it to the parched nation. And the untold number of Americans whose lives have not been directly blighted by Iraq — or who do not realize that their safety has been reduced and not increased by Iraq — they will get the bullet points: ‘Bush is thinking about bringing some troops home. Bush even went to Iraq.’ You can fool some of the people all of the time, can’t you, Mr. Bush? You are playing us!”

Anything to add? Consider this an end-of-the-day open thread.

He apologized yesterday, saying ‘events have risen to a level that was unintended.’

Well, that beats “Mistakes were made” all to hell for obfuscation and avoidance of responsibility.

  • Don’t expect too much from Sen. Graham. The irony of his official statement was easily lost upon him. Afterall, he was sincerely involved in prosecuting the impeachment of former Pres. Clinton because he had a “moral obligation” to defend the Constitution from fornicators and liars. What a twit! -Kevo

  • “A B-52 bomber was mistakenly loaded with five nuclear warheads during a flight from North Dakota to Louisiana, a newspaper reported Wednesday. The bomber carried advanced cruise missiles as part of a Defense Department program to retire 400 of the missiles, the Military Times said.”

    That must have been that terrorism attack from Iran that Dick Cheney ordered.

  • There’s a documentary film of the 2000 presidential campaign that I’ve never had the heart to watch, can’t think of the name of it, but I did caught a clip from it somewhere of Bush saying, “Lincoln said you can fool some of the people all of the time and those are the ones we want.” Of course back then, people thought he was joking.

  • Think about how stupid a person would have to be to believe that Saddam Hussein had WMDs when we invaded, as recently as April of 2006 (at least). Think of any limits to their stupidity, if you can. Imagine what else might be rattling around in their craniums.

    That stupid person is the president of the United States of America.

    http://thinkprogress.org/2007/09/05/bush-wmd-card/

  • “Unfortunately, recent events have risen to a level that was unintended.”

    I am very close to gathering all of the ReThuglicans in a room and explaining that an apology delivered in the passive voice is not an apology. With a 2 x 4 studded with rusty nails if need be.

    Other than that, I like the idea of various Fuckups on the Family types squabbling amongst themselves.

  • B-52s with nuclear weapons aboard were flying constantly around during most of my life. Why so excited about it now? I live near Fairchild AFB in Spokane and there are bunkers visible from a public road where we all knew they stored the atom bombs. Since the B-52s are gone now, I assume the bombs are too.

  • …50 political aides, 150 national security advisers, and 200 specialists from other government departments…

    Talk about wasteful. Considering that Bush only listens to Cheney and (the dearly departed) Rove, are any of these people even necessary?

    Homer

  • Am I the only one wondering why we’re “retiring” 400 advanced cruise missiles? The last time I checked, we were supposed to be retrofitting some of the “boomers” (missile submarines) to carry these things. Maybe “retirement” means lifting the burden of a failed New Orleans recovery program from Herr Bush’s shoulders. We were discussing the need to bomb something earlier in the day—just so we don’t “go soft on terrorism….”

    Gillmor—the Reich extinction event continues apace….

    There is no such thing as “overpacking” when you’re discussing the Versailles-l’Potomac entourage….

    And hopefully, the Harvard 100 are not subject to petitioned review by SCOTUS….

  • “A B-52 bomber was mistakenly loaded with five nuclear warheads during a flight from North Dakota to Louisiana,..”

    This is the reason why we should impeach Cheney now. Otherwise, we will all be Col. Mandrakes when the Shooter lets it rip. POE!

    As for Sen. Stevens, I assume that he read that bit about global warning on the Internets. All those tubes can keep things cool.

  • “The United States President, who arrived in Sydney last night, brought not one Jumbo jet, but three, as well as another two aircraft that carry aircraft. The President’s Jumbo has a back-up, and the back-up has a back-up.”

    Wasn’t there a flap about some Speaker or something and a plane…waiting for the wingnuts to start screaming here.

  • Among those traveling with Bush are a doctor, nurse,[…]

    What? Are there no emergency rooms in Oz?

  • Bush traveled to Oz with five airplanes and over 400 people. So much for small government.

  • why Bush no longer has any credibility on Iraq…

    You mean we aren’t “kicking ass” ?!?

  • A B-52 bomber was mistakenly loaded with five nuclear warheads during a flight from North Dakota to Louisiana, a newspaper reported Wednesday.

    You didn`t mention the best part! The base in Barksdale, Louisiana is the final jump off point for bombers and fighters flying to Iraq,

    Or Iran.

    To repeat, there are now 5 nuclear weapons at the last American stop over for a flight to the Middle East.

    I`m going to curl into a ball and cry now.

  • Sat through an excruciating half-hour of the CBS Evening News tonight – which I have re-named the Propaganda News Network. Really, had I been Mrs. Average American, I would have been convinced that things were going swimmingly in Iraq – according to Katie, things are so, so much better in Baghdad. Really, she told us so. It was nothing but happy talk.

    I can understand – even if I think it’s reprehensible – the administration going balls-to-the-wall with their PR, but for the news media to be the bullhorn and the enablers for it is unforgivable.

  • A short report on how Gillmor’s seat will be filled:

    Procedure for filling Gillmor’s vacant seat

    A spokesman for Gov. Ted Strickland offered information about how U.S. Rep. Paul Gillmor’s seat would be filled.

    Gillmor, R-Tiffin, died unexpectedly earlier today. He was representative from Ohio’s 5th Congressional District, which includes Seneca County.

    Strickland would call a special election to fill the open seat. He would send a writ of election to the Wood County Board of Elections to call the election, because Wood County is the most populous county in the 5th district. The date of the special election would be at the discretion of the governor. http://www.advertiser-tribune.com/News/articles.asp?articleID=10283

  • Could someone please find a way to make Lindsey Graham shut up? His voice grates on my ears almost as bad as Bush’s; if he were ever saying anything worthwhile, I could maybe stand it, but it’s just blather.

  • Here we are 32 minutes into the GOP debate and they finally direct a question to Ron Paul (and unceremoniously misquote him at that). What unmitigated shamelessness by Foecks News.

  • The United States President, who arrived in Sydney last night, brought not one Jumbo jet, but three, as well as another two aircraft that carry aircraft. The President’s Jumbo has a back-up, and the back-up has a back-up.” Among those traveling with Bush are a doctor, nurse, personal chef, four cooks, 50 political aides, 150 national security advisers, and 200 specialists from other government departments.

    The meaner the dictator the larger his retinue…

    Poor pathetic thing of a man…
    Trying to make up for his lack of respect with ostentation.
    How small and tawdry has our American presidency become!
    Drive it into the mud Mr Emperor…
    Drive it into the mud!

    But Mr. Emperor…
    Someone needs to tell you one iota of the truth:
    The world hates you.
    Through and through…
    North and East and West and South.
    Glitter isn’t ever going to change that.
    Pomp can’t improve poop.
    It never has.
    It never will…
    You poor pathetic thing of a man…

  • Shruby’s pimpin’ like Idi Amin in Oz with his mondo entourage including everybody…but his wife:

    via The Swamp: http://weblogs.baltimoresun.com/news/politics/blog/2007/09/bush_takes_rices_arm_she_can_b.html

    The air in Sydney must be invigorating today, because President Bush, arriving at a harbor-point mansion for dinner, reached out to touch Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice’s arm and said:

    “She can be my date.’’

    First Lady Laura Bush passed up this week’s trip to a summit of Pacific Rim leaders in Australia citing the physical therapy she is getting for a neck injury from hiking. And, of course, Rice is not married.

    Tee-hee. Come on over behind this here wall Condi-doll. We gotta lay low. There’s a riot goin’ on.

  • First Lady Laura Bush passed up this week’s trip to a summit of Pacific Rim leaders in Australia citing the physical therapy she is getting for a neck injury from hiking.

    A neck injury from hiking? It was from throwing back the Xanax and Oxycontin tablets.

  • “A B-52 bomber was mistakenly loaded with five nuclear warheads during a flight from North Dakota to Louisiana, a newspaper reported Wednesday. The bomber carried advanced cruise missiles as part of a Defense Department program to retire 400 of the missiles, the Military Times said.”

    Wow, I wonder how much precious bodily fluids were lost when this FUBAR hit the fan.

  • The cruise missiles that once carried the nuclear warheads aren’t really advanced by today’s standards, I assume that’s holdover text for them. On the other hand, do we really need 800 million dollars worth of cruise missiles sitting in North Dakota, ready to destroy the world on an hour’s notice?

    …Accidentally sending them to the war seems a bit scary, tho.

  • Ekim said: “B-52s with nuclear weapons aboard were flying constantly around during most of my life. Why so excited about it now?”

    That would be because they seemed to have forgotten to remove them before the plane left the base. There’s this wierd thing people have about keeping track of nuclear weapons. I don’t know, I’m inclined to agree with them. It may be a good idea to know where the nukes are.

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