Stop them before their kids play soccer!

Guest Post by Morbo

Loudoun County, Va., is an outer suburb of Washington, D.C., with an attitude problem.

Every few years, some folks in the county get all worked up about some right-wing bugbear. Back in the 1990s, they were up in arms over gay-related materials in the libraries and temporarily fell under the sway of a Religious Right group called “Family Friendly Libraries.”

This year the big fuss is over illegal immigrants. The Loudoun County Board of Supervisors directed county officials to prepare a report finding ways to deny public services to illegals.

The report was duly written, and it noted that not much can be done. Most of the social-service programs people use, it pointed out, are federal in nature. Loudoun can’t cut them off.

The report did note that some services are purely local — such as youth sports leagues. However, it cautioned against denying access in these cases as well.

The largest program that the county has the authority to restrict is parks and recreation, which includes summer camps and youth sports. County officials also have the authority to limit some homeless programs and commuter bus services, the report says.

But the report also says that children could be left at home unattended if excluded from after-school programs, and homeless illegal immigrants could be left on the streets. And the more documentation that is required to get services, the longer the lines will be at county offices, it says.

So it has come to this: Right-wingers are so obsessed over illegal immigration that they are seriously considering kicking their children out of soccer leagues. That’s not just cruel, it’s also stupid.

One of the problems the bashers of illegal immigrants bring up constantly is gangs. As far as I know, there is precious little evidence that gangs composed primarily of illegals are a problem in Loudoun County, but for the sake of argument, let’s say this is a legitimate concern. One way to combat gangs is to make sure young people have something to do after school and on the weekends, something positive and uplifting – like a sports program.

The view among some people in Loudoun County seems to be, “If we just make life here intolerable for illegal aliens, they will go away.” Not only is that short-sighted, it also demonstrates an incredible lack of common sense. After all, as you pursue this goal, what type of community are you making for yourselves?

P.S. I don’t mean to smear everyone in Loudoun County. I know there are lots of good progressives there. During the library flap, they organized and saved the threatened materials. Their moderate voice is needed again.

When winger’s confront reality it’s never a pretty sight.

  • One has to have a kind of horrified admiration for people who can find so many varied and egregious ways to be completely wrong.

    Not for them some minor mistake about a detail here and there; they have to utterly miss the very foundations of reality, and, beyond that, find some bizarre fantasy to follow which leads them to the most destructive possible path. Whether it’s global warming, the federal budget, foreign policy, domestic policy, the foundations of law, war, peace, even something as basic as public health, they always find the most blinkered, destructive, demonstrably false position to take that you could conceive. Astonishing. I might say we won’t see their like again when they go, except that unfortunately we probably will.

  • But but but!!!!! A key aspect of soccer is shooting. If we teach grubby, godless hordes illegal children in search of a street gang to shoot something, can automatic weapons be far behind? Bad enough that all the Loudoun wimmins will be forced to wear burkas in a few years, but if they don’t so something now, they’ll all be forced to speak Spanish too!!!

  • Soccer isn’t the right kind of game for American kids to be playing anyway. I don’t know why the liberal parks keep trying to teach it to our kids. It’s real popular in Spanish-speaking countries and in places like France and Iran. They even try to confuse us by calling it “football” when everyone knows what REAL football is.

    Teaching soccer to American kids is just another way to de-Americanize America. It’s another way to make the illegals feel more at home here.

    (Joking, of course.)

  • besides, the immigrant kids are probably better soccer players. they’re destroying the self-esteem of the american kids!

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