The Coalition of the Willing — Fuzzy Math Edition

The president’s address last night on conditions in Iraq was filled with errors of fact and judgment, but perhaps the strangest misstatement dealt with arithmetic.

“To the international community: The success of a free Iraq matters to every civilized nation. We thank the 36 nations who have troops on the ground in Iraq and the many others who are helping that young democracy.”

Now, some White House lies deal with subjective questions that are open to some spin. But counting to 36 is pretty straightforward. Either there’s a list or there isn’t. Either the White House was telling the truth, or it wasn’t.

Here’s the WaPo on the question.

[T]he State Department’s most recent weekly report on Iraq said there are 25 countries supplying 11,685 troops — about 7 percent of the size of the U.S. forces.

OK, so that’s 25 of the 36; how about the other 11? Spencer Ackerman noticed that the State Department gets the total number up to 33 by first including the United States (Bush was thanking himself last night) and then also including “‘seven NATO countries’ that aren’t — aren’t — a part of Multinational Forces-Iraq: Iceland, Italy, the Netherlands, Portugal, Turkey and Slovenia.”

That’s particularly amusing because a) Bush credited countries that don’t have troops in Iraq for having troops in Iraq; and b) the administration listed six countries and said they’re seven.

Of course, even if you include countries that aren’t part of the coalition, and you include one imaginary NATO country, you’re still up to 33, not 36.

To be sure, this is pretty much trivia. Among Bush’s lies, there are others far more serious, and far more consequential, than this. No matter how many countries are part of Multinational Forces-Iraq, every one already knows that it’s the U.S. paying the greatest price and dictating the policy on the ground.

But this lie is nevertheless interesting for its simplicity. The president wants Americans to believe that the burden is not ours alone, so he (and his speechwriters) decided that this is just another number to play games with. It’s easy to check, and see that Bush was wrong, but he did it anyway. He just doesn’t care.

It was so bad, even Chris Matthews called Bush out.

“The fact we have 36 countries fighting on our side in Iraq must be news to the soldiers over there. I don’t know who these people are or how many divisions they have. All we read about in the papers are American GIs getting killed by IEDs and terrible accidents and all kinds of enemy action over there…. The idea we’re one of 36 countries fighting the war I think is ludicrous and why the President would throw that out there, I think it only opens him up to ridicule.”

Bush? Ridicule? Never.

Who knew that Bush was the person Jon Lovitz modeled “The Liar” character on? All that was missing was, “Yeah…36 countries…that’s the ticket!”

  • There’s a pie chart showing US military deaths along with those of the rest of the “coalition” here. I’d hardly call that a coalition of anything.

    Most other nations are too civilized to waste so much blood and tresure making money for oil-hungry gazillionaries.

    Most other nations have opposition parties to rein in the occasional nutcase who seizes power.

  • Personally I don’t think they even tried to get the numbers up by stretching the truth. I think the just made shit up.

  • Well, considering Bush’s brain, he was correct in counting 36. He already had the ’33’ from the State Department, then you include covert military units from Iran, Saudi Arabia, and Syria and ‘voila’ the number is 36.

    Did you hear him say that all those countries had to fight alongside America? He mentioned ‘helping’ Iraq. Aren’t the Saudis, Iranians, and Syrians helping the Iraqi people? In their point fo view they are having FAR more Iraqi citizens hiding out in their territory than we do here in America. If you ask an Iranian; they’re helping the Iraqis by trying to remove the occupation forces.

    By not specifying who fights where… Bush didn’t lie he actually told the truth.

    …. Just joking around here 🙂

  • Regarding the seven NATO countries that you say is only six. Duh! It’s “Netherlands“! That “s” is plural, meaning more than one. It’s obvious that they’re counting both Netherlands as separate countries. And the reason they’re included is that they’ve got our back. By having a treaty to protect us, we don’t have to worry about being attacked in Europe and can have more troops in Iraq; thus they’re clearly helping us in Iraq.

    And I agree with Bruno that Bush never specified that all 36 countries were helping us; only that they were helping the democracy. Everything’s relative, and I wouldn’t doubt at all that Bush would thank countries that are fighting against us. And remember, if they weren’t fighting us in Iraq, they’d be fighting us here. So perhaps we really do owe them a debt of gratitude for keeping the fight over there.

  • If I hear that stupid, fucking phrase “young democracy” again, I’m gonna do something extremely violent, which will likely involve rocks and a television.

    What a moron.

  • It wouldn’t surprise me if the mistake was entirely deliberate — to provide an obvious (but not particularly important) error that the press could focus on, rather than the more complex falsehoods throughout the rest of the speech.

    You may recall the Vice-Presidential debate between Edwards and Cheney. Virtually everything that Cheney said was false, but the press focused on the obvious (but not particularly important) fact that Cheney claimed to have never seen Edwards in the senate.

  • Didn’t we just find out that Bush was going to explain more about his delusion today?

    He’s gonna introduce the 3 missing countries that are helping the Iraqis:

    Kurdistan Sunnistan and Shiastan.

    problem solved. 🙂

  • Lies, lies and more lies. These turkeys need impeachment. If Congress won’t do their constitutional duties and act, they need to go, too.
    I am sick of all of them, and sicker yet the media won’t go after any of them. The corporate media is too busy licking Bush’s backside to care about the future of our once great nation. I cannot listen to them any longer, I am insulted we are considered such fools as to believe this crap.
    These people have to go ASAP! They are destroying our world.

  • Our brave Commander Codpiece went into the stall and tapped his toes. Upon hearing the response, with no concern for his own well being, he had the courage to pull that number out of Larry Craig’s butt.

    Sorry, I just can’t believe that a Senator would do somethig that would flush his career….

    Damn, I can’t stop!

  • That particular lie was glaring and stood alone as a metaphor for the entire Bush war policy. I found the speech very disturbing; he basically told the American people to go to hell and that he knew best. The idea that Iraq is an “ally” and we will occupy the country virtually forever was dropped unceremoniously on us as an accomplished fact.

    I don’t know why we must follow this man towards the destruction of everything we believe in and we have all worked for, and I just don’t understand the Democratic Congress. Why don’t they stop him even if that means stopping everything. They should not give him another penny; they should start impeachment proceedings now. George W Bush is insane.

  • Demographic studies support the claim that occupation mililitary forces in Iraq do, indeed, cover 36 countries. That boast was made possible by the induction last Monday of Army recruit Dread Knot of Ethopian descent. Word has it the Marines in Bumfu¢ck Egypt are within an inch of recruiting a Klingon allowing Shrub to improve his boast to 37 countries and 2 universes.

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  • My son says that our media is getting to be just like the old Soviet Union’s was. Whenever anything important was going on there they didn’t want the public to know about, the media would play an endless loop of Swan Lake. Here they just do Paris Hilton, fashion critique of Democratic candidates, missing blonde girls, Brittany Spears being fat, etc…makes you wonder, doesn’t it?

    Has anyone seen any coverage of the Israelis bombing Syria? It was on BBC and other foreign news outlets…

  • 36 countries, 3 missing.

    Iran, Syria and uhm… Iraq itself (though I’m sure he already included it somehow.)

  • It’s no wonder all his business entrprises bombed, if his math is that bad. Now I’m worried about my returns on success, too…

  • 15.
    On September 14th, 2007 at 1:07 pm, Ohioan said:

    You all forgot:

    1) Blackwater-istan
    2) The Republic of KBR
    3) Halliburtonia
    4) HuntOilLand

    Exactly. Haliburton is representing Dubai, their new home, so their executives cannot be supeonaded to testify about their stealing from the U.S. Government.

    Add Dubai to the list of countries trying to help Iraq!

  • Um, Cheney definitely did see Edwards in the Senate. There’s documentation of the two of them attending a prayer breakfast together there, they even shook hands.

    So Cheney was batting 1000 in lying.

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