Oh, that Jena Six

By any reasonable measure, Fred Thompson, the actor-lobbyist-presidential candidate, is off to a rough start. Particularly on policy matters, Thompson has been confused and uninformed about everything from Social Security policy to drilling the Everglades for oil to the 2005 Schiavo controversy.

But this has to be my favorite.

NBC’s “First Read’ reports that when Thompson was asked Thursday about Louisiana’s “Jena Six” protest of Old South racism on his way into a San Antonio fundraiser, he replied: “I don’t know anything about it.”

Bush fielded a question about it at his news conference the same day, saying the events in Louisiana had “saddened” him. Thompson’s staff said he knew all about the issue but was unfamiliar with the expression “Jena Six.”

Look, there are ways to try and spin a candidate’s unfamiliarity with an issue, but this isn’t one of them. If someone knows “all about” the racial injustices in Jena, La., then that person has to know about the “Jena Six.” Those six young men are the point of the controversy.

It’s a bit like saying you know “all about” the arrest of Abbie Hoffman, Tom Hayden, and others during the 1968 Democratic National Convention on charges of conspiracy and inciting to riot, and then arguing you’ve never heard of the “Chicago Seven.” It just doesn’t make any sense.

As for Thompson’s troubles, the Politico’s Mike Allen notes that the former senator’s campaign has been “plagued by errors.” Someone has even apparently started maintaining a “Thompson’s Gaffe-a-Day Calendar” to memorialize the sayings of candidate

* In South Carolina, a heavily Baptist state, he told reporters at his first campaign stop that he rarely goes to church: “I attend church when I’m in Tennessee. I’m in McLean [Va.] right now.”

* He told a woman at a South Carolina rally that he doesn’t plan to talk widely about his relationship with God on the campaign trail, according to Bloomberg news service.

* In Greenville, S.C., when asked if bin Laden should be immediately killed after his capture, he said: “No, no, no. We’ve got due process to go through.” In trying to fix that, his campaign told Politico that first the government should get as much information as possible, and told AP that he meant “the same rules ought to apply to him as to everyone at Guantanamo Bay.”

* In Florida, where the Terri Schiavo feeding-tube case was a cause celebre two years ago, Thompson told the Tampa area’s Bay News 9 that he couldn’t pass judgment and added: “That’s going back in history. I don’t remember the details of it.” […]

* In the same television interview, Thompson punted on the issue of hurricane property insurance, a huge local issue, by saying he doesn’t “know all the facts surrounding that case.”

* He also looked ill-prepared when The Associated Press reported from Tallahassee: “Republican presidential hopeful Fred Thompson seemed taken by surprise when asked Tuesday about oil drilling in the Everglades, apparently unaware it’s been a major Florida issue.” […]

* Thompson’s campaign said he was looking forward to an Oct. 14 debate in New Hampshire, but ABC News had canceled it in order to stay within party guidelines.

(I’d argue that Mike Allen was being generous, and even missed a few examples.)

First, let this be a reminder to all future candidates considering late entry into a presidential race — the sooner you get in, the sooner you can get these unpleasant errors corrected before the real scrutiny kicks in.

And second, have you ever seen a party’s top tier as weak as the four-headed monster of Giuliani, Thompson, Romney, and McCain?

Alright, here’s a great premise for a Mr. Bean-type movie: guy who looks like Fred Thompson, obviously supposed to be him, is running for president, and goes on a little soliloquy to his peeps at the beginning of the movie about how he’s a master manipulator, and the nation is going to fall into his hands. Then the whole movie he tries to get people to do things over and over again and fails every single time.

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  • ***…have you ever seen a party’s top tier as weak as the four-headed monster of Giuliani, Thompson, Romney, and McCain?***

    Yes. Long ago in a galaxy far, far away. Something about a quartet affectionately known as “Larry, Curly, Moe, and Shremp.”

    It’s also ironic, in that the “vast legions” of Thombo psychophant trolls who were running madly about the ‘tubes—even as recently as last weekend—haven’t demonstrated the cognitive cojones to come out and continue the shrill attack against anything anti-Thombo for several days. Then again, when your “guy” loses Dobson, verifies complete non-knowledge of national issues, and comes across on even a softball pretend-news network as being “dumber than ripe roadkill on the Fouth of July”—I suppose that “tucking tail and hiding beneath a worm-infested stump” is a really smart thing to do….

  • Thompson only has a smear and fear campaign. Give him a democrat or democratic issue to smear or let him make us fear that we desperately need what he’s going to do for us to stay alive. Republicans are wasting a lot of money on these jokers.

    If you took away the terms of “republican” and “democrat” and just listened to the people talk about the issues nobody would even support the GOP top tier. Thompson has yet to say anything meaningful.

    ***btw*** how’s that senate condemnation of move on.org working out for you senate dems?
    Would you call our reaction a backlash? A public condemnation of the senate? Smooth move…now we got move on to hold a mirror up to you in its new ad. Get a clue will ya?

  • Fred always says he’s never heard about things when he avoids them.

    He never heard of the NAU/SPP.

    Can you imagine? We are about to merge Canada and Mexico with the US and he’s the only one that doesn’t know about it.

  • Not for nothing, but I had first read about the trouble down in Jena some time back and the name of the town had slipped my mind when the story started cropping up again again recently. So the first time I heard someone day “Jena 6,” I had no idea what they were talking about either — even though it turned out I already knew more about it than most, once I figured out who the heck that meant. Not saying Thompson’s isn’t a ditz, but I have to admit his story in this case doesn’t strike me as completely implausible. I also know there’s a jug of laundry detergent sitting under my sink but I couldn’t tell you the brand name without looking.

  • everytime grandpa fred pulls one of these, i’m reminded of the mathhew harrison brady character in the play “inherit the wind” saying, “i do not think about… things i do not think about.”

  • The Jena 6 should be punished just like any group of students. When I was in High-School, even bystanders of a 6-to-1 beat-down could be charged with gang-violence.

    The Jena 6 are criminals and should be treated as such, let’s not turn them into neo-O.J.s.

  • thats actually quite funny and disturbing. He’s the opposite of the slickness or Romney. I still don’t think it means a thing, he’s still stay in the top tier. Funny that. Can’t wait to see this display on national TV on the debates. He’ll get rumbled but the rest of them

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