Conservatives fall on the fainting couch — again

We all have our strengths and weaknesses. Far-right conservatives appear to have more of the latter than the prior, but they are good at a few things: playing the victim, making emotional appeals, raising money from gullible supporters, and most importantly, manufacturing an outrage.

The left, for all of its strengths, is horrible at this. Perhaps progressives everywhere should take some notes at the latest case study: the Folsom Street Fair.

The fair, a major public social gathering in the San Francisco area, created a poster featuring stereotypically gay men in a Last Supper-like setting. It’s a pretty common cultural touchstone — I’ve seen similar “spoofs” of the da Vinci painting for years. The Folsom Street Fair poster isn’t meant to be taken seriously; it’s risque, but it’s also obviously tongue in cheek.

The right doesn’t quite see it that way. Concerned Women for America, a religious right powerhouse, got the ball rolling.

[CWA] sends out a press release calling attention to it while decrying the offense and issuing demands for various organizations and public figures to join them in repudiating it and for the media cover it:

“A picture’s worth a thousand words,” said Matt Barber, Policy Director for Cultural Issues with Concerned Women for America (CWA). “Scripture says that God is not mocked, yet it doesn’t stop people from trying. As evidenced by this latest stunt, open ridicule of Christianity is unfortunately very common within much of the homosexual community.”

Then the Catholic League jumped in (natch), making demands and targeting advertisers of the Folsom Street Fair.

Then the far-right media caught wind of the story, and amplified it.

Human Events pushed the story, followed quickly by similar outlets, all of which immediately had the vapors.

Shortly thereafter, wouldn’t you know it, a certain partisan cable network is on the story, too.

Now Nancy Pelosi, Barbara Boxer, Dianne Feinstein, and California progressives in general are under pressure to condemn the harmless poster, which the right insists is an affront to Christianity. Do any of these lawmakers have anything to do with the Folsom Street Fair? No, but they’re expected to denounce it anyway. (In light of the complaints, Miller Brewing Co., a co-sponsor of the event, has already asked organizers to pull its logo from the poster.) Can a congressional resolution be far behind?

I have to admit, this is almost impressive. The right-wing Outrage Machine really is a sight to behold, isn’t it?

I’m reminded of Michael Kinsley’s latest, which I’ve taken the liberty of editing a bit to suit this “controversy”:

Goodness gracious. Oh, my paws and whiskers. Some of the meanest, most ornery hombres around are suddenly feeling faint. Notorious tough guys are swooning with the vapors. The biggest beasts in the barnyard are all aflutter over something they saw in a poster for a community gathering. It’s that poster from the Folsom Street Fair — the one that has a little fun with a da Vinci painting. All across the radio spectrum, right-wing shock jocks are themselves shocked. How could anybody do such a thing? It’s horrifying. It’s outrageous. It’s disgraceful. It’s just beyond the pale … It’s … oh, my heavens … say, is it a bit stuffy in here? … I think I’m going to … Could I have a glass of … oh, dear [thud].

Welcome to the wonderful world of umbrage, the new language of American politics.

Well, the right is playing to its strengths. They can’t govern, but they can fall onto that fainting couch like nobody’s business.

“open ridicule of Christianity is unfortunately very common within much of the homosexual community”
Wait, which community openly condems the other community to an eternity of fire and brimstone?
Talk about the pot calling the kettle black!

  • Didn’t we see this controversy just a couple of years ago? Oh, wait, that had to do with pictures of Mohammed being censored.

    You’d think that an almighty God would just smite people committing acts he didn’t like.

  • So. Christianity is the best religion EVA, the God is invincible, yet a fricking poster that spoof an artist’s interpetation of an event that occured in the Bible is a grave threat to the entire institution and must be stopped or the Baby Jesus will cry and keep God up all night.

    Quick, tell them the rumors about da Vinci. The very idea of a gay man painting images of Jesus ought to send them straight into Catatonic Outrage! (TM)

    Or can we just throw these arseholes to the lions so they have something worth whining about?

  • Maybe the poster should have been a picture of a bathroom stall with a “wide-stance” kind of guy tapping his foot…you know, something the Repugs could identify with. Hehehehehe

  • Let’s not forget Andres Serrano.
    His little piece got a lot of attention. Seems like there’s a real parsing in what gets protection by the First Amendment.
    Freedom of (the correct) religion? Absolutely!!!
    Freedom from religion? What are you, some type of commie pervert?
    Freedom of speech? Well, that depends on the speech…

    Just tell these Patriotic Piss Pants to go Cheney themselves.

  • The same sort of thing happened several years ago when the charity group The Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence celebrated their 20th anniversary, which happened to fall on Easter that year. The catholics were in an uproar I haven’t seen the likes of since the release of The Last Temptation of Christ.

    FWIW, “open ridicule of Christianity” is not limited to the gay community, and a surprising percentage of LGBTs profess belief.

  • Honestly, the whole spectacle of the Folsom Street Fair, and they decide they’re going to get outraged over the POSTER? BWAHAHAHAHHAAAHA HAHHAHA HAHA!!

    Whooo, nearly hurt myself there!

    What’s up with the painting being ‘sacred’? Didn’t anyone tell these guys about false idols?

  • Harking back to my Pavlov comment yesterday directed at Rep. Harman, what does the left expect when the Right has learned that its outrage will be met with capitulation? Do the ninnies in my party really think if they just let the Right win a few that their appetite will be sated and they will go curl up in a corner and take a nap? Au contraire. There is now blood in the water and the Rethugs will go into a feeding frenzy. First they came for MoveOn, but the Congressional Dems didn’t speak up because they are not members of MoveOn. . . (apologies to Pastor Niemoller).

  • Zeitgeist : Didn’t see your comment yesterday but that would be Skinner, not Pavlov.

    Anyhoo, just remember how badly the right wing hated American flag clothing in the ’60s-’70s? Trust me, if you weren’t around then, they thought it was the worst affront to America EVA. Now, that shit is ubiquitous among the right wing. They love American flag clothes (but not only AF thongs on boys). Time, people. In time, we’ll be a be to buy parodies of diVinci’s Last Supper on underwear in the Vatican gift shop (if it’s not there already).

  • Man, I’m so glad there’s nothing more important for us as a country to be dealing with right now.

    And Jeff, you can kindly stow the snide comments. For the record, I’m a hardcore liberal precisely because of my religious beliefs. This may surprise you, but the central messages of Christianity were not (1) hate people who are different from you, (2) give tax cuts to the rich, and (3) wage war as much as possible.

    Stop pounding your Bible and try actually reading it for once. Your kind makes the rest of us Christians look like idiots, frankly.

  • smiley – yesterday’s comment used a more specific example of bells and dogs and salivating, but you’re right that in general my point is behavioral conditioning and stimulus response. Push Outrage Button. Watch Dems Jump.

  • And this is related to government and/or public policy… how?

    Just ignore them. All they really want is attention.

  • Don’t blame the righties for trying; as CB notes, they’ve got so, so little else.

    Blame the corporate media for buying that crap.

    They’ve got every right to be offended, but the right they don’t have–because we’re not as much like, oh, Iran, as the Christatollahs wish–is to ban it. End of conversation.

  • After seeing the ad, I think the gay tie is a smokescreen to hide their outrage that the man in Jesus’ position is black.

    These zealots can’t have a black christ, after all.

  • Jeff @ 13/14 is funny. What does a local fair have to do w/ Jesus bashing? If you’re talking about the poster, it’s a spin on an Italian gay-man’s painting. Where does the Jesus bashing comment come fron again? Jesus is the shit…but this has nothing to do w/ him. Now if only the self righteous Rethugs who build their careers exploiting Him would actually pattern their lives and public policy decisions in a Christ-like way – there’d be thousands of American and Iraqi kids who’d still have their daddies…oh..and Iraqi families who would still have their babies, electricity, and running water.

  • Seriously, it’s just a bunch of naked people downtown. So what? Trust me, kids in San Francisco have seen worse than a guy yanking another.

  • come on dude, “what does this have to do with Jesus bashing??” This is an obvious blow to the christian world for making homos feel bad about being gay. It was done in very bad taste and I hope nothing but the worst for everyone involved in this depraved caper. Im not on either side, Im just an american who is sick of loud mouthed people not telling the truth…soooo

    1. Homosexual acts are a perversion. “ITS NATURAL!” so is Ebola. theres a lot of natural things that are natural that arent good. You can f** and s** anybody you want to, but the world doesnt need to know about it…same goes for straight people, keep your personal sh*t personal.
    2. The Christian majority is full of crap. All these guys do is stand on the backs and live off the “sinners.” To quote Judd Nelson “what would you be doing if you werent out making the world a better place?” That same thing Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton would be doing…flipping burgers or plunging toilets.
    3. The Jews are full of it too. You want to see what a Holocaust is look in the Old Testament. All these nuts did was kill off other races in the name of Jehovah. Get over it!!!

    Im just so sick of liars. you know that ad is offensive and in bad taste. 2 wrongs dont make a right!


  • David Chisholm: # 13 and 14, Jeff,
    There is a great book that knows who you are!

    There is another book that knows this personality type all too well: The Bible.


    “Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you.”

    “Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother’s eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye? How can you say to your brother, ‘Let me take the speck out of your eye,’ when all the time there is a plank in your own eye? You hypocrite, first take the plank out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother’s eye.

    — Matthew 7:1-5

    “Woe to you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! For you clean the outside of the cup and of the dish, but inside they are full of robbery and self-indulgence. You blind Pharisee, first clean the inside of the cup and of the dish, so that the outside of it may become clean also. Woe to you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! For you are like whitewashed tombs which on the outside appear beautiful, but inside they are full of dead men’s bones and all uncleanness. So you, too, outwardly appear righteous to men, but inwardly you are full of hypocrisy and lawlessness…”

    — Matthew 23:25-28

  • Does anyone have the original poster before folsom put text all over it? This shit is pure comedy gold, and I’m dying to share it w/ some friends.

    earl

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