Santorum for governor?

The last time we saw former Sen. Rick Santorum (R), his 16-year congressional career was coming to an abrupt and embarrassing end. Bob Casey Jr. beat him statewide by 18 points, 59% to 41%, giving the conservative more time to work with Fox News, and work on Hollywood movie projects.

It appears, however, that the politician who made the “man on dog” comparison famous isn’t quite done with public service. Santorum was expected to run for president in 2008, though an embarrassing defeat made that impossible, but now he’s eyeing a gubernatorial race in 2010.

Say it slowly: Gov. Rick Santorum. Interesting concept, isn’t it?

The former Pennsylvania GOP senator, trounced in his re-election bid last year by seldom-seen Democrat Bob Casey Jr., apparently has grown weary of beating the drums about the ongoing terrorist threat as a senior fellow with the Washington-based Ethics and Public Policy Center.

The American Spectator reported last week that Santorum is seriously mulling a run for governor in 2010, when the race will be wide open. Term limits will force current Gov. Ed Rendell from seeking a third term.

Said one unnamed political adviser in The Spectator item: “Rick is a politician. He loves the competition and the process of running. He’s getting back in and he’s young enough that a gubernatorial run would set him up for greater opportunities politically down the road.”

He’s like a character in a bad horror movie that just won’t go away.

This, apparently, isn’t just idle speculation. Santorum returned to Pennsylvania just a few weeks ago, visiting Lancaster County, according to one local media report, in order to “raise his profile for a potential gubernatorial run.”

Of course, when I say “returned to Pennsylvania,” I mean that literally. Santorum owned property in the state he called home, but he and his family did not live in Pennsylvania at any point in recent years, even during his second term in the Senate. Santorum wasn’t going to win re-election anyway, but Keystone State voters seemed kind of annoyed to have a senator who only visited the state on occasion to campaign.

Indeed, these new rumors about a gubernatorial campaign have brought the questions about Santorum’s residency back to the surface. The Pittsburgh Tribune-Review reported, “[A] Santorum gubernatorial bid is dependent on the Virginia resident being agreeable to actually living in Pennsylvania again. When he was a senator, you may recall, he found that idea abhorrent.”

PennLive was even more direct in its headline: “First he’d have to move back to Pennsylvania.”

Nevertheless, a year ago I thought we wouldn’t have Rick Santorum to kick around anymore. Now, that may no longer be the case.

“santorum”

It’s not just a proper noun anymore.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=santorum

  • I think what the guy in The Spectator meant to say was, “Rick’s a politician. He loves the idea of getting paid to do little more than broadcast his opinion in public venues. He’s young enough that he could get an actual job, but shudders in cold horror at the prospect, preferring to dick the voters and pull down a generous paycheck he never earns”.

  • Clearly, the madman is still in the Sanitorium. He was one of the few jocular jackelopes that I actually enjoyed kicking around—and I know a lot of PA folks who enjoyed it as well. They’re already drooling over the idea of having their favorite punt-dog back within range of a swift kick. One guy I know—a veteran of the Allentown steel mills, refers to him as “red meat for the Red Wing” (referring to his favorite brand of steel-toed safety boot)….

  • Well, if you can say one thing about Santorum, it’s that he certainly is ever the optomist (although some might describe it as delusional). I suppose that in reality, those two terms aren’t necessarily mutually exclusive.

  • “He’s like a character in a bad horror movie that just won’t go away.”

    Ehhhh, I’m thinking herpes is a better analogy.

    This silliness of Ricky running for PA guv could be quickly quashed if someone lets him know his first act as governor can’t be to move the PA state capital to suburban Virginia. That’ll drive a stake through Santorum’s heart right there.

  • Maybe I’m wrong, but I just don’t see Sick Rick’s views on, say, women in the workplace really getting traction, seven hundred years or so after they first entered the public discourse.

    It would be fun to watch him lose again, though I wonder how he’d manage to infuse his “Churchillian” (also: delusional) views about the War on Muslims into a campaign for governor.

  • He’s like a character in a bad horror movie that just won’t go away.

    Hmmm…. Freddie Krueger, Michael Myers, Jason Van Vorhees et al …

  • Pennsylvania politics is very corrupt. It figures that Santorum , who got his start in politics working for State Senator Doyle Corman, while he was still in college, Ricky will feel right at home in Harrisburg. Perhaps, the only way to keep him out of the state house is to clean up state government before he has a chance to run so that he will find it inhospitable.

  • Vincennes said: “Hmmm…. Freddie Krueger, Michael Myers, Jason Van Vorhees et al …”

    You know, I think I would prefer to deal with Freddie Krueger over Rick Santorum. At least Freddie has charisma and a clever wit.

  • Vincennes said: “Hmmm…. Freddie Krueger, Michael Myers, Jason Van Vorhees et al …”

    Oh, and it should be noted that Krueger, Myers, and Vorhees were all much more effective than Santorum at keeping teenagers from having sex…

  • Don’t sell him short; people discounted Richard Nixon too when he lost his senate race after losing against Kennedy. Remember there is lots of room in the republic-thug party for jerks, so why shouldn’t he run? It is where he belongs.

  • All joking aside, the state Democratic party needs to start preparing a strong campaign. Santorum may be a joke, but Gracious at #12 was right to mention Nixon’s experience. We need to put up the strongest possible Democratic candidate, so that the nightmare of a Santorum governorship never, ever becomes a reality.

  • Wonder if he’d still bill the state for his children’s education (via ‘puter) if he had to relocate to PA…

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