Bush’s new abstinence campaign — your tax-dollars at work

The last we heard from the Bush administration’s abstinence-only program, there was a definitive, congressionally-authorized report issued in April*, showing that the initiative doesn’t work. The federal government has spent nearly a decade, and billions of dollars, giving minors inaccurate information about sexual health, all in the hopes of convincing them not to have sex. It’s been a complete bust.

Naturally, therefore, the Bush administration is launching a new public-service campaign promoting — you guessed it — the same abstinence-only policy that administration officials know doesn’t work.

4parents.gov is a government website run by the Department of Health and Human Services that is meant to provide parents with “information” to help “teens make healthy choices.”

But this “information” is not grounded in science. A recent federal report concluded that abstinence-only programs have had “no impacts on rates of sexual abstinence.” Yet the latest public service announcement by 4parents.gov “encourages parents to talk with their kids about waiting to have sex.”

In the ad, various children say that they want their parents to talk to them about sex and tell them to “wait.” Near the end, the narrator says, “Tell your kids you want them to wait ’til they’re married to have sex.”

If the 4parents.gov website promoted in the ads (without our money) sounds familiar, there’s a good reason.

It’s the same site that’s been providing parents with bogus information for years.

A government Web site intended to help parents and teenagers make “smart choices about their health and future” includes inaccurate or misleading information that may alienate some families or prompt riskier behavior, according to a team of medical experts who reviewed the material.

Three physicians and a child psychologist analyzed the Bush administration’s 4Parents.gov Web site and concluded it made many incorrect assertions about condoms, sexual orientation, single-parent households and the dangers of oral sex. […]

Rep. Henry A. Waxman (D-Calif.), a frequent administration critic who solicited the analyses, said the site is the latest example of “the distortion of scientific information” in favor of a conservative ideology focused predominantly on promoting abstinence-until-marriage programs.

“A federally-funded website should present the facts as they are, not as you might wish them to be,” Waxman wrote to Health and Human Services Secretary Mike Leavitt. “It is wrong — and ultimately self-defeating — to sacrifice scientific accuracy in an effort to frighten teens and their parents.”

I know we’re talking about the gang that creates their own reality, but this is ridiculous.

* When the administration “released” the congressionally-authorized report on abstinence in April, they didn’t actually disseminate it. Officials posted the results of the comprehensive study on an administration website late on a Friday afternoon, with no press release and no press advisory.

The administration, in other words, wants to hide the truth about sex ed from students, and then hide the truth about the administration’s failed social experiment from their parents.

And then, six months later, it’s time for a public-service campaign that touts the policy we know doesn’t work. It’s the Bush administration’s approach to public policy in a nutshell, isn’t it?

If our children are having sex, then only sex will have children.

OK, it doesn’t make sense, but neither does this Administration.

  • Well, Bush doesn’t care about empirical evidence or policies that work (like S-CHIP, Plan B, or sex ed)–he only cares about placating his ever shrinking base. Government money is spent with only an eye towards the next election cycle even now when Bush is the lamest of lame ducks.

  • It’s beyond ironic that the gang who campaigned against the mindset of “if it feels good, do it” sets policies and spends money on the exact same principle, only applied to politics.

  • “Abstinence-only” is highly affective and achieves the desired result: it sends a clear message that society is so hung up on sex, that it is willing to lie and put young adults’ health on the line to make the statement that sex is evil.

    Like torture, it isn’t the end justifying the means, but the means itself, holy and irreproachable.

  • Bush, ignoring reality? You don’t say.

    I’m sure his idiotic followers don’t realize that it’s their kids who will suffer from this delusional pack of idiots.

    Good thing Pelosi took impeachment off the table, right?

  • I have an important abstinence-only message for Bush:

    Quit f**cking the rest of America over with your ignorance, ego, and lack of leadership.

  • Hard to top # 6.

    Just another reason why the separation of church and state is important.

  • I second 7’s observation. The public “service” announcement is merely an attempt to push the adultery commandment (number 6 or 7 depending on your count). I was deeply offended that it was allowed to air.

  • How long should gay teens wait until they have sex since the proper marriage starter pistol isn’t available?

    Just curious.

    Not to be nitpicky, but is a state marriage contract good enough to knock the boots, or is a proper religious blessing by God what’s needed to get busy? Just curious if a legal agreement matters this much to the White House or if they are endorsing a religious sacrament with my tax money.

  • Teach teens how to perform oral sex on each other– to completion.

    Can’t get pregnant from that. Significantly reduced risk of other STD’s too. There will be less violence and vandalism too, I predict. Humans are much much more peaceful and docile when they are receiving mind-blowing orgasms on a regular basis.

    Hand out condoms in the classroom. Keep a big fishbowl filled with them at the door, so kids can grab a handful on the way out. Sure, the boys will fill them with water and hang them on the doorknobs, but they’re idiots. Ignore them. The girls (and the more clueful boys) will pay attention and learn how to use them properly.

    Kama Sutra should be required reading in “sex education”. If you’re not learning how to become an excellent lover, what use is it?

    Teach ’em how to masturbate. That’s damned safe. The vibrator and sex-toy industry could get involved… a boondoggle for them! ZERO risk of STD’s too. The Surgeon General should be all over that one.

    Surfing for Porn 101. If high school was like that, I might even have shown up for it.

    But no. We are a nation that was founded by armed ascetic religious fanatics (Happy Thanksgiving!). It appears that they are still in charge of the place.

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