Woody Allen once said, “90 percent of life is just showing up.” For Fred Thompson, that appears to be too much to ask.
Mitt Romney was in Michigan, Colorado, Arizona and Nevada and then went back to Michigan. Rudy Giuliani visited Florida, Michigan, South Carolina, Alabama, Washington and New Hampshire. John McCain went from Michigan to Iowa to New Hampshire.
But where was Fred, as in Fred Thompson?
Besides participating in his first presidential debate in Michigan last Tuesday, Thompson was missing from the campaign trail. The former Tennessee senator and star of NBC’s “Law & Order” was scheduled to be in New Hampshire this weekend, but canceled.
New Hampshire voters noticed. “He’s a late entry. That will probably hurt him,” said Geri Gormley, of Bow, who visited with McCain but remains uncommitted. “We’re grass roots. Candidates come up and pick our brains, one on one. We had (Barack) Obama’s staff come to our door today. That’s good strategy.”
Thompson had arranged to be in Manchester last Friday for a fundraising breakfast with the mayor, but on Thursday afternoon, the campaign cancelled, citing “scheduling conflicts for the senator.”
It’s not that Thompson is completely invisible — he’ll be on Fox News tonight — he just doesn’t seem willing to actually go out and campaign. He claims he wants to be president, but he doesn’t seem to actually like talking to voters.
If there’s any logic behind this campaign strategy, it’s hiding well. It’s almost as if Thompson thinks he’s above this sort of thing.
Keep in mind, this isn’t the first time we’ve seen Thompson simply disappear from the campaign trail. From a report a week after Thompson announced his campaign:
Since Thursday morning, when the tour began, Mr. Thompson has made no more than three campaign stops a day, with long stretches in between. In recent spins through Iowa, he kept a similarly relaxed schedule. Mitt Romney, by comparison, often does six town-hall-style forums a day when in Iowa.
A spokesman for Mr. Thompson said the driving distances in Florida were a factor, and that he would add more impromptu stops later in the campaign.
Next week, his schedule has no public events at all….
Look, I’m not in the habit of giving Republican candidates advice, but I know that running for president is really difficult. Thompson’s competitors are working their tails off, and have been for months. Thompson not only started late, he seems to enjoy taking constant mini-vacations.
It’s a multi-faceted screw-up, which will probably cost Thompson the GOP nomination. By refusing to actually campaign for the job, Thompson a) comes across as a snob; b) reinforces fears that he’s exceedingly lazy; and c) contributes to his gaffe problem, because he doesn’t get any practice answering questions.
Maybe the guy slowly realized that he doesn’t want to be president anyway. That’s the only logical explanation.