Columnist Santorum nearly as bad as Senator Santorum

A year ago, 84% of Philadelphia voters rejected Rick Santorum as their senator. Naturally, the “liberal” Philadelphia Inquirer responded by hiring him as a columnist. (One assumes he’ll refrain from highlighting local issues, considering that he’s lived in Virginia for several years now.)

Often, with political celebrities who become columnists, ghostwriters step in to actually provide the content. But in Santorum’s case, I sincerely believe that the former senator did his own work. How do I know? Because the writing is atrocious.

My new employer … claimed not so long ago that I “inspire contempt” and “have lost my mind” and that my actions bore a remarkable resemblance to Joe McCarthy’s. You know? The namesake of McCarthyism. At the time, I took solace from the implied compliment. At least The Inquirer thought I was making a substantial mark on my generation. Not bad for someone they also called a “doofus.” […]

Most of the great urban daily papers just feign attempts to balance what is invariably a liberal editorial board. George Will or – for years here at The Inquirer – Tom Ferrick was trotted out as the token voice of the great unwashed.

To The Inquirer’s credit, it has recently added the ideologically unpredictable Michael Smerconish, and now this red-state, red-blooded conservative to their team. Good for them. I mean, us!

Oh my. I hope the Inquirer didn’t give the guy too long a contract.

As for the content, Santorum insisted there isn’t nearly enough civility in politics these days. Coming from him, Santorum’s argument seemed rather ironic.

I have heard for years that Americans are disgusted with the polarization of politics. Much of that, it seems to me, is because people take the path of least resistance and join the crowd. That is why blue areas in America are getting bluer and red areas redder. Some have so personalized their contempt for the opposing view that they can no longer view issues with any sense of inquiry or objectivity. Neither is good for American democracy.

For our system to work, we must be able to debate issues civilly and compromise.

I’m all for “civility,” but I’m also fond of consistency.

A year ago at this time, Santorum was comparing Democrats to Nazi appeasers, and insisting that the only thing standing between the United States and some kind of terrorist-based fascism is his re-election. Eight days before the election, Santorum accused Bob Casey of using state pension funds to “aid and abet terrorism and genocide.” Asked for specific examples, Santorum declined.

And now the former senator has a newspaper column in which he can denounce the dangers associated with the “polarization of politics.” No, I don’t understand it, either.

Wow, Thomas’ autobiography seems to have inspired a new genre of writing – the prolonged whine.

  • When a man such as Santorum uses himself as the measure strange and wonderous things may happen, though they may not indeed be good for others. -Kevo

  • It was sure swell of him to take the time to explain who Joe McCarthy was. In case, like, you know, we thought he was Jenny McCarthy’s brother or something.

    Some have so personalized their contempt for the opposing view that they can no longer view issues with any sense of inquiry or objectivity.

    So true, so true. And some then get a newpaper column.

  • Newt Gingrich has been calling for more “civility” in politics as well. This from the a**hole whose picture is in the dictionary next to “incivility.” And now Santorum is saying the same thing.

    When either of them says the occasional good thing about a Democrat, I’ll pay attention. I won’t think they are sincere, but I’ll pay attention.

  • I read it on philly.com yesterday and thought about e-mailing him, but as I think my time’s more valuable than his, I didn’t bother. Hell, the minute and a half or so it took me to read the thing is utterly gone and wasted.

    What an asshat. At least we can all take satisfaction that he’s discharging his bile on a readership that’s going to laugh at him while taking SEPTA into town rather than polluting the Senate with it.

  • Roshambo.

    (grunting and staggering in pain) “Okay, now it’s my turn.”

    “You know, I don’t like this game. Let’s play something else.”

  • Was the Inquirer so desperate that they just wanted a name…any name…that someone had heard of before to be a columnist or was it blackmail because it certainly wasn’t journalistic style or political insight. Whatever, it was a waste of time and money and a pantload of unnecessary weight around the paper’s neck. Is the column called ‘whorin with Santorum’ or ‘the end of reason’?

  • Where did the Philly Inquirer post this — the Satire section?

    Ricky was obviously the Child Left Behind, and it appears it was very much on purpose. The guy has a cheesesteak for a brain.

    In this age of declining newspaper profitability and revenue, I really have to wonder the logic of hiring such a wingnut welfare queen as Rick Santorum. It would be one thing if his writing was passionately partisan, blatantly spiteful or entertainingly nasty, but Ricky is just a bad, incoherent writer. What a waste of birdcage lining.

  • This is going to be the meme now that they think the Dems are going to take over. NOW they want civility (i.e. for Dems to treat them like human beings and not like they treated the Dems when they were in power). WATBs, the whole lot of them.

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