Thursday’s Mini-Report

Today’s edition of quick hits.

* I suspect there are going to be a few folks in DC who find this alarming: “Iran has made important strides toward transparency about its nuclear activities but key questions remain unresolved and it has significantly expanded uranium enrichment, a U.N. report said on Thursday…. The International Atomic Energy Agency said it remained unable to verify Iran was not militarizing enrichment at secret sites still denying inspector visits to anything but the few facilities of its declared civilian atomic energy program. ‘Iran’s cooperation has been reactive rather than proactive,’ IAEA chief Mohamed ElBaradei’s report said. ‘Iran’s active cooperation and full transparency are indispensable for full and prompt implementation of the work plan.'”

* On a related note, the Bush administration has a new National Intelligence Estimate (NIE) on Iran, but they don’t want others to see it. Kevin Drum describes the broader dynamic nicely: “The NIE’s key findings, which are normally released, are being withheld because (a) they contain dissents Dick Cheney doesn’t like, or (b) because they might expose U.S. intelligence capabilities. If you choose (b), I have a subprime loan you might be interested in taking a look at.”

* It’s hard to imagine how this guy keeps his job much longer: “The State Department’s embattled top fraud investigator, who recused himself from probes into Blackwater Worldwide security contractors over conflict of interest charges, has relinquished even more authority but remains at his post, officials said Thursday. In addition to removing himself from all queries related to Blackwater, Inspector General Howard Krongard has given up his role in looking into corruption allegations involving the construction of the new U.S. embassy in Baghdad, State Department spokesman Sean McCormack said.”

* Here’s a Republican sex scandal that might linger a while: “The ‘D.C. Madam’ served a subpoena Tuesday on Sen. David Vitter, R-La., requiring him to testify about his use of the Washington, D.C., escort service federal prosecutors say was a prostitution ring. The subpoena calls on the freshman senator to testify at a federal court hearing Nov. 28 looking into the business operations of the $2 million escort service Deborah Jeane Palfrey operated in the nation’s capital for 13 years…. Vitter declined to say whether he would honor Palfrey’s subpoena or challenge it.”

* And here’s a Republican sex scandal that might not linger at all: “A leading national gay rights advocacy organization is pressuring Sen. Barbara Boxer (D-Calif.), chairwoman of the Senate Ethics Committee, to drop an investigation into allegations of sexual misconduct by Sen. Larry Craig (R-Idaho). As a result, Democrats may question the merits of pushing the embattled Republican out of Congress.” (thanks to reader E.B. for the heads-up)

* Are those lasers on their heads? “How to get Baghdad cars out of the way of diplomatic motorcades? The old answer — an escalation of force beginning with thrown water bottles and ending with rifle fire — clearly isn’t in the cards after Nisour Square. So what’s left to try? The State Department is experimenting with an idea to make the Baghdad streets both safe and stylish. Convoy drivers will be fitted with — yes — laser helmets able to emit a beam of bright light to blind errant and potentially dangerous motorists.”

* Something to consider during tonight’s debate: “According to a November 9 Broadcasting & Cable article, former NBC News anchor Campbell Brown will ‘make her debut’ on CNN as a ‘panelist’ during the November 15 Democratic presidential debate in Las Vegas, moderated by CNN host Wolf Blitzer. Brown, who was hired by CNN in July, is married to Dan Senor, a former adviser for the now-defunct Coalition Provisional Authority in Iraq who is now reportedly serving as an adviser to Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney.”

* Something else to consider during tonight’s debate: “A full-page advertisement in today’s New York Times states that the debate is being sponsored by the ‘clean coal’ industry.”

* You tell ’em, Warren: “For years, Warren Buffett has been urging Congress to keep the federal estate tax. Now, he’s suggesting how the government should use the money: a $1,000 annual tax credit for the 23 million U.S. households with incomes under $20,000. The billionaire investing guru told the Senate Finance Committee that many of those families face a marginal payroll tax rate of 15.3%, higher than the current top rate on capital gains, dividends and carried interest for assets held long term. In contrast, repealing the estate tax would help families of the richest Americans who have seen their wealth take off like a ‘rocket ship’ in the last two decades.”

* I can’t quite figure out why House Minority Leader John Boehner (R-Ohio) cries quite so much.

* Next year, Netroots Nation (the conference formerly known as Yearly Kos) will be in Austin, Texas. I’ve heard good things about Austin.

* I find it disconcerting that Matt Yglesias doesn’t know what the Everglades are.

* AP: “Congress yesterday approved a five-year Head Start bill minus the provision sought by the Bush administration to allow religious groups participating in the preschool program to hire and fire staff members based on religious affiliation. The bill, championed by Senator Edward M. Kennedy of Massachusetts, would expand Head Start to more low-income families, improve teacher qualifications, and take steps to see the program is well run. The House passed it, 381 to 36, and the Senate vote was 95 to 0.”

* And finally, Bill O’Reilly won’t be able to blame secular progressives for this one: “Santas in Australia’s largest city have been told not to use Father Christmas’s traditional ‘ho ho ho’ greeting because it may be offensive to women, it was reported Thursday. Sydney’s Santa Clauses have instead been instructed to say ‘ha ha ha’ instead, the Daily Telegraph reported. One disgruntled Santa told the newspaper a recruitment firm warned him not to use ‘ho ho ho’ because it could frighten children and was too close to ‘ho’, a US slang term for prostitute.”

Anything to add? Consider this an end-of-the-day open thread.

“Santas in Australia’s largest city have been told not to use Father Christmas’s traditional ‘ho ho ho’ greeting because it may be offensive to women, it was reported Thursday.”

So does this mean that Australia is now waging a war on Ho’s?

Sorry, but somebody had to say it. 😉

  • “Santas in Australia’s largest city have been told not to use Father Christmas’s traditional ‘ho ho ho’ greeting […]

    Et tu, Oz-land, contra Christmas?

  • Where can I get one of those laser helmets? I’d er, use it for fun purposes not blinding everyone on my commute… Who developed this thing? Dr Evil?

    “I can’t quite figure out why House Minority Leader John Boehner (R-Ohio) cries quite so much.”
    For starters, if I were named John “Tiny” Boehner, I’d be crying lots, too.

  • Are those lasers on their heads?
    Somehow, shining a blinding light in the eyes of “errant and potentially dangerous motorists” doesn’t strike me as the brightest idea — unless you want to create “errant and potentially dangerous motorists.” Oh yes, pun intended.

  • The HuffPo has a snippet that Lou ” I hate brown people” Dobbs may be considering a presidential run. “Friends of Mr. Dobbs say he is seriously contemplating a race for the first time, although it’s still unlikely.” I though he already was running under his alter ego of Tom Tancredo.

    Boehner’s tearfest shows just how low the Iraq war has sunk. First we did it for our collective safety, then we did it to spread freedom, then we did it to support our troops and now we’re fighting this war for Boehner’s kids (and their kids too.) At least he is no longer kidding his fellow Americans that this has anything to do with the rest of us.

    p.s. John, quit crying — the terrorists can smell fear! Bwahahaha!

  • Dick ‘Dr. Evil’ Cheney – You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have convoy drivers with frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here!

  • On Iran’s nuclear aspirations:

    Maybe they are thinking ahead. I know, that’s not what people do anymore. But what exactly does happen when global warming and dwindling, easily extractable oil reserves dry up? Peak oil, in other words. There is no choice ultimately – we have to get off oil because otherwise it’ll run out. Maybe they are anticipating this. What will happen to the Middle East when alternative energy becomes a necessity, if not to save the planet from ecological disaster, from exhaustion of their main resource and exports? I mean, what will they do?

    Maybe nuclear energy, not bombs, is part of their survival strategy.

    Most unlikely, I admit, but something to think about, especially the what-will-they-do question.

  • Petorado wrote:

    At least he is no longer kidding his fellow Americans that this has anything to do with the rest of us.

    The Republicans have got to do something to put braces on the next ten generations of their descendants and send them all off to college.

  • *** I can’t quite figure out why House Minority Leader John Boehner (R-Ohio) cries quite so much. ***

    I’m going to start calling this guy “Tammie Fae Boehner.” All he needs is a bucket of mascara, and he’s got it. And it’s no wonder he’s crying so much. By the time his kids are old enough, this blasted “Forever War” that HE helped to foist on the republic will be so hard up for soldiers, whoever’s in the WH is going to have to restart the draft.

    Awww—Tammie Fae Boehner’s kids might get drafted and sent to Iraq. Let me get my miniscule violin—and then everyone can ask me if I care….

  • Could it just possibly be that Iran knows better than anyone exactly when their oil will run out? Heaven forbid that they might be taking steps to make sure that they have sources of energy before that day.

    Oh, and Dubai is partnering with MIT to set up an institute, in Dubai, to develop alternative means of energy production.

    While U.S. politicians tell us “Don’t worry – be happy!” other countries are devoting real resources (Some provided by our petrodollars) to make sure that they maintain a monopoly on energy production long after the last drop of oil is wrung from the ground.

    The oil embargo of 1973 provided a stark picture of what happens when our energy supply is simply decreased. Every administration since then is culpable in the result when it finally gets cut off.

    We’ll be beating each other to death with wooden clubs for a rabbit skin while the last politician intones that hydrogen-powered cars are just around the corner.

  • Speaking of the holidays rolling around, I found the perfect gift on the internet for the man in everyone’s life:

    sock for scrotum

    Remember, it does get a bit nippy a lot of places, this time of year.

  • Some of us require a bigger sock than others, though.

    Foolish liberals: Neocons know that a pair of gloves yields ten socks.

  • Swan, everybody does (except for guys who don’t have anybody who cares about them).

    Other kinds of containers make good gifts, too.

    Remember, though, only the just the right girl can give a guy just what he needs to hold his junk during this kind of weather.

  • I just received an email from Democracy for America saying that tonight Democrats in the Senate Judiciary Committee struck retroactive telecom immunity from the proposed law they were working on. Feinstein, who planned to vote against it and instead supported telecom immunity, changed her mind at the last minute. Must have been some kinda’ pressure going on.

    So it’s ready to go to the Senate floor. We’ll see what happens next.

  • Jen Flowers

    What I understand is that Feinstein was planning to vote against the other Democrats on the Judiciary who did not include telecom immunity in the bill. She’d voted before to give the telecoms the immunity that Bush wanted them to have. And yes, a lot of people, particularly in her district, were calling for her head because of her stated intention to vote for immunity. I hadn’t seen the citizen call for her censure. SOMETHING must have gotten to her.

  • Jen, just to conclude and make it clear. Feinstein changed her mind at the last minute and voted with the other Democrats NOT to include telecom immunity in the bill.

  • Boehner cries so much because he’s always just this side of being drunk. He has to drink in the morning to keep from shaking and has several throughout the day just to regulate his blood alcohol content. He functions normally at the BAC of legally drunk. Proof is in a quick blood test. Makes him over emotional and able to cry at the drop of a hat. This is a person who is making laws for the country?

    Where is all of Vitter’s outrage over ‘immoral’ activity now. What happened to “He needs to resign”? Just when he thought it was safe to come out of the darkl…subpoena time. He’s forfeited his right to be in the Senate but doesn’t have the honor or integrity to resign proving he’s just lying about changing because he still can’t do the right thing and get out.

  • Thanks, Anney. Maybe some of the outrage over her recent voting record is sinking in. I’d like to see something similar happening in New York against Schumer.

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