An ‘intimate, clandestine gathering of the secret Federalist Society’

At a black-tie shindig in DC, the Federalist Society, a powerful legal group that has become an influential conservative outlet for legal thinking, celebrated its 25th anniversary. Former solicitor general Ted Olson was the master of ceremonies, and quickly poked fun at liberals’ notion of a shadowy right-wing organization. He welcomed the large audience to an “intimate, clandestine gathering of the secret Federalist Society.”

Of course, with the president of the United States, three Supreme Court justices (Thomas, Scalia, and Alito), a former high court nominee (Bork), and a former Attorney General (Ashcroft) on hand, it’s probably a little late for the Federalist Society to joke about its role as obscure outsider raging against a liberal machine. Indeed, these guys, regrettably, shed the underdog label quite a while ago. As ACLU President Nadine Strossen noted, liberal law professors might still be writing the law review articles, but conservatives are writing the laws.

It’s hardly the most substantive of observations, but I couldn’t help but notice that Clarence Thomas, one of the three sitting high-court justices on hand, doesn’t exactly inspire confidence with his public appearances.

[T]here were signs that Thomas is not a regular on the speaking circuit. “You know, it’s really hard to talk up here when this guy in front of me keeps moving,” Thomas announced early in his speech. He was referring to a television screen on the floor in front of him that was showing his own image — but because nobody but Thomas could see the TV, nobody knew what he was talking about.

“It’s me! I see myself moving around!” Thomas explained, then let out a resonant laugh: “Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!” He continued: “This guy keeps moving around in front of me. Jeez! At any rate, stop looking at this guy in front of me! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! You look at it and think, it’s too much of a good thing!”

A technician covered up the offending screen with a black cloth.

Thomas, who is well known for not saying a word during 16 years of oral arguments, probably should start bringing his reticence on the road with him.

For what it’s worth, Bush spent some time lamenting the fact that the Senate doesn’t let him stack the federal courts with more Federalist Society members.

Most of Bush’s remarks Thursday night attacked the Senate confirmation process as harsh and partisan. “Senate confirmation is part of the Constitution’s checks and balances. But it was never intended to be a license to ruin the good name that a nominee has worked a lifetime to build,” Bush said.

He also said many qualified lawyers had “politely declined” judicial nominations “because of the ugliness, uncertainty and delay that now characterizes the confirmation process.”

Since taking office in 2001, Bush has put 293 new judges on the federal courts, including Roberts and Alito on the Supreme Court. There are currently 47 vacancies in the federal court system, which has 875 judges. Bush has made nominations for 21 of those 47 seats.

Taking issue with Bush’s comments, Glenn Sugameli, senior judicial counsel for the environmental group Earthjustice said the president had passed over well-qualified moderates for judgeships, instead choosing candidates who were sure to gain opposition.

He cited as an example a vacancy on the 4th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals in Virginia; the White House, he said, passed over five lawyers recommended by Virginia’s senators, Republican John W. Warner and Democrat Jim Webb.

“All too often, President Bush’s previous and current nominees for lifetime federal judgeships have been chosen precisely because their extreme records will reignite ideological battles,” Sugameli said.

Well, at least Bush didn’t say, “It’s me! I see myself moving around!”

“Well, at least Bush didn’t say, “It’s me! I see myself moving around!””

You know he thought it, though.

  • Well, at least Bush didn’t say, “It’s me! I see myself moving around!”

    More likely he just figured it was that impersonator from the press dinner a year or two ago.

  • How many rounds of drinks had been served before it was Thomas’s turn to speak? Frankly, that’s a more plausible explanation than the horrifying prospect of having a justice who’s dumber than a block of wood.

    Though it does call into question the expression “sober as a judge.”

  • Had someone loosed a dozen or so shit-eating pigs at that little soirée the country would already be in better shape.

  • Did this guy Sugameli make those comments on the rostrum at the actual event, with Bush in the room listening to them in person, or was he just commenting after the fact at some other location? I sure hope he was part of the show, it would have been worth billions to watch Bush’s face while he spoke.

  • I want to point out that the Federalist Society rented the entire grand foyer of Union Station for their little shindig. D.C.’s subway as well commuter trains to outer suburbs of Virginia and Maryland are located at Union Station — but we hoi polloi were not permitted to enter last night.

    This means everyone going to the Metro or other trains last night after work had to walk all the way down to an end entrance away from the right-wing glitterati. It was pouring rain, cold and windy – and we regular schmucks were not even allowed to walk under a covered part to the Metro or duck into Union Station because the cops had that all blocked off. We had to walk outside, in the dark and cold, in an area where the taxis wait and jersey barriers proliferate, in the rain.

    Have I mentioned it was also dark and cold? And raining? It was also windy. I’m almost certain a small child was killed – she froze to death because she had to walk in the dark, cold, rainy and windy path. Then, a taxi ran over her.

    I kid. What really happened is that she caught on fire. And several members of the Federalist Society came out, in their tuxes, to light their cigars on her.

    The bastards.

  • It’s probably really uncomfortable for Thomas to be speaking in front of a bunch of white guys he suspects he really is just the token black guy / political cover for, so that’s why little things like the monitor get blamed for his manner– it’s “blaming the racket” but it’s really the experience of speaking in front of a bunch of guys who hate blacks that is messing him up.

  • it’s really the experience of speaking in front of a bunch of guys who hate blacks that is messing him up.

    They couldn’t possibly hate blacks more than he does.

  • A view of what goes on in Clarence Thomas’ head while sitting on the Supreme Court bench and why he doesn’t have the presence of mind to ever ask any questions: ““This guy keeps moving around in front of me. Jeez! At any rate, stop looking at this guy in front of me! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!”

    This is what happens when the focus of cross examination of judicial nominees focuses so much on whether a person says the right things about Roe v. Wade and pubic hairs on coke cans.

  • Oh, federalist-fascists, another kind for my life list…

    Taking a broad view of this topic of fascist corporatist spying on the American people by the Bush gangsters since they stole our Democracy in 2000, here are a few more words:

    Broaden yourself beyond bird-watching and try the exciting new hobby, fascist-watching…

    In the back of the last two issues of The Bird Watcher’s Digest, there were articles that suggested the filling your car’s trunk with a variety of natural history guides, including books on variously, insects, mammals, reptiles, wild flowers, shrubs, trees and even rocks and minerals and geology. All to equip you for any natural history questions of identification or understanding which might come up on your driving bird-watching field trips. The articles were trying to broaden the horizons of many traditional bird-watchers, who often watch only birds, and ignore other life forms.

    This is all well and good, but I have a modest suggestion on how bird-watchers can really broaden their horizons: by getting into the exciting new world of fascist-watching. Fascists have been springing up in 21st century America like wild mushrooms after a heavy spring rainstorm. Actually, fascist-watching is very easy; you don’t need any binoculars, spotting scopes or field guides; you don’t even have to go outdoors at all; you simply turn on your cable or satellite-fed television set and you will see many fascists, squawking and screaming, fussing and fuming, sliming and smearing, jiving and lying. These fascists can be often spotted on three major corporate propaganda channels, Fox, MSNBC and CNN, which masquerade as “news” channels. If you care to go further afield (so to speak) you may visit some of the many so-called “religious” channels, which are mostly just spewing christo-fascist intolerance and hate for any and all that don’t agree with their every pronouncement… If this doesn’t satisfy your urges for fascist-watching, you can always turn to CSPAN most any afternoon and listen to Ms. Dana Perino, the cute new blonde secretary for the fascist Liar-in-Chief, El Supremo Busho.

    As you will soon discover, there are many different kinds of fascists to be seen, beard, identified on television and then added to your “life list.” Christo-fascists, fearmongering-fascists, corporatist-fascists, imperial-fascists, neocon-fascists and war-fascists. Seen ‘em, identify ‘em, collect their images, take some field notes and soon you will be an expert fascist watcher. You may even spot a clucking chickenhawk or two. Then you can give ‘em “the bird”…

  • It sure is good to know that all of those tax cuts have gone towards helping our long suffering wealthy to afford more events like this Royalist —oops— Federalist gathering.

  • Martin wrote:

    They couldn’t possibly hate blacks more than he does.

    I’m sure they could. Ever hear of a black guy attending a Klan cross-burning? Me either, unless they were putting a cross in the guy’s backyard.

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  • You loons are racist and ignorant morons.

    Keep up the rants against Bush and we will own you in 2008.

    Must be horrible getting up each day hating your country, yourselves and your President.
    What will you all do when you wake up and find out you have lost another election and also have lost the House and Senate?

    Blame Bush??? Neocons???? Or YOURSELVES????

    Real America is seeing you nutcases for what you are: Insane hatefilled evil screwballs who would rather see Bush fail than the USA win.

    Well, in case you have not noticed, we are winning.

    I will picture you all sceaming as you realize this, like I did when Kerry lost and Gore lost.

    Now, back to the coming war with Iran

  • cepan; “Real America is seeing you nutcases for what you are: Insane hatefilled evil screwballs who would rather see Bush fail than the USA win. Well, in case you have not noticed, we are winning.”

    Yes, why be swayed by polls? It’s good that you recognize insane hatemongers so easily, and your obvious connection to Real America is so inspiring, one might even believe that you don’t despise the very notion of democracy. What a hero!

  • Ahh, yes, I wonder who’ll note that this number of vacancies is far less than Clinton had, and a much shorter list of nominees?

    Nope, not a word. *sigh*

  • It seems many of the commenters here equate the Federalist Society to Bush and the Neo-Cons. Philosophically, they are very far from each other, but politically they use each other… I will explain more below.

    I am not a member, but I did attend their symposiums for the 3 day Lawyers Convention (I’m not a lawyer either), and the Gala on Thursday night.

    Concerning the Gala… I was not very familiar with Union Station, but I was confused as to why they would pick a busy transportation hub, and not another place… and I would think there would be another place of that size in such a beautiful city with their large and amazing buildings. It was certainly a very nice room. I was shocked to find out on the taxi ride over (from the taxi driver) the mess this event caused DC commuters. I am sorry… I would never do such a thing if I were to organize the event. If its any consolation, my wife and I stood outside for about 20 minutes waiting to get in. We were under semi-cover. Not expecting to be outside, we were not dressed for it, especially my wife in her formal gown. That, of course, hardly makes up for what the commuters had to go through, but rather shows the organizers did not concern themselves with many of the guests, either. At the Gala itself, I didn’t have a good table… the podium was blocked from my view by a giant news-stand type structure in the center of the room. I did walk around it to get a direct view of Bush (instead of on the projector screens around the room), but he was not within dinner-roll throwing distance, and we weren’t given rolls in the first place. I would be very surprised if half that room liked Bush, although I’m sure most like the Justices in attendance.

    From what I know of The Federalist Society, this is my understanding… it was started as a student organization to create conservative and libertarian discussion on law campuses. What Bush and co are doing is not conservative or libertarian, and exactly opposite in fact. I would not disagree with any comments equating Bush to fascism. It seems the FS wanted some press coverage. The FS is still ‘primarily’ a law student organization. It has a student chapter, a faculty chapter, and a lawyers chapter. While the student chapter is still held as its reason for existence, the lawyers chapter certainly has the money and the power. From listening to speeches over the last few days, I would guess this is what happened:
    The FS was created by idealistic law students who wanted to reduce central control of our govt (states rights: federalism, individual rights: libertarianism -> the opposite of fascism) The thing is, these Harvard students’ FS became popular, and due to the ever growing number of lawyers who joined, very powerful. These students grew up, became very powerful, worked in the Reagan Admin, and when the Neo-Cons took over the party, they were swept up in it. I think the neo-cons want to create a police state and make an attempt on taking over the world. The founders of the FS were probably given the choice of joining their cause or be destroyed. Looks like they joined the neo-cons, or at the very least support them for mutual gain (as the neo-cons have so much power now). At least Bush and Giuliani (who spoke the next day at the symposium), talk about state rights and federalism, but unfortunately their actions are quite the opposite. The mutual gain I speak of is that the neo-cons appear small-govt conservative to gain small-govt/conservative support(votes), while the FS gets their conservative people hired (FS lawyers/judges would be into a originalism view of the interpretation of the Constitution.. a very libertarian document).

    If you were to attend the symposiums you would hear a very anti-fascist interpretation of the law. The last panel discussion on Saturday was about the loss of liberties due to the war on terror. There was 4 powerful law-types there discussing 4 different view points. I very much agreed with the ACLU lawyer on the panel (Nadine something) who argued very much against our liberties being taken away. Unfortunately, many of the FS leadership seem to disagree with that… and that they are for an increase in presidential powers during war time. Maybe they don’t see the executive orders Bush writes, maybe they won’t complain until he actually uses them in a ‘national emergency’ that he will probably call, or maybe they drank the kool-aid.

    So in conclusion, do not attack a very anti-fascist organization before you take time to understand what they do. The leadership may have thrown their lot in with an ugly crowd, but most of the thousands of lawyers and students that are members are fighting with all their heart against any increase in federal govt power, and are very much in favor of individual and state rights. I am a lifelong libertarian who keeps his eyes wide open, and I very much enjoyed the exchange of ideas at this 3 day convention to reduce the power of the federal government.

  • I as present for the Justice Thomas speech and I knew exactly what he was talking about! Additionally, I found him to be an extremely personable, down-to-earth type of guy. A rarity these days in DC politics. Finally, no one mentioned how he stayed around for three whole hours signing books (and greeting every single person!). I’m sure he is a very busy man and I was impressed by his humility and stamina…

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