Fran Townsend exits stage right

The mass exodus of the president’s top advisors isn’t quite over yet; Frances Fragos Townsend has decided to cash in on her White House experience and enter the private sector.

Fran Townsend, the leading White House-based terrorism adviser who gave public updates on the extent of the threat to U.S. security, is stepping down after 4 1/2 years. […]

In her handwritten resignation letter to Bush, Townsend wrote, “It is with a profound sense of gratitude that I have decided to take a respite from public service.” White House press secretary Dana Perino said Townsend struggled with the decision, talking about it with the president for months.

In an interview, Townsend said she hates to leave when figures like Osama bin Laden and Al-Qaida’s No. 2 leader, Ayman al-Zawahri, remain at large. “Do I wish that I was going to be standing here when they are captured or killed? Absolutely. But I have no doubt that we will ultimately be successful,” she said.

The transition from homeland-security positions in the administration to deals on K Street is one of the more common moves in DC lately, and I have no doubt that Townsend will be able to land a lucrative deal.

But before she goes, let’s take a moment to consider some of Townsend’s greatest hits. Because, let’s face it, she’s had a few doozies.

Last month, for example, Townsend defended the Bush administration’s “harsh interrogation techniques” during an interview on CNN. She assured Americans that the abuse of detainees stops “if someone becomes cooperative.” (In other words, “We stop torturing when we get what we want out of the suspect.”)

In July, Townsend appeared on NPR to talk about terrorist activities in Iraq. When the host asked if al Qaeda had any capabilities in Iraq before Bush launched his 2003 invasion, Townsend said, “I don’t know — I wasn’t at that briefing.”

Also in July, Townsend told a national television audience that Americans can’t bring shampoo or bottled water on airplanes, but lighters are fine.

Around the same time, Townsend couldn’t explain why the war in Iraq had become a boon for al Qaeda recruitment and fundraising.

And finally, last December, Townsend was on CNN when she delivered one of my favorite lines of all time. CNN White House correspondent Ed Henry noted that, despite Bush’s promises, Osama bin Laden remains a free man. Henry suggested that this should probably be considered a “failure” in the war on terror. Townsend responded, “I’m not sure — it’s a success that hasn’t occurred yet.”

So long, Fran. We hardly knew you.

To hardly know her is to know her well.

  • Guess it explains why she said this in the letter:

    In 1937, the playwright Maxwell Anderson wrote of President George Washington: There are some men who lift the age they inhabit, til all men walk on higher ground in their lifetime.

    Mr. President, you are such a man.

    That one trigged my gag reflex. Bush has lifted the age he inhabits? Where? Onto a waterboard?

    Never have I seen such a collection of people with universally bad judgment, who worked so hard to implement it, and who are unabashedly proud of the damage they’ve done.

  • She wrote: “It is with a profound sense of gratitude that I have decided to take a respite from public service.” I guess she really is happy she’s leaving.

  • Anne, that excerpt proves that fellating the President is only bad when an intern does it.

  • The profound sense of gratitude comes from the fact that she’s grateful to be getting out before the indictments start flowing in to bring the whole Bush administration collapsing around his ears.

    And from us who are profoundly grateful everytime one of Bush’s office wives takes a powder leaving him even more isolated and confused.

  • Her appearance on torture and waterboarding showed me what a cold self serving authoritarian personality she is. Totally lacking in conscience. The WH loses another vicious miniature attack dog whose going to a place where self serving interests reign supreme. She joins those trying to miss the paddy wagon ride the next election may bring.

  • Jen – that line struck me that same way! “I’m so grateful to be leaving” – hee hee.

    I’m also having fun with “You are such a man”, because it sounds so much more teenager-in-love when you change the emphasis from “You are such a man” to “You are such a man.”

    Something’s wrong with these women.

  • Dear Frannie,

    I hate to break one of your favorite fascist bubbles, but Binny has been dead and gone for over five and a half years. He passed away in December 2001 of natural causes and is buried in the mountains of eastern Afghanistan. Of course, the Bush crime, our dear corporate media and some muslims like to keep on “propping up the body” for various self-serving reasons. Go to http://www.whatreallyhappened.com and read up.

    Cheers.

  • Marcy Wheeler over at The Next Hurrah wondered about this resignation also. It really was a money thing, indictments would be coming down soonish or the third, and too me most disturbing idea floated was, Frannie was seen recently having drinks (at I think the Watergate) with Hillary’s senatorial chief of staff. Her statement about stepping out of public service for a while seems to underscore that as well.

  • You know, some women can’t resist a man in uniform.
    Now, throw a codpiece on top of that uniform, and L’il Frannie starts to drool…

  • As the rats desert the sinking ship, and Bush resorts to more ridiculous spinmeisters – Donna Perino comes immediately to mind – his bubble may actually be penetrated and his narcissistic personality may snap. If the cahoneless media ultimately find a stray testicle here or there, or a brain, and push him over the brink on camera, the Dim-Dems might actually put impeachment back on the table. But I’m fantasizing.

    Wouldn’t it be great though to watch the hopefully endless reruns of the incident – on Fox of course?

  • Fran authoried the White House Lessons Learned report on Hurricane Katrina. She omitted any mention of LifeCare Hospitals and their 24 patient deaths. Guess who purchased LifeCare just weeks before Katrina sideswiped New Orleans? The Carlyle Group, just down the street on Pennsylvania Avenue.

    Fran wants to work in risk management for a big investment house. I know one who owes her a favor.

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