This Week in God

First up from the God Machine this week is an unfortunate fundamentalist Christian twist to a conspiracy theory touted by anti-immigration forces.

There’s a major highway, Interstate 35, that stretches from Texas to Minnesota, which , the John Birch Society, Lou Dobbs, Ron Paul, and Tom Tancredo believe is some kind of “NAFTA Superhighway” that will lead to some kind of disaster for American sovereignty. (There is, by the way, no such thing as a NAFTA Superhighway.)

But for the religious right, I-35 has an entirely different significance. Consider this clip from TV preacher Pat Robertson’s 700 Club, by way of my friends at Right Wing Watch.

For those of you who can’t watch clips online, here’s the key excerpt:

A number of Christians have come to believe, because of recent prophecies, dreams, and visions, that I-35 is the highway spoken in Isaiah 35, verse 8: “And a highway will be there, it will be called the way of holiness.”

… [Heartland Ministries’ Hill] believes God has an awesome plan that starts along I-35. “Let’s draw a line in the center of America, set people on fire, get young people saved, get moms and dads saved, get churches on fire, get holy, and watch how it affects the rest of America.”

“What do we expect to see?” [said Cindy Jacob.] “We expect laws to be changed in cities. We expect righteous leaders. We expect a movement, a reformation that will literally sweep the face of the earth.”

Whether this crowd or the North American Union crowd is more annoying remains a matter of opinion.

Other items from The God Machine this week:

* God made him do it: “Richard Roberts told students at Oral Roberts University Wednesday that he did not want to resign as president of the scandal-plagued evangelical school, but he did so because God insisted. God told him on Thanksgiving that he should resign the next day, Roberts told students in the university’s chapel. ‘Every ounce of my flesh said ‘no” to the idea, Roberts said, but he prayed over the decision with his wife and his father, Oral Roberts, and decided to step down.” Well, that plus the near-unanimous opinion of the school’s board of directors.

* Blurring the line between church, state, and football: “The American Civil Liberties Union has accused Clemson head football coach Tommy Bowden of abusing his authority by imposing his religious beliefs on his players, and it has asked the university to discontinue the coach’s practice of strongly recommending that players participate in an annual team visit to a local church.” Apparently, Bowden has been using school buses to transport players to his house of worship — it’s unclear if students who declined faced punishment — but Clemson, a state school, has said the practice will be discontinued. A university spokesperson said the matter “has been resolved.” (thanks to reader R.S. for the tip)

* And in England, former Prime Minister Tony Blair is poised to convert to Roman Catholicism, prompting the NYT’s Geoffrey Wheatcroft to remind Americans that the largely-secular British public doesn’t much care about religion at all: “By contrast with the United States, whose First Amendment prohibits any establishment of religion, there is a Church of England ‘by law established,’ with the queen as its supreme governor. And yet, while polls indicate that nearly half of Americans go to church each week, services of this established church are now regularly attended by fewer than 2 per cent of the English population, while the total for all Christian churches is around 7 per cent. (Islam is another matter: Muslims attending Friday prayers in Great Britain may soon outnumber all churchgoing Christians.) We British not only don’t do God, we are effectively a pagan nation — and that goes for our politicians. Even when England was truly Protestant, that was more in terms of hostility to Catholicism than theological precision or zeal, and to this day the public displays of piety that are normal enough in America would be embarrassing here.”

700 Club’s Answer to ACDC’s Highway to Hell

Seige gay bars, no nekked ladies
Nobody’s gonna slow me down
Like a foot, gonna tap it
Nobody’s gonna mess me ’round
Hey 700 Club! Paid my dues.
Playin’ to my closet dreams
Hey Mama! Look at me
I’m on my way to the promise land

I’m on the highway to hell
Highway to hell
I’m on the highway to hell
Highway to hell

Dont stop me!

  • If they’re so religious, why don’t they consider the reference in Isaiah 35 might be a hint from God than increasing cooperation (or less national sovereignty) between the three nations is okay? Why do they think it’s a prompt to produce more fundamentalist Chrisitians?

    I don’t think that’s really true that there was never really zealous Protestantism in England besides in opposition to Catholicism. If you read about Oliver Cromwell, it seems his rise to power was afloat of a really powerful Protestant religious movement. Also, where do you think the Pilgrims came from? If you read about the English groups that came over here and founded New England, they were very deeply religious (including the Quakers, and so on). The Daniel Boorstin book the Americans excerpts a lot of firsthand sources describing the early settlers of New England and is pretty clear about what type of people they were and why they came here.

  • “First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.” — Mahatma Gandhi

  • Update on the situation at ORU.

    Richard Roberts announced his resignation last Friday evening during Thanksgiving weekend. (He must have taken lessons in media relations from the folks at the Gonzales Justice Department.) The Board of Regents accepted his resignation at their Monday-Tuesday meeting, and on Tuesday evening they announced that a previously unknown donor had pledged $70 million to get the school over their present financial crisis and pay off their debt of over $50 million. The donor is Mart Green of Oklahoma City, a member of the family that owns the Hobby Lobby chain of stores. The pledge is contingent on Green being satisfied that ORU is adopting “good governance practices.”

    All that money was certain to draw metaphoric vultures like sugar draws flies. None other than Pat Robertson (the “crazed TV preacher” that CB refers to so often) has come forward. From the Tulsa World:

    “The televangelist Pat Robertson is adding his spiritual muscle to the growing number of people offering help to Oral Roberts University as the school weathers weeks of controversy, including the resignation of President Richard Roberts.

    In addition to giving money to ORU recently, Robertson has been speaking with the school’s officials, offering his support and expertise on running a Christian university, said George Pearsons, the chairman of ORU’s board of regents.

    “We are pleased to report that Dr. Pat Robertson has contacted members of the board of regents and has expressed interest in exploring options for the future of ORU with Regent University,” Pearsons said. “Dr. Robertson is sending a team on Monday
    to Tulsa to meet with ORU regents and administrative representatives.”

    The local newspaper has had excellent coverage, including disclosure of leaked emails to Richard Roberts from their local political guru, who also happens to be the sister of Lindsay Roberts (Richard’s wife).

    http://www.tulsaworld.com/news/local.aspx

  • Also, I don’t know where he gets this idea that England is a pagan nation- yeah, I know Wicca was invented there in the 1920s and they have some South Asian immigrants, but that’s more about a minority than about the nation.

    It’s encouraging that England can be such a good, moral nation without so much organized religion, isn’t it? And that they have a lower crime rate than us tends to prove the atheist rebuttal that you don’t have to have God to have good an evil. For a non-atheist like me, it is helpful for proving other points I believe in about humanity and ethics that don’t have to do with whether God exists.

  • I’m sick and tired of ALL religious kooks who have given up critical thinking and have outsourced
    their brains to some imaginary God.
    I should like to tell them to go fuck themselves but I think they have inbred once too often already.

  • “prophecies, dreams, and vision.” a wonderfully rational basis for a worldview.

    btw, wasn’t it part of i-35 the collapsed in minneapolis?

  • The letter that Tommy Bowden wrote to the parents of his players is priceless.

    I hope your summer has been going well and that you are looking forward to the upcoming season. As we prepare to begin our preseason training camp I want to address one area with you that has received some recent attention. The area I am referring to is the summer heat and our precautions during our training. I want to ensure you that our medical staff will be monitoring each practice and player to ensure safety and fluid replacement.

    Another item that I wanted to address with you has to do with my personal beliefs. My Christian faith is something that I take seriously, but it is not my position to impose this on someone else. I do think a young man’s spiritual growth should be addressed, but done so in a very personal and private way. Having said this, I strongly recommend attendance at a local church once per year as a team. We will do this during pre-season camp this year. If for whatever reason this creates a concern either for you or your son, please call me at the office or at home so it can be addressed.

    Best wishes,
    Tommy Bowden

    Shorter Bowden.

    Dear parents,
    I’d like to assure that here at Clemson we won’t let your son’s body or soul be depleted. But if you’d prefer to let your son go to hell, let me know.
    Best wishes,
    Tommy Bowden

  • People how believe there’s no NAFTA Superhighway in the works still believe in Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny. Soon when the grow up they’ll find they have to put away childish naivete and realize that they have been lied to for they own good. If you want someone who tells the truth vote Ron Paul.

  • You know, these people use the phrase ‘on fire’ over and over again…’christians ON FIRE, churches ON FIRE, teens ON FIRE…

    I hope nobody decides to take them literally.

    Be careful what you PRAY for, folks.

  • Why is it that these so-called fundamentalist Christians are so convinced that everything in the Bible has to be interpreted to be consistent with a bunch of stuff (racism, intolerance for other religions, etc.) that doesn’t even have a text basis in the Bible?

    What would happen if a fundamentalist one day suddenly stumbled across verses in the Bible s/he hadn’t noticed before, like “love your neighbor” or “do unto others as you would have them do unto you” and what if s/he even noticed that the quote was from Jesus? Would the person just take those admonishments at face value, or dig around through the Bible for someting obscure in some obscure corner of the old testament that can be *cough* “interpreted” metaphorically to mean it’s God-recommended to be racist or to spit on poor people? Seems like that’s their modus operandi, actually.

  • So what are the implications of a section of I-35 collapsing? An 8-lane highway bridge across the largest river in the country, a river which starts near the northern border and runs all the way to the Gulf of Mexico?

  • Good question, VOR. I suspect it was Ron Paul supporters that sabotaged the bridge to save us from the imminent Canadian threat to our sovereignty, which can be rebuffed if there are just no roads and we all stay in small Waco-like compounds or live in survivalist shanties like Kazinski.

  • it is the same old crap with these idiots and their adherance to a book of mythology and some mythical being residing in an imaginary paradise. I really think it is just a case of the inmates trying to take over the asylum and I really hope they don’t succeed.

  • One of the things which I thoroughly enjoyed iabout our recent trip to Umbria was the discovery that nearly all Umbrians, though nominally Catholic, thoroughly despise the Church. They’re fiercely anti-clerical and proud of it. A favorite pasta there is Strozzapreti, meaning “priest strangler”. An Italian adage goes “Whenever you see a politician or a priest, throw a rock”.

    I do wish America could grow up, get beyond Santa Claus for grownups.

  • Hallelujah! A highway straight to idiot heaven! Wouldn’t it be just ducky if all these googly-eyed delusionals packed up and took I-35 south, all the way over the border. Let them bless Mexico with their saintly presence. Good riddance.

  • ***get beyond Santa Claus***

    Ed,

    Beware the gun-toting reindeer behind your closed refrigerator door, and the elf with a Bowie knife beneath your stove, when you badmouth THE CLAUS.

    *profuse quantity of maniacal laughter ensues….

  • Not even God can change the bible now. The fanatics have made it impossible. They have made God what he is today…their strong-armed cop….To think I-35 relates to a biblical verse is beyond stupid which speaks volumes of those trying to make it so. I-44 or I-55 etc have no meaning…yet? Pat Robertson is repressed rage in a suit who threatens to kill those who financially disagree with him. What happened to all the donations he collected to help the Katrina Victims? God speaks to these people…Robertson has been wrong saying what God told him …how many times now? btw King James (of KJ Bible fame) was a professed child molester and murderer. Like opium these fanatics don’t care as long as Pat keeps selling them their Christian fix. Emotional depravity at it’s best. The hjoly spirit doesn’t enter to make one speak gibberish but to make one have inspiration, understanding and intelligence which leaves the Robertson crowd out completely.

  • What I am most impressed with about you Steve is that you could actually work toward keeping separation of church/state which involved dealing with the most fanatic of these self-righteous bigots without just a complete hatred for their closed minded stupidity. Growing up with them they came to represent everything I disliked about humanity and I wouldn’t want to live in a country where they ruled. Amazing that you are not bitter from the experience of taking them on. hats off to ya’.

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