Huckabee stakes his claim as God’s own candidate

For years, we’ve heard talk that George W. Bush believes God chose him to be president. The evidence to support this — the assertion, not the deity’s political preference — has always been a little thin, and I haven’t seen any actual Bush quotes to suggest he believes his presidency is the result of divine intervention.

This is not to say Bush doesn’t accept the contention, only that he’s politically aware enough to know not to make such a claim out loud. Mike Huckabee, however, isn’t quite as sharp as Bush.

About a week ago, Jonathan Falwell, son of the infamous TV preacher Jerry Falwell who died earlier this year, reported on Huckabee’s recent appearance at Liberty University, the right-wing school founded by his father. Falwell, in a piece for the conservative NewsMax site, reported, “Mr. Huckabee also said that Divine providence was responsible for his recent surge in the polls in Iowa, as he noted that he is the candidate with much less capital firepower than his rivals.”

Of course, neither Falwell nor NewsMax are reliable sources. Would a major presidential candidate really argue publicly that God is intervening on his behalf in a Republican presidential primary? Wouldn’t that be … a little nutty?

Not for Mike Huckabee.

Huckabee’s religious beliefs are his own business, but it’s not unreasonable to worry about a guy who believes he is literally God’s own candidate.

For those who can’t watch clips online, here’s a transcript of the exchange in Lynchburg.

STUDENT: Recent polls show you surging… What do you attribute this surge to?

HUCKABEE: There’s only one explanation for it, and it’s not a human one. It’s the same power that helped a little boy with two fish and five loaves feed a crowd of five thousand people. (Applause) That’s the only way that our campaign can be doing what it’s doing. And I’m not being facetious nor am I trying to be trite. There literally are thousands of people across this country who are praying that a little will become much, and it has. And it defies all explanation, it has confounded the pundits. And I’m enjoying every minute of them trying to figure it out, and until they look at it, from a, just experience beyond human, they’ll never figure it out. And it’s probably just as well. That’s honestly why it’s happening.

Frankly, this kind of talk isn’t particularly conducive to a healthy democratic process.

Candidates are going to argue that they, and they alone, are the single best person to lead the nation. Occasionally, they’ll even argue that they have stronger character and better morals than their rivals. Fine. But the moment major-party candidates start publicly characterizing themselves as God’s anointed one, we stray from an American system to a theocratic one.

Worse, I really doubt that Huckabee was just pandering for evangelical votes at a right-wing college — by all appearances, Huckabee really believes that his rise in the polls is a result of God’s intervention. His remarks sounded entirely sincere. Indeed, they were almost arrogant and prideful — Huckabee suggested he knows God’s agenda for the Republican Party, and he’s enjoying watching secular reporters who aren’t in on the theological game.

Earlier this week, Huckabee bristled when asked about his opposition to modern biology, lecturing reporters on the irrelevance of his beliefs. But he can’t have it both ways — Huckabee can’t in one breath characterize himself as God’s candidate, and then in the next insist his theological beliefs are off-limits.

Given all of this, the scrutiny needs to be taken up a notch. If Huckabee is running as God’s chosen one, maybe he could offer voters additional details about how he’d combine religion and government power. Does he believe in the Rapture? Would it shape his Middle East policy? As Paul Waldman asked, “If a hurricane threatens the Gulf Coast, will he be asking Americans to ask God to send the hurricane away and instructing FEMA to prepare an emergency response, or only the former?”

Are these questions rude? Probably. Cheeky? Absolutely. But Huckabee opened the door.

Huckabee makes me shudder. It’s the tendency of some religious people to be utterly self-centered, as though everything in the universe is moved by God for their personal benefit or ill, as one’s own personal reward or punishment. I call it “religious narcissism”. It drives me nuts.

  • Pass the Buck Huck would be the perfect Commander-In-Chief of a “theological war,” which he has invisioned.

  • Which, when in the end he loses, we can all point and say “well, looks like God wasn’t quite behind you, huh.”

    Reminds me of the recent Cleveland Browns/Baltimore Ravens football game in Baltimore. Cleveland kicked a last second field goal at the end of regulation to send the game to overtime (which Cleveland eventually won). However, the officials initially got the call wrong and called the kick as being missed. Many of the Baltimore players ran off the filed, but a number of them remained for their post-game prayer on the field. Immediately after their prayer, and while the officials were huddled discussing the kick, a Baltimore radio interviewer went up to two of the Baltimore players who just finished their prayer session, and the players began with their usual “We thank God for this, the misseed field goal, and for allowing us to be victorious in this contest.” But just seconds after these praises to the Almighty thanking him for his intervention on their behalf, you could hear over the radio from the stadium’s PA announcer that the kick was good and that overtime would ensue. The timing was impeccable.

    If there is a God, on all too rare of occassions He does show He has a sense of humor. And justice.

  • “… they’ll never figure it out.”

    Thus spaketh every snake-oil salesman and con artist since some priest in Genesis discovered he could live well without working, and yet be above reproach, by telling a little lie. Even better by lying a lot. People’s need to be lied to gave birth to Santa Claus for grownups, aka religion.

    Italian proverb, doubly applicable in the Huckster’s case: whenever you see a politician or a priest, throw a rock.

  • First of all, I think you are taking a “little” and turning it into “much”. It is not at all unusual for people of faith to attribute good things in their lives to be the result of God’s blessing. When good things happen at my job and I get a raise, I’m thankful. Huckabee just so happens to be running for president, so a good thing happening at his job means for the first time he seems to actually have a chance of getting the Republican nomination. So I say, you are making a big deal out of nothing.

    Secondly, there is a BIG difference between being thankful that God has blessed your hard work, and feeling that you have been annointed by God to lead your nation on a holy quest (see Ahmadinejad, M.)

    Finally, the guy is a baptist minister, so it should surprise approximately zero people that he feels thankful to God for his recent improvement in the standings. I think the question is pointless…he’s running for a job as chief executive, not chief media pollster. Every campaign has a staff of people who are paid to figure out why their candidate went from 4% to 5%, or from 13% down to 12.5%. I’d much rather hear what he would do if elected president than hear him speculate on why people all of a sudden started to notice him.

  • > Mike Huckabee, however, isn’t quite as sharp as Bush.

    Oh my. I’m not sure I ever expected to see that description applied to anyone.

  • If God manipulates polling numbers to make his wishes known then we can assume that God hates the Iraq war since it is so unpopular. God also hates George Bush and Dick Cheney because of their record low poll number with God. And the Democratic Party is God’s party because Dems are polling higher than Republicans. When Democrats prevail next November, I’ll have great relish in bragging that God is Democrat and is punishing Republicans for their evil ways.

  • bubba,

    It’s just that god really hates the Baltimore Ravens…

    Funny story. Especially regarding football who seems to be the biggest offender when it comes to mixing sport, god and for some reason, gambling.

  • There’s only one explanation for it, and it’s not a human one.

    But remember… I only did it for you because you’ve been such a good little boy.

  • Imagine what it would be like in America if we didn’t have a secular constitution, and we didn’t have that First Amendment with its Establishment and Free Exercise clauses. It’s bad enough with them. That wall is crumbling.

    Is anyone else fed up with the way religion is dominating this presidential election campaign?

  • To Hark: Yes, many of us are fed up with the way religion is dominating this election campaign. Many of us are also fed up with religion period and the stupidity of the discourse and the absurd theologies such as Mormonism. But then what could be more absurd than a Theology that argues everyone is born with sin and the big sky daddy sent his only son down to be tortured and maimed in order to “save” us all. Save us from what? And why, if this big sky daddy is powerful enough to create an entire universe and everything in it, why can’t he begat more than one son? And why didn’t he begat a daughter or two and why if he created males first did he give us males a female chromosome? There is nothing about this lunacy called religion to justify any intelligent person to buy it, other than a fear of death.

  • As tempted as I am to add my two cents to this talk about the Ravens (hey – I live in the area and was a longtime Baltimore Colts fan until that fateful night…), that could be as endless as talking politics, so in the interest of keeping this on topic, I will just say that I’m sick of other people’s religions, sick of the religious talk, sick of candidates who want to pander to the religious, but who remember now and then that the demographic has to be broader than that in order to win, sick of this false argument about the war on religion.

    I can’t help but wonder what or who Huckabee will hold responsible for the inevitable tanking he is going to do as the accumulation of the Dumond story, the NIE gibberish begin to affect the polling. Will it be the result of Wayne Dumond sending a missive from hell to remind God what a great guy the Huckster really is?

    I really don’t give a crap what Huckabee believes – but if he wants to inflict those beliefs on others, he needs the pulpit not the presidency.

  • …Divine providence was responsible for his recent surge in the polls in Iowa…

    As petorado was getting at, how is the Almighty supposed to influence an opinion poll? If God could directly sway people’s opinions, then what becomes of free will? Are they people who actually want to believe that they are puppets?

  • To Anne @ #13
    “I can’t help but wonder what or who Huckabee will hold responsible for the inevitable tanking he is going to do …”

    God says: ” Sorry Huck, I’m just not that in to you.”

  • Addison – This is not a case where Huckabee is just thanking God for blessing his hard work. He’s saying directly that God is helping him in the polls. Specifically, he said that it “defies all expectations” and doesn’t even make sense that he’s doing better, and that therefore God is pulling a miracle for him by directly intervening in our election. I don’t see how there is any other interpretation of this. And while I understand why people might thank their god for giving them the ability or opportunity to do something, Huckabee seems to be saying that his god is actually doing the work.

    And frankly, I don’t see how this is anything but the rankest blasphemy. I mean, how is God making this miracle happen? Is he changing people’s minds, in defiance of our freewill? Is he forcing people to tell bad stories about Huckabee’s opponents? I don’t get it. What exactly is this intervention, and how does this not completely betray every explanation I’ve heard on why there is evil in the world? After all, if God can directly intervene in our elections in ways that defy all expectations and can only be attributable to God (as is Huck’s claim), then why can’t he intervene with everything else? Again, I’m not a religious man, but I know blasphemy when I see it.

    Assuming Huck isn’t brought down for other reasons, I suspect he’s going to regret making these kinds of statements.

  • Since Huckabee’s god originatrd in the Mideast, and to our knowledge has never applied for US citizenship, he (Huckabee’s god) isn’t elegible to vote. So I don’t see why we should worry about him influencing the election.

    I do remember reading a short story in Playboy about a presidential candidate who cuts a deal with Satan (the anti-god, not the hockey player). Word of the deal leaks out, so Satan goes on the late night talk show circuit to defuse the uproar. He actually succeeds in getting the poll numbers back up until the candidate is caught up in an unrelared sex scandal. Satan’s own poll numbers look so good that someone muses he would make a good candidate if it wasn’t for the being born in the country requirement, to which Satan responds that he could probably prove that when he was cast out of heaven he landed in what is now New Jersey.

  • Wow the religious bigotry on this site is unparalleled (see R.T.Thaddeus’ comments). I thought we were such a tolerant society. R.T. Thaddeus, you have just called all Christian’s idiots. Since you have such little knowledge of the Good News, I suggest you read up on it a little bit before ascribing lunacy to all its followers.

  • As petorado was getting at, how is the Almighty supposed to influence an opinion poll? If God could directly sway people’s opinions, then what becomes of free will?

    If he can’t then what becomes of omnipotence?

  • oh shut up. he believes in God leave him alone. that’s what people believe in God say. they accredit God for the good things in their life. How come you dont say anything when Kanye says the same thing when he wins an award. When he’s at a Christian college, they talk about christian things. maybe u should fricken read a Bible before you write an article about something you obviously know nothing about. i mean, hes not going to win anyways, get off his back…

  • God is in control even though man likes to think he is. It is like a little ant screamming that he can control the world. God id much bigger than all of us.. He made us and this world. If you dont believe He controls whom are the rulers of this earth, you are sadly mistaken. I for one, believe that Mike Huckabee is annoited by God to become the president. If not this time, sometime in the future. It is a knowledge that runs down deep inside of me.

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