Remember the Cuban Missile Crisis? Not everyone does

The Cuban Missile Crisis is one of those landmark crises of the 20th century that Americans should be familiar with. One need not have been alive in 1962 to appreciate that the world was on the brink of a catastrophic conflict. Indeed, even if someone wasn’t familiar with the historic record, the Cuban Missile Crisis has been the subject of contemporary books and movies.

And yet, the president’s chief spokesperson doesn’t know anything about it.

Still looking for that last-minute Christmas gift for White House press secretary Dana Perino? May we recommend a gift certificate for the forthcoming book on the Cuban Missile Crisis by our colleague Michael Dobbs, “One Minute to Midnight: Kennedy, Khrushchev, and Castro on the Brink of Nuclear War,” due out next summer?

Appearing on National Public Radio’s light-hearted quiz show “Wait, Wait . . . Don’t Tell Me,” which aired over the weekend, Perino got into the spirit of things and told a story about herself that she had previously shared only in private: During a White House briefing, a reporter referred to the Cuban Missile Crisis — and she didn’t know what it was.

“I was panicked a bit because I really don’t know about . . . the Cuban Missile Crisis,” said Perino, who at 35 was born about a decade after the 1962 U.S.-Soviet nuclear showdown. “It had to do with Cuba and missiles, I’m pretty sure.”

So she consulted her best source. “I came home and I asked my husband,” she recalled. “I said, ‘Wasn’t that like the Bay of Pigs thing?’ And he said, ‘Oh, Dana.’ “

The “Bay of Pigs thing”? She’s “pretty sure” the crisis “had to do with Cuba and missiles”? Seriously?

As it happens, I’d argue that this is more than just a minor embarrassment for a senior White House official. The significance of the Cuban Missile Crisis is probably greater now than at any point in the post-Cold War era.

Indeed, the event has been a fairly significant part of the public discourse lately, in part because so many of us wonder what might have happened if a reckless and irresponsible president — say, George W. Bush — had been in office at the time. Just a couple of months ago, Hardball host Chris Matthews touched on this at an event in DC:

Matthews left the throng of Washington A-listers with a parting shot at Cheney: “God help us if we had Cheney during the Cuban missile crisis. We’d all be under a parking lot.”

On a related note, Arthur Schlesinger Jr. wrote an analysis of Bush’s foreign-policy worldview that incorporated a similar assessment.

This is precisely how George W. Bush sees his presidential prerogative: Be silent; I see it, if you don’t. However, both Presidents Harry S. Truman and Dwight D. Eisenhower, veterans of the First World War, explicitly ruled out preventive war against Joseph Stalin’s attempt to dominate Europe. And in the Cuban missile crisis of October 1962, President Kennedy, himself a hero of the Second World War, rejected the recommendations of the Joint Chiefs of Staff for a preventive strike against the Soviet Union in Cuba. (emphasis added)

Who’s willing to argue that Bush and Cheney would reject similar advice about a pre-emptive war now?

Indeed, the contemporary utility of the Cuban Missile Crisis is fairly broad (at least in condemning the current president). As the emergency was unfolding, Kennedy dispatched his Secretary of State to Paris to meet with DeGaulle to discuss the crisis. Before even being shown photographic evidence of Soviet missiles approaching Cuba, DeGaulle waved the pictures off and said, “No, the word of the president of the United States is good enough for me.”

Today, is there a country on the planet that would accept the president’s word on faith when it comes to an international security crisis?

By most standards, JFK was a bit of a “hawk” when it came to foreign policy, but when faced with his greatest challenge, he achieved his greatest triumph by bucking the brass, avoiding a catastrophe, and allowing cooler heads to prevail.

Perino might want to read up on the story — it has a surprising salience 45 years later.

I’ve always thought it would take a near complete ignorance of history (no to mention current events, and an inability to master grade school arithmetic) to be a Republican these days. Seems like that would have to be the only way they could keep a straight face.

  • I don’t know what it is about this country (including many of my relatives). This worship of the military (and by extension the police).

    Just because they wear uniforms and participate in rituals — all designed to inspire our admiration for the their sacrifice and to make them forget their own interests — shouldn’t mean that they are our leaders. The Founding Fathers feared governmental power and went to great lengths to check it and to define ours as a system of governing force subject to civilian control.

    That’s yet another Constitutional role assigned to Bush and personally flushed down the toilet by him: Commander-in-Chief, to Bush, is a military role, not a civilian one. And in his case it’s a pretty weird military role: wearing flight suits stuffed with codpieces and taking orders from Vice President “the Dick” Cheney.

    All this is possible so long as Pelosi forgets about her Constitutional role as well.

  • I still recall watching the movie Thirteen Days just before Bush took office. I remember leaving the theater thinking that if we were to face a crisis of this magnitude with someone like Bush in office we would be in big trouble. I was certainly proven right after September 11.

  • Could someone please show me where we stopped teaching about the Cuban Missile Crisis in our schools? Good grief, I know people who do “traditional” homeschooling by taking their kids to the public library to find “curriculum materials.” There’s all sorts of stuff on this: books, digital copies of magazines and newspapers saved to disc, DVDs and videotapes—someone even found some old film-strips and slides on the subject in an archives box last year.

    I thought it impossible to be so stupid as to know nothing of the Cuban Missile Crisis—but that’s my fault, for not taking into consideration the underlings of “Junior’s” presidency….

  • “Ms. Perino attended the University of Southern Colorado from 1990 – 94 and graduated with a bachelor’s degree in mass communications and a minors in political science..”
    From her GOP bio.

    University of Southern Colorado, you should be embarrassed.

  • But hey….with a president who doesn’t recall being informed about anything and who can’t pronounce words and who is in office to serve “his constituents”, the corporate billionaire club, ….does it really matter what his spokesperson doesn’t know?

    In a neocon world that ridicules science and reason and intelligence in favor of faith and magic and money and sit com one liners…does it really make any difference how ignorant Perino is?

    In a neocon world where the deregulated media indoctrinates us with pap and propaganda so we are no longer an informed citizenry is it any wonder that this president’s spokesperson would rise above it?

    In a neocon world where America is morphing into tyranny and deregulating everything per the Friedman school of free trade….does it matter that they are raping us and the earth for their paltry profit today?

    LL

  • Not only is the whitehouse representative so ignorant that she didn’t have the first clue about the most dangerous moments in world history, she thought that it was funny.

    And this is the party of “security”?

    Jesus God these people should have been removed from office a LONG time ago.

  • “a minors in political science..”

    ms. perino had a minor in political science, and doesn’t know about the cuban missle crisis? what kind of a student was she?

  • That’s astonishing and shameful.

    Next question: Could she find Cuba on a map? Wait, wait, don’t tell me…

    Man, we’re f*cked.

  • It’s not so surprising that a person with a press background wouldn’t have heard of it, though she should know better than to regard her ignorance as a humorous anecdote.

    My memory of what I learned about the missle crisis does not paint Kennedy in such a nice light. My memory of this is that JFK very nearly provoked WWIII, and it was only our good luck that the USSR’s leader backed down. That this was an instance of that dangerous Kennedy machismo that we all know was encouraged in that family.

  • From the CSU-Pueblo (formly known as the U of Southern Colorado) website:

    Colorado State University-Pueblo is a comprehensive state university with an enrollment of more than 4,000 students, including nearly 200 international students. Fully accredited and part of the Colorado State University System, CSU-Pueblo provides relevant professional coursework, superior instruction with a small professor-to-student ratio, and state-of-the-art technology for an ever-changing global economy. Invaluable hands-on experiences prepare CSU-Pueblo graduates for the demands of the modern world.

    Unfortunately for us, preparing their “graduates for the demands of the modern world” doesn’t include a basic working knowledge of contemporary US history.
    Then again, the “modern republican world” doesn’t demand much in the way of knowledge at all.

  • Sadly, getting degree(s) doesn’t mean educated.

    Despite her attractiveness, I’m starting to miss Tony Snow.

  • this is more than just a minor embarrassment for a senior White House official

    It’s a minor embarrassment for all of America. College graduates just aren’t all that bright. This isn’t Perino’s problem or a Republican problem.

  • Mama stormed into a conference with sonny’s history teacher. The idea, she shrilled, asking him questions about events that happened before he was even born!

    Or, in Dubyah’s case, born again.

    The “significance” of that particular crisis is that it came rather early on in the odd campaign by the only nation to have used nuclear weapons against civilians to forbid them to those who have not. This is rather like the Slim Pickens character riding the big bomb down in Dr Strangelove. Or like one of those slimeball mass murderers becoming the poster boy for gun control.

    As Pogo say, we have met the enemy and he is us.

  • As an avid listener of “Wait! Wait!”, I was tuned in Saturday morning. I heard Dana Perino introduced and inwardly cringed at having to listen to a Bush mouth-piece on my favorite radio show. As she began to talk, my horror grew. I realized she was nearly my age and just as vapid as the pretty-girls I went to high school with. I immediately understood how Ms. Perino can stand up in front of the national press corps and spout the nonsense she’s told.

    Today I’m a college astronomy instructor. I am constantly amazed by the number of seminal events in human civilization that my students are entirely unaware. Like Steve @ #7, my wife (also an instructor) and I are constantly asking ourselves: “What are these people being taught in K-12 these days? What exactly are students doing in school for 13 years of their life before they arrive at college?” They have little knowledge of history, math, science, philosophy, books, film, and are generally a completely incurious lot. No wonder Bush was elected to two terms. He is their president.

    I’d be curious about the experiences of other educators here. Ed Stephan, any thoughts?

  • This is just standard, widespread, ongoing dumbth (even if one does hope for more from the nation’s leadership.)

    When I came to the US in the 60’s and entered 8th grade, I was astounded by how little American students knew about either World War. (On the other hand, everyone over here seemed horrified at how little I knew or cared about past American presidents.)

  • To Astrogeek and ““What are these people being taught in K-12 these days? What exactly are students doing in school for 13 years of their life before they arrive at college?”

    Learning how to take tests and then taking those (mostly) pointless tests, thanks to NCLB.

  • So apparently the lefty blogosphere doesn’t understand when someone does a COMEDY bit on a COMEDY radio show. Listen to the recording — it’s pretty obvious that she’s kidding.

  • Jeez, a degree in ‘mass communications’ is bad enough, but she didn’t even go to one of the serious mass-comm shools? Southern Colorado? It used to be that one could encourage students to work hard so that they could get into a good school, so they could maybe work in the White House someday. What do we tell them now?

    Even so, with a minor in political science, I would have expected she’d at least seen that Kevin Costner film about it.

  • Q Do you want to address the remarks by President Putin, who said the United States setting up a missile defense shield in Eastern Europe was like the Soviet Union putting missiles in Cuba, setting up a Cuban Missile Crisis?

    MS. PERINO: Well, I think that the historical comparison is not — does not exactly work. What I can say is what President Putin went on to say, which is that the President and President Putin have said that we can work together on this. President Putin said that today, that he believes that there’s a path where the United States and Russia can work to figure out a way to get the system to work in a way that works for both people — for both countries.

  • From someone who lived through the Cuban Missile Crisis. Me. It was a moment of profound urgency and fear, with special church services praying for peace, and asking for wisdom in our elected leaders. Kennedy inadvertly provoked the crisis because in one-on-one meetings with Krushchev the Russian decided Kennedy was a wimp, which is why the Berlin Wall went up. A year later Krushchev thought he could get away with putting missiles in Cuba because don’t forget The US had missiles pointed at the Soviet Union in Turkey. Krushchev thought he ought to have a similar option.

    Yes, Kennedy took a chance with his hard line and quiet backdoor diplomacy – he offered to take the missiles out of Turkey and did. The Soviets backed down. It was win-win. Bush only knows lose-lose, except for his wealthy supporters who always win no matter who loses. There is little doubt in my mind that If Bush had been president in 1962 I wouldn’t be writing this, and the planet would still be mostly uninhabitable and inhospitable to life.

  • Let’s not forget the humiliation Khrushchev dished out to Kennedy before the crisis.

    Had that been Bush, it would have never went down to the wire, he would have bombed the Soviets minutes after arriving on American soil. Then after we looked like Japan circa 1945, he would have been wondering how in the hell they got missiles into Cuba. Jackass.

    Perino has always come across as an attractive, smooth talking idiot. I doubt she knows much about world politics which make her more effective because unlike Scotty and Tony, she seems to believe the garbage she spews.

  • Geeze, Perino comes across as uninformed as…

    every broadcast journalist since Moyers, Cronkite and Brinkley.

    Ask her about hairspray and shoes and I bet she could talk for hours.

  • And maybe it also had something to do with a crisis. Another 20th century event was World War II which took place before I was born. Do you suppose it had something to do with a war, perhaps involving the entire world? I wonder if the II designation has anything to do with that World War I thing. She’s a dope just like her boss.

  • Perino has always come across as an attractive, smooth talking idiot.

    I would have to take serious issue with the “smooth talking” portion of that observation. When I listen to her dissembling it just makes me cringe. She is so obviously spewing bullshit that it’s almost painful to listen to. It wouldn’t surprise me if some day, backed into a corner as she often is, she finally just threw up her hands and said, “You know what? Fuck it. I’m tired of lying for these guys. I’m outta here.” Oh well, I can dream, can’t I?

  • I’m amused by the view that Bush and Cheney are wild-eyed cowboys who certainly would have started WWIII had they been in charge during the Cuban Missile Crisis while JFK was the model of restraint and international diplomacy. Never let the facts get in the way of your politics, I guess.

    A number of historians have concluded that JFK engaged in reckless brinkmanship during the stand-off, spurred in no small party because (1) he resented that Kruschev regarded him as a weak-willed greenhorn and (2) he was still smarting over the Bay of Pigs fiasco. By all accounts, JFK was ready to engage the Soviets in open conflict if need be in order to prevent the arrival of the missiles in Cuba.

    The Cuban Missile Crisis was averted not because JFK was a master diplomat but rather because Khrushchev was a empty blow-hard who blinked when JFK refused to back down. Had Kruschev not backed down, there is every reason that the U.S. and the Soviet Union would have come to blows and that the conflict would have quickly escalated. To his credit, JKF was willing to initiate a preventive war and engage the Soviets in order to deny the Soviet’s the strategic advantage which they sought.

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