Baghdad: a shining city on a hill?

We learned two weeks ago that an American company is moving forward with a half-billion dollar project: the Baghdad Zoo and Entertainment Experience, a “massive American-style amusement park that will feature a skateboard park, rides, a concert theatre and a museum. It is being designed by the firm that developed Disneyland.”

Baghdad’s “Entertainment Experience” will reportedly occupy (no pun intended) 50 acres in the heart of downtown, adjacent to the Green Zone. Jonathan Stein raised the point on the minds of many: “Sure. A massive Disneyland-style amusement park, operated for American profit, plunked in the middle of Baghdad — that won’t be a target for hostilities. Not at all.”

As it turns out, other developers are willing to bet on a Baghdad rebound as well.

Forget the rocket attacks, concrete blast walls and lack of a sewer system. Now try to imagine luxury hotels, a shopping center and even condos in the heart of Baghdad.

That’s all part of a five-year development “dream list” — or what some dub an improbable fantasy — to transform the U.S.-protected Green Zone from a walled fortress into a centerpiece for Baghdad’s future.

But the $5 billion plan has the backing of the Pentagon and apparently the interest of some deep pockets in the world of international hotels and development, the lead military liaison for the project told The Associated Press.

For Washington, the driving motivation is to create a “zone of influence” around the new $700 million U.S. Embassy to serve as a kind of high-end buffer for the compound, whose total price tag will reach about $1 billion after all the workers and offices are relocated over the next year.

A Navy captain who led the team that created the development plan said a deal for a new Marriot has already been completed.

There are a couple of concerns associated with these plans. OK, more than a couple.

Clearly, this is part of a long-term gamble. Investors no doubt realize that Baghdad is as deadly a city as exists on earth right now, and there’s no end in sight to the violence. U.S. business interests that are considering Iraq’s future have been led to believe a rebound is inevitable. We’ll see.

But in the interim, even the possibility has driven real estate prices through the roof.

Even now — with violence in Baghdad again creeping up — the faint hints of the development plan have driven up the Green Zone’s already sky-high real estate prices.

Land that a few years ago was going for $60 a square meter on 50-year leases in the zone is now going for up to $1,000 a square meter, American officials say.

Yeah, I’m sure locals are thrilled about Baghdad property they can no longer afford.

For that matter, developers have some logistical problems to consider, such as the absence of any kind of local infrastructure.

“There is no sewer system, no working power system. Everything here is done on generators. No road system repair work. There are no city services other than the minimal amount we provide to get by,” Karnowski said.

Sounds like it might be tough to build a Marriot under those circumstances.

And then, of course, there’s the question of how actual Iraqis in Baghdad might feel about Western-style hotels, condos, and shopping coming in and taking over their downtown. Given that there’s already a wee bit of resentment towards the U.S. now, I can’t help but wonder if this might make matters considerably worse.

Indeed, I’m not even sure why the Pentagon is involved with this in the first place. If the Defense Department is going to take on economic development projects, should basic utilities be higher on the list than this?

Spencer Ackerman concluded that Iraqis “experience shortages of water, electricity, fuel, cooking oil, medical care, security and more. The rise of this hotel compound will drain resources away from a desperate population.”

What could possibly go wrong?

This has got to be a scam or a hoax.

  • If, and this is a HUGE if, there is not much US aid involved in this project then it is very good news for Iraq, the US, and the Bush view of the world.

    I don’t know the details but I expect that there are huge US government subsidies involved.

    If I am putting up $500 million of my own money then I better have a lot of confidence in the project.

    If I am putting up $.0001 million of my own money and the US government is putting up $499.9999 million and letting me have a huge portion of the profits then I will be willing to fund the project even if I don’t have much faith at all in the project..

    So, I am willing to bet that no one is stupid enough to put up a huge chuck of their own money. I am willing to bet that some Bush low level admin person has approved the deal and that the US government will suffer the loss when the project utterly fails.

    Of course, I could be all wrong.

  • For Washington, the driving motivation is to create a “zone of influence” around the new $700 million U.S. Embassy to serve as a kind of high-end buffer for the compound

    What they used to call a human shield?

  • Let’s assume for the moment that the only reason for the Pentagon’s involvement in this proposed development is that it controls the US occupation forces, and that their permission is necessary for any large construction project. If that is the case, then it can only be good news that some private money wants to come to Baghdad and sink a billion dollars or so into Mesopotamialand.

    Of course Mesopotamialand will need reliable power, water, sewers and other infrastructure. The developers have probably thought of that, so I assume that they intend to build it themselves. The Bush administration has proved over and over that it can’t do anything right in Iraq except waste hundreds of billions paying their contractor buddies to build stuff that doesn’t work.

    Since US presence is probably a major cause of the ongoing violence, let’s get out of the way and let Marriott have a try at rebuilding Baghdad. They can’t do any worse over there than the Pentagon has.

    Will I be investing? It’s a gutsy investment that requires great vision, but…I don’t think so.

  • Is this why more than 4,000 American military personnel have died and 1,000,000 Iraqis have died in GW Bush’s illegal invasion and occupation, thousands were tortured, and international laws were violated, to put up a “dream shopping mall”?

    The utter banality of evil is astonishing.

  • The motive is to create more ‘American interests’ to be secured in perpetuity, thus ensuring that the spigot of American suckers(er taxpayers) funds will flow unabated to the heroic independent contractors.

  • Per Neil Wilson’s comments #2

    I would be very interested in knowing if the outside developers are getting grants or loan guarantees to “invest” in this plan. After all, why wouldn’t they agree to have someone else take all the risk while they get all the profit if it works out. And this wouldn’t be the first time the Pentagon/Bush administration has paid money to get favorable press.

  • I’m with you, Michael7… [7]. And the cynic [conspiracy theorist?] in me wants to go one further. Ongoing violence in Iraq means ongoing US military presence, which can guard our new oil. Is it not possible that we’re creating nice big targets for the sole purpose of perpetuating turmoil? Or merely expanding the Green Zone to make more room for the American colonists/imperialists? Either way, it smacks of profit-driven thuggery. It’s like the Iraqis are the new Native Americans.

  • … typical Uncle Sam behavior … now that the ‘kids’ do not come over anymore because the ol’ pervert is losing it, dear ol’ Sam is now trying the old often tested candy method … again … but it will be hard for the Iraqis to let their children return as they would rather that Sammy feed the kids instead of flashing lights in their eyes … some ol’ fool that sammy is if you ‘ax’ me …

  • So why would someone build a mass-market amusement park in what is arguably the highest security, gated neighborhood in the world? How is the average Iraqi even going to get into the Green Zone to drop their hard earned dinars in Walt Hussein World? This will either be the glaring breach of security that will cease to make the Green Zone the Green Zone or no one other than bored Green Zone-ites and their American counterparts will be able to use. That this is even being contemplated makes me lose even more faith in humanity.

  • That’s all part of a five-year development “dream list”…

    Five years is a completely unrealistic amount of time to realize that vision. I’m sure there’s not a person among us who wouldn’t like to see a vibrant and prosperous Baghdad, but at the rate progress is being made, I think they’ll be lucky to have stable power, water, and sewage in five years.

  • Since we are all talking about money and numbers and Baghdad and delusions of the Bush Admin….

    The Bush administration has demonized a country, a citizenry, a culture, a city, and an ancient empire. These are: Iraq and Iraqies, Islam, Baghdad and the Islam Empire.

    Back in the day when Europeans were experiencing the Dark Ages, there was an Islamic Empire which stretched from the Mediterranean to India.

    In 786 Harun al-Rashid became the fifth Caliph of the Abbasid dynasty.

    “He brought culture to his court and tried to establish the intellectual disciplines which at that time were not flourishing in the Arabic world. He had two sons, the eldest was al-Amin while the younger was al-Mamun. Harun died in 809 and there was an armed conflict between the brothers.

    “Al-Mamun won the armed struggle and al-Amin was defeated and killed in 813. Following this, al-Mamun became Caliph and ruled the empire from Baghdad. He continued the patronage of learning started by his father and founded an academy called the House of Wisdom where Greek philosophical and scientific works were translated. He also built up a library of manuscripts, the first major library to be set up since that at Alexandria, collecting important works from Byzantium. In addition to the House of Wisdom, al-Mamun set up observatories in which Muslim astronomers could build on the knowledge acquired by earlier peoples.

    “Al-Khwarizmi and his colleagues the Banu Musa were scholars at the House of Wisdom in Baghdad. Their tasks there involved the translation of Greek scientific manuscripts and they also studied, and wrote on, algebra, geometry and astronomy. Certainly al-Khwarizmi worked under the patronage of Al-Mamun and he dedicated two of his texts to the Caliph. These were his treatise on algebra and his treatise on astronomy. The algebra treatise Hisab al-jabr w’al-muqabala was the most famous and important of all of al-Khwarizmi’s works. It is the title of this text that gives us the word “algebra” and, in a sense that we shall investigate more fully below, it is the first book to be written on algebra…”

    In short, in Baghdad, 1000 years before our Constitution, some Caliph established a House of Wisdom, and a certain al-Khwarizmi created our present day number system (the first to have a zero), and he created algebra. His books on algebra and astronomy were so well written that they served as university textbooks into the 1700’s.

  • Last time I checked Muslims, regardless of sect, hate American Capitalism. Even if the Green Zone was peaceful, this is a magnate for all things extremist. Who in their right mind would ride a roller coaster in Baghdad or more importantly who is going to insure this craziness ?

    Watching Fox News does have consequences, like a bunch of corporate yo-yos believing all is good in Baghdad very soon. Are we commandeering land for American fun parks or are they purchasing it and who is brokering that deal ?

    “Bring your family to Suicide Bomber Park, where the Screamer is a whole new experinece !!”

  • If Iraq had no oil, would we have invaded and occupied their country? Of course not. If they had no oil, would we plan to stay around for 100 years? Would we be building permanent bases? Of course not. Would we be building the largest embassy in the world, at a final cost of $1 billion? Of course not. What in the world is this embassy for, anyway? And would we be talking about this luxury city in the Green Zone? Why would anyone want to go to Baghdad and stay at a luxury hotel? Whatever for? To study their history? Somehow, I doubt the would-be visitors are the kind of people interested in ancient Middle East culture. No, this is all about oil, and looting the Iraqi people of their treasure. One way or another, it’s all about oil. And somehow, the American taxpayer is getting fleeced to get this off the ground, so the investors have little risk themselves. Else why is the Pentagon involved?

    Why would anyone do any of what has been done, or is being dreamed about, if Iraq were nothing but a pile of sand? They wouldn’t.

    Meanwhile, we continue our dependence on fossil fuels and continue heading toward a global warming inferno, while our infrastructure rots away.

    See Thomas Friedman’s latest column in the NYT. Then remember that even Obama plans to invest only $15 billion a year for ten years in alternative energy. It’s far too little over too long a time to do the job. If we can piss away $160 billion in tax rebates to buy trinkets at Wal-Mart, why can’t we put that money into alternative energy? I don’t get it. And why isn’t anybody asking these questions? Just as Bush told us what-me-worry after 9/11, just go out and shop our future away, the Senate, House and administration told us the same thing with this tax rebate nonsense. Don’t worry about the future, just go out and shop.

  • Some people say changing the cabinet around building an amusement park in Iraq is like rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic. That’s not true; this administration isn’t sinking. In fact, this administration is soaring; if anything, it’s like rearranging the deck chairs on the Hindenburg.

  • No doubt the people of Baghdad are dying to shop at the Cheney-Bush Megamall. Condi ‘Miss Supertanker’ and Hillary the Narcissist will make great checkout clerks at the new WalMart. McBush and Bill the P-hound will excel as the greaters. Blackwater can finally rise to its level of competence by nabbing shoplifters.

  • Shop ’til you drop has helped America to ease it’s concerns about unnecessary invasions and made the “war” much easier to accept and deal with. It only stands to reason that the Iraqi’s would feel so much better about themselves and their situation if they could just charge some stuff.

    The U.S. doesn’t do shit like electricity and waterworks and miscellaneous infrastructure anymore. But shopping!!! Now that’s something that America can show the world how to do.

  • Because nothing increases pro-American feeling in an occupied nation like happy talk about where the mall will go while the citizens struggle to afford the gasoline they need to run the generators that pump none-too-clean water into what’s left of their homes.

    This isn’t crazy or stupid, this is evil.

  • Further proof that the Perfumed Princes of Versailles-on-the-Potomac are as out of touch with reality as their forebears at the real Versailles were. Perhaps we’ll get lucky and they’ll meet a similar end.

  • This conversation is clear evidence that we are finished as a civilization. Oh well. The 80’s were fun with lots of great arena rock music. It was a great experiment while it lasted!

  • The good citizens of Baghdad need only to sit back a wait for the coming of Wal Mart where everyday low prices will allow there money to go farther. Who cares if they havae no running water or electricity or working sewers or any kind of working infrastructure. They can go for the day of fun and shopping at the amusement park and mall like they have no cares in the world; only those of being blown up or shot or killed in some other way. Are these developers for real? Or have those Bush supporters become as delusional as this administration. Like orange said this is evil.

  • I think neil wilson (#2) is right in a sense that there have to be significant government incentives for Marriott to get involved. Quite a few cities in US finance some downtown hotels themselves and let a major hotel chain manage them for a portion of the profit. And these cities (e.g. Baltimore) are nowhere close to Baghdad in violence.

  • This is fantastic! I’m sure we can expect New Orleans’ 9th Ward to get it’s Pentagon-backed 50 acre, $5 billion dollar, 5 year developmental dream list to create a “zone of influence” any day now….

  • WTF are these people smoking? No clean running water, not more than a few hours of electricity a day, no trash cleanup or sewage , no jobs, no reliable police departments , no military capable of protecting the citizens.. Streets full of sectarian violence, absolutely no safe havens for the citizens and some fool wants to set up an amusement park and zoo? This has to be one of the most ridiculous things I have read in many a year.

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