Seven questions about Jenna Bush’s wedding?

Bush sat down with reporter Mike Allen yesterday for a Politico/Yahoo interview, billed as the first for a president talking to an online audience. Probably the biggest news in the discussion was Bush’s bizarre comment about giving up golf during the war “to be in solidarity” with grieving families.

I neglected, however, to read the entire transcript of the interview, and notice that the questions were kind of bizarre, too.

Dan Froomkin asked, “Has there ever been a more moronic interview of a president of the United States than the one conducted yesterday by Mike Allen?” After seeing that, I couldn’t imagine what would draw such a sharp rebuke. Allen, after all, was a White House correspondent for the Washington Post and Time magazine, so he presumably knows how to conduct an interview with the president that isn’t “moronic.”

So, I read the transcript. Froomkin has a point. The first seven questions — seven — were about Jenna Bush’s wedding.

OK, I thought, Allen is just lulling the president into a false sense of security. Let him get comfortable talking about his daughter’s wedding, and then put him on the hot seat.

Or not. Froomkin pulled together this non-wedding-related list of Allen’s questions:

“Mr. President, I know you’re going to hate this, but I’m hoping that we may twist your arm and talk about baseball for just a moment. (Laughter.) Mr. President, you’re a Major League Baseball team owner again. Everyone is a free agent. You have a Yankees-like wallet. Who is your first position player? Who’s your pitcher?”

“Now, Mr. President, you and the First Lady appeared on American Idol’s charity show, ‘Idol Gives Back.’ And I wonder who do you think is going to win? Syesha, David Cook, or David Archuleta?”

“All right. Mr. President, who does the better impression, Will Ferrell of you, or Dana Carvey of your father?”

“And speaking of impressions, our friend, Robert Draper, author of ‘Dead Certain,’ said you do a great impression of Dr. Evil from ‘Austin Powers’.”

Allen also asked Bush, “Do you feel that you were misled on Iraq?” That’s not bad at all — except it was a question that came from a Politico reader.

What’s more, Shakesville’s Wolfum noted that Allen was even willing to help Bush out on an uncomfortable subject.

Allen: Mr. President, the one thing we don’t see in here is a computer, and we know that you went cold turkey off email for security reasons. What are you looking forward to when you finally get your computer back?

Bush: Emailing to my buddies. I can remember as governor I stayed in touch with all kinds of people around the country, firing off emails at all times of the day to stay in touch with my pals. One of the things that I will have ended my public service time with is a group of friends, a lot of friends. And I want to stay in touch with them and there’s no better way to communicate with them than through email.

That’s fine, except the question is based on a faulty premise. Allen gave Bush a pass on why he doesn’t use email, saying he has “security reasons.” But that’s not the case at all. In fact, Bush never even cited “security” as an excuse.

The president, rather, actually said, “You know, I don’t email, however. And there’s a reason. I don’t want you reading my personal stuff. There has got to be a certain sense of privacy…. And so I’ve made — I’ve made an easy decision there. I just don’t do it. Which is sad, really, when you think about it.”

In other words, Bush wants to use email like everyone else, but is afraid of subpoenas, FOIA, and the Presidential Records Act. Mike Allen, instead of pressing him on this, creates an excuse for the president that even Bush hadn’t come up with.

Bush doesn’t do too many exclusive interviews. This seems like a wasted opportunity.

When Allen asked the president what kind of tree he’d be if he were a tree, what was the answer?

  • Oh, TR, now you’ve gone and done it. . .

    asked the president what kind of tree he’d be if he were a tree, what was the answer?

    a Lie-lac Bush?

    a pin(head) oak?

    one that’s all nuts? (or maybe one with no nuts at all?)

    Answer 1

  • (I have no idea where that “Answer 1” came from. ghosts in the machine.)

  • Another flop by a member of the MSM. Perhaps one thing to put on our wish list with a new Democratic (hopefully) government is a way to begin a wholesale cleanup of the “Rupertian” monopolies, the corporate control of the media, reestablishment of the fairness doctrine, and finding some way of extending the latter to cable broadcasting. Anemic interviews by spineless pundits, innumerable right-wing babblers on radio and TV, and one-party control of our information systems is just too Orwellian, too Fascist.

  • all of the questions were either vetted by teh bush crew or provided by teh bush crew. for proof, just look at the golf question. teh bush crew had an image they wanted to create and the “questions” were arranged to display bush as warm and fuzzy.

    i’m currently reading rick perlstein’s “nixonland” and am developing a better understanding of how we got here.

  • Steve Doocey interviewed Bush about his daughter’s wedding recently, too (it was the Moment of Zen a few days ago, because Doocey said that after Bush had walked her down the aisle, he’d be able to think to himself, “Mission Accomplished.”

    If the end result of all this is that Mike Allen is regarded the same way as is Doocey or Hugh Hewitt, then maybe some good will have come of it.

  • This can be the only explaination: The real MSM were kidnaped by an evil alien being and replaced by sweaty palmed, ass sniffing, closeted cross dressers from the planet Brown Nose, all with the intent to soften us up for the future invasion by causing the rest of us to be sick and hopefully choke in our own vomit.

  • Allen, as a former White House correspondent for those very SERIOUS establishment publications, must have known the limits for questioning royalty. Else how would he have gotten the interview in the first place.

  • You all miss the point – dur chimpfurher has made sacrifices, BIG sacrifices…

    Bush: Troops give lives, I give up golf
    Wed, 14 May 2008 05:35:17
    President George W. Bush in a post 9/11 appearance US President George W. Bush has revealed the great sacrifice he has made for American troops fighting in Iraq by giving up playing golf.

    Note he did not give up snortin’ whiskey and drinkin’ cocaine at the clubhouse…

  • Bush doesn’t do too many exclusive interviews. This seems like a wasted opportunity.

    It’s not as though a qualified applicant would be permitted to do the interview if Allen hadn’t accepted the honor..

    It reminded me about the complaints of Clarence Thomas….
    The next nominee wasn’t going to be BETTER.
    At least Clarence likes some 1st amendment rights. (He was the swing vote for striking down the Communications Decency Act”)

  • Steve, why do you keep doing stories involving Politico?

    I haven’t seen much from them to believe they are any more credible as journalists as News Corporation.

  • MISSING: Mike Allen’s balls.

    Those were questions you could ask anyone not in politics. What a waste…what a high school interview.

  • Have we really reached the point where only Jon Stewart can conduct a serious and meaningful interview with a political subject?

  • Summary of the substantive part of the interview

    For those who don’t have time or care to read the full thing…

    Q. Price of Oil?
    A. Drill more
    Q. Gax tax holiday?
    A. I’ll consider it
    Q. Climate change?
    A. I’m better than Clinton on it.
    Q. Is it real?
    A. Yeah but India and China are causing it.
    Q. You could’ve done more?
    A. No I did great.
    Q. Pull out of Iraq?
    A. No, it will embolden our enemies.
    Q. You were misled on Iraq?
    A. No, I was disappointed in world Intelligence. Plus Congress voted for it.
    Q. Disasters in Asia?
    A. I asked China to take care of it

  • I assume that the questions were submitted in writing. That’s because it’s difficult to ask questions while you are on your knees with something in your mouth.

  • BuzzMon – homosexual prostitute with fake ID and press credentials jeff gannon/guckert could do it. What inquiring minds want to know is who was he serving on the many mysterious overnights at the White House… and did they do it in Lincoln’s bedroom?

  • I would have asked how his Shakespeares were coming along.

    And his Internets.

    And did he catapult the rice at the wedding?

  • Most of the interviews with Bush seem to be made for that segment of the public that are under the age of 10 and still believe that a President couldn’t be a bad guy. Sort of like that stupid womans magazine and the candidate’s wives cookie recipe. What are these people thinking??

  • Bush concerned about e-mail security? What a joke! If he was really concerned about security he wouldn’t have allowed Rove and others to use RNC e-mail accounts for official business. There is no way that RNC e-mail security is as good as WH security.

    A question the MSM was too polite to ask: Did Jenna Bush practice “abstinence only” before marriage? We can guess that the answer is “no” because if it was “yes” the press would have been touting how virtuous she is and how great the president’s abstinence only policies are.

    Another one we won’t be hearing: “Mr. President, how about making a real sacrifice and asking your daughters or new son-in-law to enlist in the armed forces and fight in Iraq or Afghanistan.”

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