Bill Kristol, the gift that keeps on giving

I suppose we could just ignore Bill Kristol — every Monday, I’d write a short item, saying, “Kristol’s latest NYT column is absurd” — but what fun would that be?

In today’s edition, Kristol notes that Republicans have every reason to be discouraged right now, especially after last week’s third special-election defeat in Mississippi, but Kristol sees three pieces of evidence that suggests John McCain will help the Republicans keep the White House. Encouraging GOP Development #1:

On Tuesday night, while the G.O.P. Congressional candidate was losing in a Mississippi district George Bush carried in 2004 by 25 points, Barack Obama was being trounced in the West Virginia Democratic primary — by 41 points. I can’t find a single recent instance of a candidate who ultimately became his party’s nominee losing a primary by this kind of margin.

The New York Times has a pretty good research department; Kristol might have wanted to check in with them before writing a column for publication about what he “can’t find.”

John McCain, for example, won the Republican nomination this year after losing Kansas by 36 points, Arkansas by 40 points, Colorado by 42 points, and Utah by 83 points. I found this on the election results page of an obscure news source called The New York Times.

Indeed, among Dems, Hillary Clinton has lost several contests by more than 41 points (Obama won 74% or better in Alaska, D.C., Hawaii, Idaho, and Kansas). By Kristol’s logic, therefore, no one can win the Democratic nomination, since no candidate can with the nomination after a lopsided defeat.

Given Kristol’s recent history of obvious factual errors in his printed columns, did it not occur to the Times to consider fact-checking his pieces before they go to print? Kristol has already had to run two corrections, and this should prompt a third. How many more chances does this guy get?

Kristol’s Encouraging GOP Development #2:

On Thursday, the California Supreme Court did precisely what much of the American public doesn’t want judges doing: it made social policy from the bench. With a 4-to-3 majority, the judges chose not to defer to a ballot initiative approved by 61 percent of California voters eight years ago, which defined marriage as between a man and a woman. In 2003, the Massachusetts Supreme Judicial Court redefined marriage in that state, helping to highlight the issues of same-sex marriage and judicial activism for the 2004 presidential campaign. Now the California court has conveniently stepped up to the plate.

This isn’t just wrong; it’s lazy. Slate’s Dahlia Lithwick explained last week:

Let’s stipulate that these gay-marriage decisions inevitably degenerate into cartoonish attacks on the judiciary and — in an election year — even more cartoonish battles over judicial ideology. Every time a state court reads its own constitution and precedent to find a right to gay marriage, the critics always cry activism. They do that before they read the opinion, which means they can do it regardless of what said state constitution and precedents say. If the decision is for gay marriage, it’s activist, and whatever the court did to get there is activism. Once you recognize this fact, you can read today’s opinion (and the instant criticism of the opinion) for what it is: Even though the majority did what it was supposed to do and offered up a rigorous close reading of state law and precedent, it will be defended and also criticized solely in terms of judicial elitism and overreaching. That’s too bad. There’s some pretty interesting law stuff in here. But the only real fight that emerges from today’s Supreme Court decision (all but one of the justices was appointed by a Republican governor, incidentally) is over what makes a judge an activist and who can properly say “nyah, nyah, nyah” come November.

And finally, Kristol’s Encouraging GOP Development #3:

It was also on Thursday that President Bush spoke before Israel’s Knesset. He denounced those who “seem to believe that we should negotiate with the terrorists and radicals, as if some ingenious argument will persuade them they have been wrong all along.” This “foolish delusion,” Bush claimed, yields “the false comfort of appeasement, which has been repeatedly discredited by history.”

If Kristol thinks tying McCain and Bush together on foreign policy is bad news for Obama, he’s just not paying attention.

Note to Times editors: whatever you’re paying this guy, it’s too much.

i’ve noted in the past that the new york times has apparently not read lord keynes’ dictum that “people are entitled to their own opinions but not their own facts.”

in general, the times has told us (through i think okrent, but maybe it was another of our advocates) that op-ed columns, being opinion, aren’t fact-checked. it’s an insane belief, but then again, it’s an insane belief that there is a business reason to have an op-ed page.

i’m no blogging triumphalist, but i’ve said many times that eventually an intelligent publisher (thereby ruling our pinch sulzberger and donald graham) would realize that bloggers produce much more material much more cheaply than overpaid pundits: who the hell buys the times for the op-ed page? why bother with it at all?

  • I found this on the election results page of an obscure news source called The New York Times.

    That’s some good-lookin’ snark.

  • I can’t find a single recent instance of a columnist who ultimately worked for the NYT by being consistently wrong by this kind of margin.

  • Oh, come on now. The New York Times knew perfectly well that Kristol wasn’t a member of the reality-based community when it hired him. His role is to provide the opinion perspective from raving looney community. He’s just doing what comes naturally.

    I think the idea is just that Kristol cleans up better and doesn’t smell as bad as the deinstitutionalized guys the Times editors pass on the streets of Manhattan.

  • Note to Times editors: whatever you’re paying this guy, it’s too much.

    Indeed. Maybe Kristol’s salary is being paid by the Bush administration. Maybe the Times will “break the story” after it’s been going on for a couple of years.

  • Between this column and John McCaine’s fantasy speech, the Republicans seem to be fast approaching Blanche Dubois levels of delusion.

    I can’t figure out whether they all actually believe what they’re saying, are brazenly lieing, or have talked themselves into the lies. Whatever it is, they clearly have left the realms of reality.

  • CB, you have a regular Saturday feature (“This Week in God”), so why not just make “Bill Kristol’s Weekly Absurdity” a regular Monday feature. You can see by now that Bill isn’t going to leave you out on a limb by writing something that isn’t absurd.

  • John McCain, for example, won the Republican nomination this year after losing Kansas by 36 points, Arkansas by 40 points, Colorado by 42 points, and Utah by 83 points. I found this on the election results page of an obscure news source called The New York Times.

    rotfl. Awesome.

    Furthermore, he might have considered that in an average presidential nomination cycle, there are about 3 primaries that are actually contested, and after that everyone knows who the nominee is. Imagine that this year, all 57 50 states will be contested (j/k, we love you Obama), and statistically speaking, it’s very likely some are blowouts. With 3 primaries, especially with more than 2 candidates, you won’t see blowouts.

    So, the bottom line is, there are millions of reasons the current election cycle is historic. Hence, there are a lot of sentences you could write that begin with “No candidate has ever won their party’s nomination after _______ “

  • The Commander Guy – good link. Thanks. I’m surprised this isn’t on the news:

    But without an agreement that includes significant progress toward the release of kidnapped soldier Gilad Shalit, Israel is close to deciding on a large-scale military operation in the Gaza Strip.

  • Just being a total Devil’s Advocate here, since the decision to hire Kristol in the first place was completely stupid, I wouldn’t be surprised if the Times totally screwed the pooch by giving Kristol complete editorial freedom, so he can say whatever he wants and it has to be published word-for-word, provided it reaches whatever his word count range is supposed to be. Furthermore, I’d guess that Kristol’s hubris got the best of him, and since he thinks he’s never wrong, he didn’t think to add that this sort of freedom should also apply to factual inaccuracies. He was probably only concerned with the NYT distorting his message, so all he cared about was that his message was released intact, and that his inability to consider that he might ever be wrong is the only reason the NYT can even offer corrections when he writes something that is provably false.

    Hiring Kristol was a cowardly act, hiring one of the GOP’s biggest apolgists and crybabies to appease the right, even if it means having someone on staff who is clearly not a qualified writer or debater.

  • John McCain is still losing about 25% of the vote in each primary state, without an opponent. Has any nominee not been able to win an election by losing a 1/4 of his parties electorate? Oh wait, John Ashcroft lost to a dead man. Nevermind.

    Oh, and if you look at Intrade McCain is only a 95% chance to win the monination, Rudy Freaking 9u11ni is still at 2.5 %
    And Obama’s at 92.5% with an actual competitor.

    And I’m with Okie, SB, give it a snarky headline and make it a weekly feature and be done with deciding whether it’s post-worthy or not. Stupidity of this magnitude and scale callls out for some serious snark and ridicule on a weekly basis. And be sure to umber them. In a year it’ll be funny as hell to see BillKristol Weekly Asshatery part 101 Redux. Or some-such.

  • When the less than venerable NYT hired Kristol it was the final straw on the camel for me. And for whomever said it above, the columnists there are not subject to fact checking. They are responsible only to the publisher, and Pinch probably doesn’t know a fact from an opinion from a lie if they all bit him in the butt. In any case he doesn’t see the columns before they are published.The current generation of Sulzbergers isn’t responsible for William Saffire, but he wrote fiction as fact for the Times for decades. Kristol, in that sense, is his worthy successor.

    Not only should you have a weekly feature on Kristol’s latest absurdities,you should have some sort of scoreboard to tally his lies, the number of times he’s completely off-base or wrong, and of course the number of times he smears someone by innuendo. Few people have the kind of visceral effect on me that Kristol does when I see his moon face on TV. Perhaps you could score his columns on a scale of one to five moons. With one being only mildly wrong or misleading (like every David Brooks column) and five being a rabidly ideological peon to wrong-headedness or just plain propaganda. I’ll look forward to your efforts.

  • It’s not news that Kristol is *literally* always wrong about everything. If there’s one sure thing in this world, it’s that if Bill Kristol tells you it’s Monday, then it must be fuckin’ Friday. Whoever hired him surely knew this at the time. Thus it must be part of some brilliant mental exercise to derive truth by negation of Kristol’s every utterance.

  • I still, for the life of me, cannot understand why all the media, including left blogs, turned on Hillary Clinton. It’s like Huffington, Kos,and all the blogs are out to prove they are not racist by promoting Obama. And it continues. I don’t need to point out Hillary won all the big states necessary for victory this fall. With Obama at the helm, The Ship Barack Hussein McGovern will sink this fall.

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