McCain tries to steal Dems’ thunder, but ends up all wet

John McCain, for all of his flaws and troubles, has assembled a professional team of advisors and consultants. Most of them are high-priced lobbyists, which, while raising ethical questions, reminds us that this is a crew that knows how to play to win.

And I can probably imagine their thinking going into last night. Barack Obama was poised to deliver a victory speech at the site of the Republican convention before thousands of enthusiastic fans. Hillary Clinton was poised to give a high-profile speech of her own. “I know,” one of McCain’s strategists probably said, “we should put our guy out there, too! Why let Dems have the whole night to themselves? We’ll have McCain deliver a big speech, we’ll put it in prime time, we’ll come up with a green backdrop. The whole thing will be awesome.”

After having watched the speech, I have a hunch those same campaign aides are kicking themselves. This was just awful.

The whole transcript is online, but to fully appreciate how bad the speech was, you really have to watch. On the substance, McCain tried a little too hard to distance himself from Bush — it had a powerful “protest too much” quality to it — while suggesting that he, a Washington insider for the last three decades, is the ideal agent of change.

On the style, McCain was sweating, he couldn’t read his teleprompter, he spoke in front of a slightly nauseating backdrop, and his audience was made up of 200 or so bored Louisianans.

Best of all, the McCain campaign scheduled the speech so poorly that the senator was still talking when the polls closed in South Dakota, and the networks interrupted McCain’s comments to announce that Barack Obama had won the Democratic nomination. In other words, thanks to poor planning, the McCain campaign scheduled a speech for prime time in just such a way to ensure that people wouldn’t hear the end.

This, of course, was in contrast to Obama’s electrifying event in an arena full of supporters.

What an amazing way to kick off the general election phase of the campaign.

Here’s the unintentionally hilarious coverage viewers on MSNBC saw:

And here’s the extraordinarily insightful analysis CNN’s Jeffrey Toobin offered once McCain was done:

Andrew Sullivan and the Huffington Post offer very amusing wrap-ups of various reactions from observers on both sides of the aisle, but no one, of any ideological stripe, seemed to think McCain did anything but hurt himself last night.

Bottom line: McCain has been running on reputation and resume for quite a while. His awkward political skills were easier to mask. But McCain’s difficulties as a candidate are about to get a whole lot more attention, and as of last night, he has a weak pitch, which he’s delivering in a weak way.

As general election campaign kick offs go, this was an inauspicious start for John McCain. I couldn’t be more pleased.

You forgot to mention the deeply creepy smile McCain tacked onto the end of almost every sentence. A couple of times he grinned after descriptions of death and mayhem. It was like watching a reanimated corpse whose synapses weren’t quite firing right.

  • Amen, Maria. As someone said last night, this was definitely Chucky territory.

    And we do not need another “leader” who doesn’t know when it is appropriate or inappropriate to smile when talking about people dying!

  • Yeah, MsJoanne, remember Dubya winking at war widows? God, it makes me cringe even now.

    It’s amazing how many people independently selected the word “creepy” to describe McCain’s smiling. It was just grotesque.

  • Don’t forget how patronizing McLame was towards Obama at the beginning, saying he gave good speeches and then went on to say how unfairly his friend Hillary was treated, IOW, reaching out to her supporters for their votes.

    Jed at http://www.jedreport.com has a 2.5 minute version of the lime green speech. You should definitely check it out!

  • They should really consider hiring someone who knows something about stage lighting.

    Putting someone in front of a bright green background without a good distance between the subject being lit and the BG is tantamount to putting green gels on your lights.

    It doesn’t make the subject look good.

  • I only saw clips this morning and I have to agree with Maria and MsJoanne. The creepy, inappropriate smiling was the biggest thing that stuck out to me. It was like watching somebody speak while they were also just getting familiar with how their face works.

  • wow. Jenner, La. Sounds like a guy selling a career in butchering. Jesus this chit head is toast. How is he a Senator? The applauding 100s ! Wowsers. I see it now. Slaughter. F the gooks!

    WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH OUR COUNTRY? Obama? yes. McCain? My dead grandpa? No? he wins? God help us.

  • “Here’s the unintentionally hilarious coverage viewers on MSNBC saw:”

    I wasn’t expecting Olbermann to pop up to do the honors. I’ll bet he enjoyed pulling the plug on McBush.

  • Whoever came up with idea of the speech, the puke-green backdrop, and Mccain’s attempt at humor should be sent a great big thank-you card from the Obama camp.

  • Remember in 1996 when Clinton was running for reelection and Dole knew he was going to get trounced as early as September, ’96? All Dole could do (when he wasn’t falling off stages) was ask, “Where’s the outrage?”

    I think & hope McCain will also be heading to repeat such losing platitudes as the days and months go on.

  • He was pandering to the Clinton voters who’ve vowed to never vote for Obama, the large portion of Hillary’s base that thought and still think Archie Bunker from All in the Family stood for true democratic ideals such as Harriet Christian and her ilk.

  • I loved that the back drop said “A Leader We Can Believe In”. Sure, you can believe that he is going to be good for America, but that doesn’t make is so. You can believe you had dinner with aliens, too.

  • He’s like the George Romero candidate. I swear he died several weeks ago by the looks of him. The creepy smile, the yellow teeth (jeez, Crest White Strips if you don’t want to spend the money on Bright Smile) , the stroke victim like gestures…all in all I can’t imagine Republicans slept well last night.

    The debates should be incredible…just imagine.

  • I imagine McCain’s presentation will get better as the campaign goes on. There’s too much uberwealthy money at stake for this kind of amateur hour performance to be allowed to continue. While I don’t think there’s that much that can be done — McCain isn’t ever going to be an electrifying speaker, and Dubya has left him with a shit sandwich to sell — still, it won’t go on being this bad.

  • Ageism is as bad as sexism is as bad as racism.
    So I love it when older folks push boundaries.

    Still it is a stubborn fact: McCain looks, acts, and sounds old.
    Like the grandpa you could sneak up on without going on tippy-toes.

    Without even having a younger man on stage for contrast, his age arches over everything else.
    It will be a major issue, and it will help to bury him in November.

    Which is also to say: Walt’s Dole analogy @ 10 gets it quite right.

  • And most amusing, McCain makes this speech on the night he lost to Romney and Ron Paul in Montana!!

  • Star Trek: INSURRECTION. The villain, Amadeus, seeking the fountain of youth, keeps having his facial skin stretched over his noggin to appear young. McCain reminds me of that.

    Also of my X (who still thinks Bush will be vindicated): if it ain’t cliche’, he got nothing to say.

  • I cannot imagine the Hillary “dead-enders” thought THAT was something they could vote for.

    One thing I would like to see is where the alleged dead enders reside. If they are allin NY, CA and IL, then it is but a tempest in a teapot. If they are in MS, OH, or FL, then it matters more.

  • Oddly enough, the networks did Hon. Sen. McCain a huge favor by cutting this off early. I wonder if there is footage of how this thing whimpered to an end.

    Senator McCain has been giving horrible performances similar to this for a month at least, and I can’t help but wonder at the act that they seem to be getting worse (the over-practiced rictus is fairly new, but the over-practiced raised eyebrow start to ostensibly biting sarcasm has been around for awhile. I especially appreciate the whiningly plaintive intonation he lends to any appeal to what passes for reason or compassion in the GOP). If this keeps up, the convention’s back to back Bush->McCain speeches will be truly dumbfounding.

  • All part of the plan. By looking awful, McCain is emphasizing how much better Obama is at giving speeches. As if to say, ‘All Obama can do is give speeches!’

    Voters are just dumb enough to fall for it.

  • jimBob,

    I agree. The Republican’ts will put up money to coach him like they coached W during his debates with Gore. Of course, the earpiece will be back and they will be feeding McCain lines. The only problem might be that McCain might not be able to hear them with his failing hearing. And imagine when McCain shouts out “Let me finish, &%#$!” to his invisible voice.

  • He is like watching an embalmed corpse that is taking out of it’s crypt and given electro shocks to make it talk and move it’s body in spasmodic ways. It is beyond fucking pathetic. And this is what the corporate media and it’s lying polls tries to claim is 50/50 with Obama. You gotta be fucking kidding. Can anyone imagine that 50 percent of the population watching and listening to this embalmed corpse is saying “Yes, yes, this is who and what I want for President of the USA” ? Someone should do this embalmed corpse a favor: put a ‘LIBERAL’ dose of Preparation H all over it and end it’s fucking misery.

  • An undeserved resume and an undeserved reputation are not going to last long in public, no matter how much his tools in the MSM try to hide this. No matter how much you try to tell peoplethat shit doesn’t stink and is in fact Chanel No. 5, it’s like Lincoln said: You can fool all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time.

    He’s going to go down worse than whoever it was who ran against Roosevelt in 1936. (Oh, right, Alf Landon)

  • Creepy was my reaction too. He reminded me of that thing Jon Stewart does at the end of his impersonations of Bush, the creepy chuckle. What is it about these guys? I can’t wait for the debates.

  • “…but no one, of any ideological stripe, seemed to think McCain did anything but hurt himself last night.”

    Not true. I missed the speech, but caught Harold Ford moaning in ecstasy on MSNBC. If Obama’s victory means the end of DLC sycophants, I’ll be one happy Democrat.

  • JimBOB said: I imagine McCain’s presentation will get better as the campaign goes on. There’s too much uberwealthy money at stake for this kind of amateur hour performance to be allowed to continue. While I don’t think there’s that much that can be done — McCain isn’t ever going to be an electrifying speaker, and Dubya has left him with a shit sandwich to sell — still, it won’t go on being this bad.

    Old dogs don’t learn new tricks very well, and this guy has been in his own private bubble for decades, cruising along with nary a close race, ever, except for 2000. I’m pretty sure his legendary foul temper has eliminated all but the yes men from his staff, so all he’s going to hear is that he looks great and that his schtick is workin’.

    Rock on, McNumbnuts.

    Rock. On.

  • What is it about these guys? -Mimikatz

    Improper affect typically indicates psychopathy. I’ve seen nothing from Bush or McCain to sway me from that assessment.

  • The Decider-In-Chief also had very awkward camapign moments, especially in the beginning, and he continues to have problems with the English language. It didn’t stop him from getting into office twice. But he improved over time with enough tutoring, prompting, and electronic gimmics in his ear and under his suit. Of course, the MSM always gave Bush a pass.

    McSame obviously isn’t ready for primetime, but they’ll clean him up, dress him and his backdrop appropriately, and make him look younger. There’s enough money at stake to spend a lot on cosmetics. Don’t count on a knockout in any debates. It won’t matter whether it’s HRC or Obama, either could clean McSame’s clock in a real debate. His handlers will protect McSame with the format rules, and his media claque will make him look and sound good.

    As Bush was kept on a short leash, so will McSame. He’ll go off the reservation periodically, and maybe his temper will do him in at some point, but the theatrics are now cenral to his campaign. No Rethug candidate has attracted the crowds that Obama has and will. That’s where his strength lies, and if Obama can barnstorm his way through the all fifty states, not only the swing states, there could be a tidal wave against the Rethugs that no Rove or rigged voting machines can overcome.

  • I want to go to one of his speeches and start chanting “Four more years!”.

    If get booed down, it means even his fans don’t want four more years.

    If others join, its even better.

  • For anyone interested, here’s my take on it:
    The Shitty-Ass Green Speech

    And for those too busy (lazy) to read it, here was my favorite part:
    McCain’s fighting this game on Obama’s turf and can’t possibly come out ahead. It’s like Kool-Aid trying to beat Coke by telling kids they can make it carbonated by farting in the glass. Sure, you get bubbles, but who wants them?

    Honestly, doesn’t that summarize this whole election?

  • Wow, even mary hasn’t figured out a way to say how this makes Obama look bad.

    Personally, I think this speech should be one of Obama’s next talking points. The dact that the GOP is trying to entice Clinton supporters speaks volumes about the level of their desperation.

    My take on the whole thing is that, during Rove’s heyday, they treated campaigning like professional tag team wrestlers. Break the rules with impunity, and as one person denies rulebreaking, the other does something just as awful. Rope-a-dope on a traqic national scale.Now they’re the ones getting rope-a-doped, but it’s being done, for the most part. The GOP, and McCain in particular, is getting hammered on the facts, getting blasted by his own words and deeds. And the GOP doesn’t know how to handle it, because they don’t know how to “fight fair.” They’ve taken “all’s fair in politics” to be their mantra for so longm because they’ve always been so good at mudslinging. For once, at least for the moment, the mudslinging is not working. AND THEY’VE GOT NOTHING ELSE. Not only that, but the rule breaking is getting at least SOME measure of scrutiny, ala McCain’s staff o’ lobbyists, not to mention breaking laws put forth by the FEC, laws that, once upon a time, McCain championed.

    FWIW, I think McCain is starting to realize he’s being treated by this election cycle as Bob Dole was in 96. The GOP’s more than happy to put him out there THIS year, because they know that the odds were against them anyway. And it’s not like McCain is a REAL Republican, no matter how much he now cozies up to Bush’s policies and pretends he likes ’em. I can almost feel a little sorry for McCain. He can’t run on the platform he used to believe in, and he can’t win on the platform his handlers have thrust upon him…unless the mud finally starts to stick. If they keep throwing and throwing slander and innuendo, rumors of a tape of Michelle Obama doing reallty unAmerican things, reminding voters of Obama’s questionable relationships with divisive figures while trying to ignore your own, and keep pissing off Clinton supporters, maybe they can siphon off enough votes not for McCain to win, per se, but for Obama to lose. And while McCain supposedly doesn’t dig that style of politics, he really really wants to win.

    Like most of you, I don’t think it’s going to work, not without a style of mudslinging that would be reminsicent of the old dumb Arnold Schwarzenegger movie “The Running Man” where they can graphically add Obama’s face to the body of a criminal or madman and peddle it as fact. But the GOP is desperate, cornered-animal desperate. No telling what they’ll try, and no telling what a nation that has plenty of racists looking for a reason, ANY reason, not to vote for the black guy/liberal without looking like a racist/warmonger, will be willing to believe.

  • McCain is speaking now on MSNBC about his town hall proposal, after Obama and Clinton both spoke at AIPAC. I’m amazed at how boring a speaker he is even compared to Clinton, let alone Obama. Expect to hear a lot more of the Clinton campaign’s weird meme that being a great speaker is somehow a bad thing for a president, this time from McCain’s campaign.

  • Jenner, Louisiana? That’s last Spring’s Noosetown, where proto-lynchmob white kids were rewarded while blacks who fought back faced criminal charges. Talk about playing to the base! How about a Historic Sundown Town Tour to kick off the campaign?

  • McCain last night looked like an old wooden marionette made to look like a corpse, but talked like he was in front of some elementary school kids. Obviously, the Repubs are still auditioning for voices and someone to pull the strings.

  • I would remind you not to get too smug about McCain’s supposed shorcomings. I can remember my first impressions of George Bush and laughing at the thought that he might be electable. Boy , was I surprised! When it comes to the American voter and what resonates with him/her , I’m no longer surprised. This is a big Country and with many opinions and only when those opinions go behind the curtain and vote do we really learn about the who we really are. The last time it was “the guy you would want to have beer with” and this time it could be “who would you want to be in a foxhole with”. It’s never over until it’s over.

  • ericfree, you’re thinking of Jena. McCain actually spoke in Kenner. Like New Orleans, only 97 percent whiter and fatter.

  • fillphil said: “I can remember my first impressions of George Bush and laughing at the thought that he might be electable. Boy , was I surprised!

    Nope, you were right at first, and not surprised but cheated.

    BGII wasn’t elected in 2000.

  • There was much to dislike, but I found the smarmy, patronizing tone to be one of the worst. I felt McCain was talking down to Senator Obama and to me. It felt like a bad third-rate right-wing radio talkshow host without the excitement.

    Essentially, he condescendingly lied to me about his record, Obama’s record, and the state of the world.

    He also did it in a way that gave time for Obama to obviously work in a response, and made so many claims that it’s already being easily mocked and refuted. McCain just keeps talking, and it just hurts him more and more.

    I see no way this benefit him, many ways it can hurt him, and if this is his idea of a good speech, Obama is going to mop the floor with him.

  • The more public exposure McCain gets the more he is exposed. The more we see of his nature the less likely anyone will vote for him outside of the 25% that really don’t care what he says or does but mindlessly applaud at the appropriate moment.

    The man has already said and done enough to sink his campaign many times over once it is brought out and scrutinized. From SCHIP and GI bill to MLK day and Iraq confusion this GOP joke does not speak publicly well at all, coming across as stupid and phony with a lousy personality. He was just the least embarrassing puppet the neocons could get to run.

    He’s gotten to where his is because people felt sorry for him because he was a POW, and because he married into wealth and could be used to generate more wealth to special interests. His team of lobbyists confirm he is one of the most manipulated men in government and that is really all he’s good for.

    People will get a good look at him hopefully and that is all that needs to happen to defeat him.

  • […] and his audience was made up of 200 or so bored Louisianans — CB

    Ah, but there’s a postscript to that story… 🙂

    Can’t remember where I read it — I think on NYT’s The Caucus, where Katherine Seeley was live-blogging last night — but, apparently, in another example of Repub efficiency and competence, there was a surprising screw-up. McCain finished his speech, the audience left, he started to leave also… only to be met by 150 or so people *coming in*, to hear him. So he went back in and gave an abbreviated version of the same speech.

    I can’t remember when I laughed as hard… And it wasn’t all due to being high on Obama’s breaking the barrier, either.

  • I know what that green backdrop was for: Lucasfilm was supposed to add CGI of legions of stormtroopers in post-production.

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