McCain picks the wrong surrogate on the wrong issue

I have to admit, I found Rudy Giuliani’s presidential campaign enormously entertaining. From the moment he announced I was pretty confident his chances of winning the GOP nomination were about as good as my chances, but he offered humble bloggers like me a seemingly endless supply of mockery material. I was almost sorry to see him go.

Imagine, then, what a pleasant surprise it is to see the McCain campaign decide that Giuliani deserves to be front and center once again.

Rudy is now officially John McCain’s lead crooner when it comes to singing the GOP’s Dems-are-weak-on-terror golden oldie.

On a conference call with reporters just now, Rudy bashed Obama and Dems as weak and “defensive” and unleashed a whole bunch of boilerplate that we’ve been hearing for many years and will hear for many, many more…. You don’t need to know the rest, because it’s just Rudy singing from the same sheet music the Republicans have been using since 2002.

But Rudy’s emergence begs a serious question: How much authority will the national press accord Rudy as a voice on terrorism during the general election?

If we’re really, really lucky, Giuliani will become McCain’s leading surrogate on the issue. Because by any reasonable measure, there are very few figures in public life who are as completely incoherent on counter-terrorism as Rudy Giuliani.

Indeed, the fact that McCain would put Giuliani out there as his voice/attack-dog speaks volumes about his dubious judgment.

First, right off the bat, Giuliani attacked Obama this morning for taking a position that Giuliani himself used to take. Giuliani’s argument, in other words, was effectively, “You can’t trust Obama; he agrees with me.”

Second, maybe the McCain campaign can take a moment to explain why it’s asked Giuliani to be a leading surrogate on counter-terrorism given Giuliani’s humiliating record on the issue?

And finally, if McCain thinks Dems are going to be intimidated by the former mayor, he’s going to be very disappointed.

“Democrats are not going to be lectured to on security by the mayor who failed to learn the lessons of the 1993 attacks, refused to prepare his own city’s first responders for the next attack, urged President Bush to put his corrupt crony in charge of our homeland security, and was too busy lobbying for his foreign clients to join the Iraq Study Group,” DNC spokeswoman Karen Finney said. “Rudy Giuliani, can echo the McCain campaign’s false and misleading attacks, but he can’t change the fact that John McCain is promising four more years of President Bush’s flawed and failed policies on everything from energy security and the economy to the war in Iraq.”

And then there’s Sen. Joe Biden, who offered two of my very favorite moments of 2007 when he went after Giuliani here and here. Now that Giuliani’s is crawling back out into the sun to launch nonsensical attacks, Biden is stepping up once again.

“It’s no surprise that it takes a man with zero national security and foreign policy experience to defend the policies of John McCain and President Bush,” Biden said…. “Sen. McCain insists that Americans must choose between our values and our security. That’s exactly wrong. Our values reinforce our security. Our failure to live up to them has been Al Qaeda’s biggest recruiting tool.” […]

Rudy has no foreign policy experience. His aura of national security experience comes solely from the fact that he hit the political jackpot by being mayor of New York on 9/11. The notion that he has any kind of counter-terrorism expertise is an illusion that flows from the countless pictures and video clips of him striding through the smoke and dust after the attacks.

And the only reason there are so many of those pictures and video clips is because Giuliani overrode the advice of experts and put his emergency response center in the wrong building, leading him to wander around on 9/11, wondering what to do.

McCain wants this guy to be his voice on counter-terrorism? Please don’t throw me in that briar patch….

You have to wonder, after learning that Giuliani was skimming 50% of the money from his GOP fundraising appearances, how much he’s billing McCain for these surrogate efforts.

I imagine his contract reads something like this:

Base rate as surrogate: $1000/hr.
Each mention of 9/11: $500
Each mention of 9/10: $200
Each confusion of Obama/Osama: $1000 (+ 7% gratuity)
Open attacks on Michelle Obama’s patriotism: $1000
Innuendos and dogwhistles: negotiable

  • McCain hauling out Rudy to be his “Democrats don’t understand terrorism” point man just makes me giggle. He was a one issue candidate when he was running and what little credibility he had there crumbled under real scrutiny. McCain sure can pick ’em. If he’s going to make it a habit of calling these sorts of surrogates out for him maybe he should ask George H.W. Bush to come out and talk about good economic policy for a while and Newt Gingrich could talk about family and fidelity. Too bad Nixon isn’t alive. Maybe he could speak to the importance of domestic wire tapping for McCain.

  • Giuliani overrode the advice of experts and put his emergency response center in the wrong building
    You’re referring to WTC7, the 47 story building that 99% of the population doesn’t know fell down around 5pm that same day – due to…(thumbing through my copy of the 911 Commission Report)…well, we don’t know, there’s not a single mention of this skyscraper falling down in the reprt. His bunker was on the 23rd floor – nice bunkering. Oh yeah, and how did he know to leave the safety of his command center/bunker? Did someone tell him in advance the building was coming down? Gee, I wonder…

  • I (heart) Giuliani. I want to see him working for John McCain a lot more. Then the rest of us can relax and let him do our work for us. šŸ˜‰

  • “Our values reinforce our security. Our failure to live up to them has been Al Qaeda’s biggest recruiting tool.ā€

    Joe Biden might ‘talk too much’ and take four pages to say what someone else would say in one sentence (much like me) but that one statement should be repeated endlessly. It is the absolute answer to the Bush ‘we must destroy our liberties in order to save them’ position that so perfectly echoes Joe McCarthy and the pro Vietnam War arguments, not to mention the comments of those who echo the off-key D’Souzaphone.

    Anybody but me remember Pogo’s statement “We have met the enemy and he is us”?

    For that matter, if we could get a revival of THE MANCHURIAN CANDIDATE playing, people might finally get the point that Condon and the filmmakers were trying to make. (The actual “Manchurian Candidate” wasn’t Lawrence Harvey but Angela Lansbury — who was manipulating her own son into shooting his McCarthy-clone father (played wonderfully by James Gregory) so that she — a secret Communist — could ‘grab the falling banner’ and be elected.)

  • Did someone tell him in advance the building was coming down? Gee, I wonder…Heraclitus@4

    Yes. Larry Silverman did.

    Can jet fuel burn hot enough to melt steel girders? Anyone know for sure?

    I know Steve won’t touch this with a ten foot pole. but I still wonder.

  • It takes a special kind of low-info voter to think that Giuliani has any security cred, but fortunately that’s the exact same brand of idiot who will never forgive “the mayor of 9/11” for wearing a dress repeatedly, and with gusto, and letting Donald Trump “molest” him while the cameras rolled.

    Yeah, pick the guy in the dress. He’s your “terrorism expert”.

    LOL!

  • I love the TMP post on how McCain he didn’t know that Giuliani’s 9/11 day behavior meant he had foreign policy experience. Wouldn’t it be lovely to have someone – oh say in the press – confront McCain with that quote. Not holding my breath.

  • heraclitus: RE WTC 7 collapse,

    I read a report by a physicist on the WTC 7 collapse (it was at counterpunch)
    that seemed to debunk the
    explosive demolition theory pretty well.

    If I remember correctly, they argued that
    a beam from one of the collapsing WTC towers speared the
    diesel tank for the UPS of WTC7. The diesel burning did the same job
    on the WTC7 steel strength that jet fuel did on the big towers.

  • You forgot the other famous Biden quote:

    “a noun, a verb and 911”

    That’s my favorite!

    Guiliani is nothing more than a whore………

  • Google it Haik…#7. Those questions have all been answered but there are more questions that the government refuses to answer. You’ll see them and understand why Bush and Cheney could only be interviewed together and not under oath and with no transcript.

    There is so much evidence now available that…the only way to not know is to not want to know that 9/11 was either an inside job or was allowed…which amounts to the same thing.
    So many lies accepted as an explanation it’s insulting to the intelligence. The burning jet fuel and crash at that height could not destroy the terrorists ID cards found in the rubble…what a joke.

  • #6: Yes, I remember Pogo and Walt Kelly fondly. We need ol’ Walt roun’ here agin.

  • Jet-jockey Johnny and Mad Rudy espouse their knowledge and understanding but yet they have absolutely no knowledge of the country they supposedly want to lead. The Constitution, boys…It is the CONSTITUTION….Try reading it sometime. Might open your eyes to just WHY Obama’s stance is what it is and WHY the Supreme Court threw out Bush’s attempt at Fascism. IT IS UNCONSTITUTIONAL to hold the “detainees” in GITMO without due process.
    That document they swore to protect and defend has finally won a big one and the Neo-Cons want to rip her apart again. THE CONSTITUTION OF THE UNITED STATES is the holiest of holies in this country and the Republican boys want to make it a dead piece of paper instead of honoring the living., breathing country it begat. THE CONSTITUTION IS THE HOLIEST OF HOLIES of this country, the basis for everything YOU enjoy and you want to destroy her, to rape her and throw her used and stripped of her beauty and her essernce? That beautiful mother of the country you say you love with that false patriotism wrapping her up in a bloody red, white and blue straight jacket.
    THE CONSTITUTION does NOT care from where those people came – THAT IS THE POINT.
    IT IS THE CONSTITUTION, STUPID.

  • McCain reversing himself on just about everything…. supporting Bush policies while trying to distance himself… using lobbyists whilst reviling them… and now appointing Giuliani… the inference is obvious.

    McCain is deliberately trying to throw the election. It’s some kind of long-distance Republican strategy…. but what???

    It’s driving me crazy, trying to figure it out.

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