Norquist describes Obama as ‘John Kerry with a tan’

Grover Norquist has quite a history of being unhinged. He’s said the Estate Tax is morally equivalent to the Nazi Holocaust; he’s called WWII veterans “anti-American,” and he’s called bipartisanship “another name for date rape.”

But this clown isn’t done pushing the envelope.

Norquist dropped by The Times’ Washington bureau today and, as part of his negative critique of Obama’s liberal stances on economic issues and other matters, he termed the presumptive Democratic presidential nominee “John Kerry with a tan.”

Since Norquist isn’t running for anything, he can get away with such remarks; we doubt McCain will be incorporating the line into his speeches anytime soon.

Greg Sargent responded, “Guess it could have been worse. He could have termed the Illinois Senator ‘John Kerry in blackface.’ Such admirable restraint on Norquist’s part!

Now, the LAT’s Don Frederick noted that Norquist can “get away with such remarks,” presumably because he’s not a candidate and everyone expects lunacy from him anyway. He’ll “get away with” this, just as Norquist got away with the other instances of insane rhetoric, not to mention his role in the Abramoff scandal, which somehow seems to have been largely forgotten.

But I’m going to go ahead and argue that this probably should matter in the context of the presidential campaign, not just because Norquist is using offensive racial language, but also because he’s suddenly best buddies with John McCain.

As recently as a few years ago, McCain and Norquist absolutely hated each other.

[C]onnoisseurs of political enmity have savored the relationship between John McCain and his nemesis, the lobbyist Grover Norquist. A Hollywood-perfect hero/villain pairing, the two men have spewed bile at each other for almost a decade, ever since McCain began touting campaign finance reform, a crusade Norquist abhors. But what began as a policy spat has grown intensely personal. Norquist has regularly denounced McCain as a fraud, a flip-flopper, and, on one occasion, a nut job. The McCain camp, in turn, has condemned Norquist as corrupt, a shill for dictators, and (with just a dose of sarcasm) Jack Abramoff’s gay lover. In a Washington devoid of grand political duels, the mutual hatred of McCain and Norquist has always been refreshing.

That was before McCain decided he wanted to run for president again. McCain cozied up to Norquist starting in 2006, and now they get along swimmingly.

Anti-tax crusader Grover Norquist of Americans for Tax Reform (ATR), who has sharply criticized McCain in the past, says now, “I’m happy.” Norquist still can’t get McCain to sign ATR’s no-new-taxes pledge, but he has the next best thing: video of the candidate promising as much on national television, three times. “With the campaign’s approval,” says Norquist, “we took those three YouTube videos and sent them to everybody and their brother on the planet.”

Now when Norquist convenes his weekly Wednesday strategy meeting at ATR headquarters in Washington, there’s always a McCain campaign representative at the table. Apparently all is forgiven. “He was just voting against Bush in general” is how Norquist explains McCain’s reversal. “I think it was pique.”

So, now that Norquist and McCain are tight, and Norquist is running around talking about Obama’s “tan,” maybe some enterprising young political reporter can ask why McCain would want to be associated with this clown.

I thought John Kerry was John Kerry with a tan. I mean, the guy’s active, he’s outdoors, he windsurfs…

At this late date, I wonder how much of a liability being John Kerry with an anything really is…

  • Norquist has regularly denounced McCain as a fraud, a flip-flopper, and, on one occasion, a nut job. The McCain camp, in turn, has condemned Norquist as corrupt, a shill for dictators, and (with just a dose of sarcasm) Jack Abramoff’s gay lover…

    Sounds like both broken clocks were right, at least once.

    Norquist still can’t get McCain to sign ATR’s no-new-taxes pledge, but he has the next best thing: video of the candidate promising as much on national television, three times.

    I guess Grover thinks that McCain’s word is worth something? He dumber than he looks.

  • Boy, as my mom always said” “Stevio, you are judged by the company you keep!”

    Creeps hang around creeps. How can McCain look at himself in the mirror and shave? I can understand Bushit shaving. He’s always been the same ass hole since he was dropped at birth, but McCain? What the hell happened to this man that he would sell his soul for power. or at least a stab at it. Where does he expect to land once he loses this race? In with the conservatives? The Liberals? Moderates? How about taking a job at that sewage treatment plant that they are going to name after “W”…

  • C’mon, Republicans are all that old desert rat Gabby hayes character in “Blazing Saddles” yelling:

    “The sheriff is a niii-ii-ii-ggg….”

    They’re like the shark that bites off your leg – it’s their nature to be racist assholes.

  • I hope someone, with lots of time on their hands, counts the number of times McCain’s surrogates name-call as opposed to the Obama surrogates. I’d bet it would give Wolf Blitzer a pee ring…

  • You wonder how many ways and with how many words Republicans are going to remind voters this season that Obama is black.

    And the “Blazing Saddles” reference reminds me of another Mel Brooks movie, “Robin Hood: Men in Tights,” in which the character of Ahchoo (played by Dave Chapelle) is appointed the new sheriff of Rottingham at the end of the movie. The crowd asks, “A BLACK SHERIFF?” And Chapelle says, “Hey, it worked in ‘Blazing Saddles’!”

    Sounds like it will work for the United States, too.

  • Does Grover ever transit the Columbus Circle Metro station?

    Cuz the escalators there are very long and quite steep, and it would be a fuukin SHAME if someday he failed safely to negotiate the transit from street level to train level…woonit?

  • As a political pimp, Norquist bottom feeds for a living… I guess that makes him just like the DC Madam without the tits.

  • I always thought Norquist must be a major demon until I saw him on Colbert. Turns out he has a face and figure like Voldemort’s cringing, rat-impersonating dogsbody and a voice like Elmer Fudd.

    So now Grover “No Tax, No Government” Norquist is one of McCain’s economic advisers and Phil “Senator Pork” Gramm is another. That’s not flip-flopping, that’s schizophrenic. Was it Dana Milbank who said McCain is swivelling so fast he’s liable to break a hip?

  • Grover Norquist is a yellow coward who sits in the shadows pulling strings and sucking money from his equally shadowy backers like a bilge pump on the Titanic. He’s also a bald-faced liar in that, far from wanting to shrink government to the size of a bathtub, he absolutely needs government to remain huge, bloated and disfunctional so nobody will be able to interrupt his own enrichment.

    Man, I would love to see this guy try to get a real job based on his actual abilities and live off his salary like the rest of us. He’d starve within a week.

  • Grover is an Intellectually Challenged Fuzzy Blue Muppet who puts on a cape, a helmet, and flies into mailboxes, sidewalks, garbage cans, and rusty old television antennas.

    Norquist Grover makes Intellectually Challenged Fuzzy Blue Muppet Grover look like the founder of MENSA.

    ‘Nuff said….

  • Why is it the wealthy are always anti-tax and the only non wealthy who follow them are just those stupidly voting against their own interests.

    Norquist is scum, responsible for political assassination and murder whose date with death will end badly. Parading him around as a spokesman for anything is downright creepy. He’s about as un-American as you can get and belongs in a banana republic.

  • Norquist is nothing but a Harvard educated economist. We KNOW that you can’t trust those elitist eggheads. He’s also got an MBA from Harvard. Look what happened when the country elected a Harvard educated MBA president: complete disaster. Haven’t we learned our lesson?

  • Norguist, and Karl Rove, both strike me as the type of person who was the butt of jokes and the recipient of well-deserved beatings in grades K-12. They then spend the rest of their lives trying to get even.

  • i think this line was in Americablog, but whoever generated it, it’s awesome.

    Norquist is just Liberace with a wife.

  • Norquist is nothing more than Jack Abramoff without the prison sentence.

    Yet.

  • LOL. There are very few articles that don’t allude to the color of Obama’s skin if they don’t just say it outright.

    I wish the so-called liberal blogs would play the white game for a week, even a day. Just put the description “white man” or “white woman” in front of every white person you mention.

    Maybe then it might become clear how stupid it is describing people by the color of their skin.

  • For people (and I use that term loosely) like Grover Norquist and Ann Coulter, no one can really every pass their purity test. Keeping them in the media limelight is quite probably the biggest advantage the Democrats have this cycle. I think a lot of rank and file republicans find these people embarrassing.

    It only too bad that most American have never heard of him.

  • Give him a bigger microphone. Give him enough rope. The more you talk, Grover, the faster you dig your grave.

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