Bush administration legal arguments shouldn’t resemble Lewis Carroll poems

When a federal appeals court bench, including one of the circuit’s most conservative jurists, openly mocks the Bush administration, you know the government’s position is pretty weak. (thanks to K.Z. for the tip)

In the first case to review the government’s secret evidence for holding a detainee at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, a federal appeals court found that accusations against a Muslim from western China held for more than six years were based on bare and unverifiable claims. The unclassified parts of the decision were released on Monday.

With some derision for the Bush administration’s arguments, a three-judge panel said the government contended that its accusations against the detainee should be accepted as true because they had been repeated in at least three secret documents.

The court compared that to the absurd declaration of a character in the Lewis Carroll poem “The Hunting of the Snark”: “I have said it thrice: What I tell you three times is true.”

“This comes perilously close to suggesting that whatever the government says must be treated as true,” said the panel of the Court of Appeals for the District of Columbia Circuit.

With due respect to the court, which made the right call, I don’t think the Bush administration was “suggesting” that everything officials say should be treated as fact, they insist that everything they say must be treated as fact. Fortunately, this appeals court panel recognized the flaws in this approach.

The case dealt with Huzaifa Parhat, a former fruit peddler and member of the ethnic Uighur Muslim minority in western China, who fled to Afghanistan in 2001 to escape Chinese repression. The classified evidence against him “included assertions that events had ‘reportedly’ occurred and that the connections were ‘said to’ exist, without providing information about the source of such information.”

According to the NYT report, the court concluded that the administration has to release Parhat, transfer him to another country, or “conduct a new military hearing at Guantanamo to determine if he had been properly classified as an enemy combatant.”

The next step, however, may be tricky.

Although the decision was a defeat for the Bush administration, it was unclear what it might mean immediately for Mr. Parhat, a former fruit peddler who in recent years sent a message to his wife that she should remarry because his imprisonment at Guantanamo was like already being dead.

American officials have said that they cannot return Mr. Parhat and 16 other Uighur detainees at Guantanamo to China for fear of mistreatment and that some 100 other countries have refused to accept them.

We can’t detain him, no one wants him — except the Chinese, who will make Parhat even worse off than he is now.

And then, of course, there are Parhat’s fellow detainees.

A lawyer representing other detainees, Marc D. Falkoff, said the evidence against many of the 270 men now at Guantanamo was similar to that in the Parhat case.

“This opinion shows that the government is going to have a hard time defending the military’s decision to detain many of these men,” said Mr. Falkoff, a professor at Northern Illinois University College of Law.

Stay tuned.

Shame on us. Destroying lives of fruit peddlers – we all have blood and shame on our hands. Every. Single. One. Of. Us.

  • I’m sure if some other country did this to hundreds of Americans, we’d say “oh well, that’s life during wartime”. Of course the “war on terror” by definition has no possible end point, which should make the term the object of ridicule, but here in the land of the free it’s considered foolish to question it.

    We’re well into the rabbit hole, and we’re still digging.

  • We give the man a house and plot of land somewhere in the USA, a green card, a nice financial settlement, and ESL classes. Allow him to bring his family here. Apologize profusely and tell him we’ll do everything in our power to make it right, and that we want to show him that the United States of America is a kind and just nation.

    HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA ok no, let’s just keep him locked up forever.

  • “I have said it thrice: What I tell you three times is true.”

    Fortunately, the court didn’t buy it.

    Unfortunately, the Republicans have figured out that this approach (saying it thrice) works beautifully with the media.

    It’s time for the Dems to catch on and coordinate their talking points and repeat them over and over on TV (the difference will be that we’ll be dealing with facts, not falsehoods).

  • I heard from a guy, who heard from some other guy, that somebody or other had made assertions that this guy reportedly had connections that were said to exist at the time. And I mentioned it three times in my report.

    I mean hey, what stronger evidence could you possibly want that this fruit peddler dude is a serious menace to civilized society? Let him go and the next thing you’ll know he’ll be armed with bananas and fruiting down millions of innocent Americans.

    Crankily yours,
    The New York Crank

  • There’s a ranch down in Crawford, Texas, that we could claim through imminent domain and set him up on. If his wife hasn’t remarried yet, we could set her up there too. He’d might have a blast bouncing around in his pickup truck and clearing brush.

  • The judges in question deserve kudos, methinks, for such a fresh and innovative approach to challenging Official Government Policy by invoking Lewis Carroll’s exposing flawed logic with the lines “I have said it thrice:/What I tell you three times is true.”

    (But then again, my own weblog manages to show some creativity when it comes to using allusions to make a point–such as this, in case you need example.)

  • Maybe the Magic Dubya-Ville Mumbo Jumbo could work the other way round. If I put on my Ruby Running Shoes, give Toto the Black Squirrel a whole jar of peanut butter, tap my heels and say “Bush is a Convicted War Criminal Doing Life Without Parole,” then…

    Well, at least it didn’t take a three judge panel of a Federal Court to tell me that it’s not going to work….

  • Heartless destruction of people’s lives and liberty without any remorse or repentance. How can they now even attempt to restore freedom when they have made it impossible for these people to go back to their homes. But Bush sleeps pretty good at night and is happey everyday.

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