Wednesday’s Mini-Report

Today’s edition of quick hits.

* I’ve known Brian for a while, and this is just stunning: “Brian Beutler, a well-known progressive blogger, was shot and seriously injured during a mugging last night in Washington, D.C. One bullet damaged Beutler’s spleen, and he had it removed during surgery this morning at the Washington Hospital Center. He’s expected to make a ‘pre-trauma’ recovery, which is to say, a completely full recovery.”

* A bear market: “Stocks fell in volatile trade on Wednesday as investors worried about the outlook for corporate profits and the toll of record oil prices on automakers’ prospects.”

* Good news in Colombia: “Colombia said its military rescued former presidential candidate Ingrid Betancourt, three U.S. military contractors and 11 other hostages from leftist rebels on Wednesday. Defense Minister Juan Manuel Santos said no one was hurt in the operation in eastern Colombia.”

* I really should be used to it by now, but I was truly amazed to see Fox News stoop this low. Just amazing.

* Interesting: “House oversight committee Chairman Henry Waxman says the Bush Administration knew about the September 2007 deal that Texas-based Hunt Oil struck with Kurdish officials in Iraq. That contradicts what President Bush said at the time.”

* Five years ago today: ”’There are some who feel like — that the conditions are such that they can attack us there,” Bush said. ”My answer is, bring them on. We’ve got the force necessary to deal with the security situation.”’

* Christopher Hitchens discovers that waterboarding is torture. Imagine that. “You may have read by now the official lie about this treatment, which is that it ‘simulates’ the feeling of drowning. This is not the case. You feel that you are drowning because you are drowning — or, rather, being drowned, albeit slowly and under controlled conditions and at the mercy (or otherwise) of those who are applying the pressure.”

* Why are there miles-long gas lines in Iraq? (thanks to R.K.)

* David Brooks gets sloppy when it comes to attacking Barack Obama’s tax plan.

* If Bill O’Reilly is going to reference Louis XIV and Marie Antoinette on the air, he should learn who they are.

* I’m a little surprised this didn’t happen sooner: “It was bound to happen when you had a big mess of lawyers disqualified from hiring for illegal reasons. One of the de-selected masses filed a lawsuit claiming $100,000 in damages on Monday.”

* With Jackie Calmes leaving the WSJ for the NYT, I have one less reason to read the Journal.

* Sign of the apocalypse: Rush Limbaugh will be one of the highest paid figures in American media. The mind reels.

* The right really does seem worked up by that “Wall-E” movie. Odd.

* I didn’t think Michael Gerson’s columns could get any more tiresome. I was mistaken — today, after complaining about Obama for the 11 millionth time, he praised Bush’s “intellectual contributions.” Seriously, WaPo, what were you thinking?

* The 10 Most Awesomely Bad Moments of the Bush Presidency.

* I wish I knew what’s wrong with these people: “Here’s yet another variation of the GOP-pushed tall tale that China and Cuba are drilling for oil off American shores. This latest one comes courtesy of GOP Senator John Sununu of New Hampshire, who has trailed Democratic opponent Jeanne Shaheen by wide margins in all the polls, and who by our count is the eighth GOPer to push this silly myth. Sununu’s version: He’s dropped the China part from the tale — now it’s the Cubans who are supposedly doing the oil drilling.”

* And finally, Amanda wins the double entendre award of the day with this very amusing post: “Bush Stimulates The Porn Industry With His Economic Package.”

Anything to add? Consider this an end-of-the-day open thread.

I hear McCain like totally is down with Economix.

You may have heard that he did not know much about the economy. But this false apparently. Maybe. Maybe not.

  • I almost choked on the Chimpy McCodpiece double entendre post when if first read it. (No pun intended, of course.)

  • W’s intellectual contributions?
    ?????? ???? ??? ???? ??????????
    Why choking on a pretzel is bad,

    That’s all I got.

    As for Wall-E? Conservation and care of the environment so that we humans may survive for a while longer is so evil. It’s almost as bad as peace and goodwill towards men. Bastards. What the hell are we thinking? Better to sugar coat history (Pocahontas) or butcher classic literature (The Hunchback of Notre Dame.)

  • I have to give Hitch some respect for actually undergoing waterboarding voluntarily, but on the other hand it’s like being run over by a truck; if you really need first-hand experience to know that it’s painful, you’re kind of stupid.

  • Everything I’m seeing right now on the DOW is screaming dive klaxons—as in “under 10K before year’s end.” I think we might see that a bit sooner, like before the end of October, because the dam of Bushylvanianism’s profiteering-inflicted damage has effectively burst—and the American economy is immediately downstream from the deluge.

    With Calmes leaving, I have inquired with my local public library as to their continued need for a WSJ subscription. Shock-n-awe of shock-n-awes—they’re considering my suggestion. Eat shit and die, Rupert!

    And the only depth to which FOX has not yet aspired is the depth of the crater when someone finally manages to sneak a nuke—cleverly disguised as a peanut butter and anchovy pizza—into their broadcast studio.

  • Christopher Hitchens is now qualified to be President. Though I am troubled that he now considers waterboarding torture when done to other people.

  • Well the idea of Wall-E really didn’t do much to interest me. But between all the great reviews it’s getting and the fact that it seems to be driving the wingnuts to a babbling rage, maybe I do have to see it 🙂

  • Great news out of Colombia regarding the hostages. Interesting timing. You don’t think… nah. That would be unthinkable.

  • Olbermann uses footage of an ex-marine… I can’t remember his name… getting waterboarded. This guy wa SERE trained, and sits there and takes it for quite some time, over a minute. Hitchens lasted about 10 seconds! (which granted is about 9 seconds longer than Bush, Cheney, Yoo, Addington, Limbaugh, O’Reilly, Goldberg, Kristol or any of the rest of these mrons would last…)

  • so i’m watching countdown right now and there’s a shot of john w. mcsame in columbia. does he go ANYWHERE w/o huckleberry’s and holy joe’s noses stuck up his ass?

  • ref bush’s intellectual contributions…2 words…

    turd blossom

    ..and Wal*E is a great movie, I’ve already seen it twice with my 9 year old son….I talked to him after the movie about taking care of the earth, nothing about humans being bad though; I’ll save that for when he’s 10…and I loved the live action of the Global CEO of BUYnLARGE…now that’s a message

  • That Fox News thing is … wow. I knew they were children, but I thought they were at least going to pretend to be adults on the air.

    The NYT folks sound like they don’t want to strike back, but this is begging for a defamation lawsuit.

  • The interesting thing about Gerson’s column is that while he is disparging Obama’s ‘move to the right’ campaign tactics compared to Bill Clinton and BGII, and implies that Obama is not going to win the Presidency because he didn’t challenge his party in the primary, he fails to note that John Sidney (5’9″) McCan’t didn’t challenge his party to move to the center during his primary and is still moving to his own Right to shore up his base.

    In short, Gerson’s argument is inoperative because both candidates didn’t follow the Clinton/BGII strategy. Thus the older strategy applies and it is Obama, not McCan’t, who will more successfully draw towards the center. Perhaps because the conservatives lie about how leftist he starts from while the MSM is confused about how centrist McCan’t ever was.

  • What’s “stunning” about a guy getting mugged and shot on the streets of DC? Because he’s a lib he supposed to be immune or something?

    A conservative is a liberal who has been mugged.

  • nasty stuff, beefeater…didn’t your mother ever tell you if you dont have anything nice to say…

  • Thanks for dispelling the idea that conservatives are assholes who only think in clichés, beefeater.

  • A conservative is a man with a lot of money who thinks things are just fine the way they are, thank you.

  • A conservative is someone who sees the slightest danger and completely pisses himself in fear.

    “Please, please! Take all my rights! just don’t let the brown people hurt me!”

  • Re: FOX News

    WTF?

    Seriously – WTF?

    Every single time I think the right-wingers have hit rock bottom in some character defect, they seem to find a way to keep digging.

    And why? Why the juvenile photoshop job?

    I’m beginning to think that these guys (much like Karl Rove) aren’t really propaganda geniuses at all – just a bunch of nitwits who’ve somehow been incredibly lucky for the last decade.

  • Rush was on the air today claiming it was a pay cut. Seems he though he was worth more.

  • “Rush Limbaugh will be one of the highest paid figures in American media. The mind reels.”

    No kidding. A failed DJ who got into talk radio, had a name change, been divorced, has had substance abuse problems and broadcasts from Florida gets that kind of money? Opps, just described Randi Rhodes there.

    Well like he says about the 400 million “everyone has a bad year now and then.

  • 13. On July 2nd, 2008 at 8:18 pm, Michael Scherer said:
    Why do Democrats never get Swiftboated?

    Maybe I’m naive, but didn’t the Swiftboat Veterans for Truth create their little circle jerk in the first place to go after John Kerry, who last I checked was a Democrat, jackass?

  • Well like he says about the 400 million “everyone has a bad year now and then.
    Not even G*d and nature are free from making mistakes. Look at you.

  • beep 52, @9,

    Apparently, Faux Noise *is* claiming that the release of hostages is something that mccane achieved singlehandedly (see Think Progress)

    slappy, @ 29,

    Hate to tell ya, buddy, since, most of the time, you and I are on the same wave length… But you must have blinked on this one 🙂 Whenever you see a “blued” commenter’s name, mouse over it and see what his website is. Every time the commenter’s name is also a “pundick’s” name, you can bet your bottom dollar that he site is “mercenary cookbook”. And always, always, a satire,. Deadpan, to be sure, but it still needs to be taken lightly… Re-read #s 7, 10, 13 (the one which offended you) and 15.

  • Conservatives are actually athiests who believe that they can buy their way into heaven with hate, discrimination, and the notion that everyone is much more sinful than them…… oh and they will believe ’till their dying day that supply side ecomomics is the best gift that God has bestowed on mankind!!!

  • We did not Photoshop those journalists faces. As with the news, we simply reported the facts the way we see them, unfiltered.

  • “I wish I knew what’s wrong with these people”. Republican’ts are like puppies being potty trained. With a puppy, if you don’t rub their noses in what they’ve done immediately and told them that it is bad, they do not learn. Same with Republican’ts. If you don’t call them on their lies and their bullshit immediately, they think that they got away with it. Calling them on it later (days or even hours) is no good because they’ve already moved on to the next lie.

    As to Columbia, I don’t think that the Columbians did the rescue for McSame’s benefit. However, I would not be surprised if McSame were not briefed a couple of days beforehand and decided that it would be good for him to be there when it went down.

  • It was indeed reported that Columbia tipped off the States a couple days before. With the “right” connections, I’m sure McCain knew.

  • Sign of the apocalypse: Rush Limbaugh will be one of the highest paid figures in American media. The mind reels.

    Not really. I get paid fairly for what I do, but I’m positive that there exists a plethora of hookers, pimps, drug dealers, scam artists and embezzlers who all make far more money than I do. RL is merely a case in point.

  • 18. On July 2nd, 2008 at 9:14 pm, beefeater said: A conservative is a liberal who has been mugged.

    The last conservative who tried to mug this lib is now missing an eye and a finger. And I’m still a lib.

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