McCain, not Maliki, knows ‘what Iraqis want’

Given reality, the fact that the Maliki government wants a U.S. withdrawal timetable and has endorsed Barack Obama’s Iraq policy by name would seem to be bad news for John McCain and his presidential campaign. But the presumptive Republican nominee has a trump card to get himself out of inconvenient jams like these: “I’m John McCain.”

Take this morning’s appearance on NBC’s “Today” show, for example.

Meredith Vieira asked McCain, “[I]f the Iraqi government were to say — if you were President — we want a timetable for troops being to removed, would you agree with that?” McCain responded, “I have been there too many times. I’ve met too many times with him, and I know what they want.”

Got that? The prime minister of Iraq and the Iraqi people may seem to want U.S. troops out of their country, but John McCain has been to Iraq and he “knows what they want.”

Jason Zengerle noted, “So, basically, the new McCain position on withdrawal seems to be: we shouldn’t listen to what the Iraqi government says it wants, we should listen to what McCain says it wants.”

Keep in mind, of course, McCain was asked this question before — in 2004. Speaking to the Council on Foreign Relations, McCain was asked what he would do if a “sovereign Iraqi government asks us to leave, even if we are unhappy about the security situation there?” McCain’s response was unambiguous: “Well, if that scenario evolves than I think it’s obvious that we would have to leave because — if it was an elected government of Iraq, and we’ve been asked to leave other places in the world. If it were an extremist government then I think we would have other challenges, but I don’t see how we could stay when our whole emphasis and policy has been based on turning the Iraqi government over to the Iraqi people.”

In the bigger picture, though, the “I’m John McCain” phenomenon is surprisingly common.

In the same interview this morning, Vieira asked McCain about his attacks on Obama’s lack of committee hearings, and noted that McCain didn’t show up for any hearings on U.S. policy towards Afghanistan in the past two years. McCain’s response? “I know the issues extremely well,” McCain said.

In other words, he’s John McCain — and he doesn’t need committee hearings.

For that matter, a few days ago, the NYT had an interesting piece about Barack Obama’s foreign policy apparatus, which consists of a team of 300 or so experts, acting as something like a mini-State Department. The McCain campaign’s response? “John doesn’t need daily talking points” from a team of experts.

And these are just from the past few days. It’s the height of arrogance — McCain doesn’t need the opinions of the Iraqi prime minister, because he’s John McCain. He doesn’t need committee hearings on Afghanistan, because he’s John McCain. He doesn’t need a campaign foreign policy apparatus, because he’s John McCain.

Now, if he could actually demonstrate that he knew what he was talking about, and could talk about his foreign policy vision without sounding like an uninformed child, then maybe the “I’m John McCain” phenomenon would merely be an annoying personality trait.

But therein lies the point. McCain’s trump card — don’t question him, he knows what he’s talking about — is contradicted by the fact that he seems to be utterly and embarrassingly clueless.

I can’t help but wonder what the campaign would be like if the media called him on it.

Don’t miss the best McCain gaffe from this morning’s shows.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Jv_lF6q6joI

He’s concerned about the Pakistan/Iraq border.

  • I’m John McCain and I don’t need any maps to tell where boarders are. They are where I say they are.

  • I can’t help but wonder what the campaign would be like if the media called him on it.

    short.

  • Remember John McCain’s ape/rape joke? Apparently he fantasizes that when someone says “no” they really mean something else entirely. It’s not what they say, it’s what he wants them to mean.

  • I’m John McCain biiitch! Maliki widout me is like cornflakes widout milk! It’s my world! He’s just a squirrel trying to get a nut! Ya betta ask somebody.

  • I can’t help but wonder what the campaign would be like if the media called him on it.

    At this point. it’s clear that McCain’s campaign would have to go by bus because all the flying pigs would prevent air travel.

  • You’re missing the point. To a certain type of voter, this authoritarian, “I’m not going to listen to any damn rag-headed, pajama wearing camel-jockey tell me where to deploy my troops” has a great appeal. These are people who honestly think that it is better to take a horribly-wrong headed approach (i.e., Invade Iraq and then Iran) than to take no action. That’s what McCain is banking on, and that’s why it doesn’t matter how many times he says something that’s just moronic. A bumbling war hero, even if he’s an idiot about war, is better than an intelligent and inquisitive young black man from Chicago in their minds.

  • But don’t forget, Obama is the one with the arrogance problem.

    (imaging, “*I* know what they want” coming out of Obama’s mouth…)

  • You are missing the key tenet of republican policy (foreign or domestic)…

    Intellect = bad
    Belief = good

    Don’t throw your elitism at the amerikan publik. Don’t need no effeminite, elitist knowledge. I know what I know because I believe it to be so!

    Why should McBush III be any different that Bush II? Remember “We create our own reality.”

    182 days left – deliver us from evil…

  • Wow, a powerful old man who refuses to listen to anyone. Never thought I’d see the day.

    The guy is imploding, but his advisors are probably afraid to tell him.

    ROFLMAO

  • Diogenes, I somewhat worried about the same phenomenon with Maliki backing Obama’s plan to begin with: “see, those furriners like Obama, so the American thing to do is vote again’ him.”

    Yes, I just finished reading “Just How Stupid Are We” about the American voting public. (Scary, but not as good as I had hoped.)

  • John McCain is increasingly starting to resemble the action hero MCBAIN played on “The Simpsons” by erzatz Ah-nuld, Rainier Wolfcastle.

    all hail MCBAIN!

  • Dave G. – maybe that explains the geography thing with Iraq/Pakistan. I mean, think of where Springfield is located….

  • McCain: “If it were an extremist government [requesting that we leave] then I think we would have other challenges”

    I guess since McCain has decided that Obama’s plan is “extremist” and since Maliki basically agrees, then he’s an extremist. So McCain would say we “have other challenges”, which, to me anyway, sounds like he would either remove the extremists or ignore their directives.

    Yeah, it’s not an imperial occupation. Right.

    We’re there to spread democracy American style.

  • The difference between Obama and McCain: Obama assembles a team of 300 to keep him apprised of world events and international relations. McCain has a team of 300 to help him perform “a Google” and to enable him to check his e-mail.

    p.s. – McCain doesn’t know what the Iraqi people want, he just knows “what’s good for them” better than they do.

  • In which part of Arizona does McGrump show his residence, it must be very very close to the Alaskan state line.

  • McCain responded, “I have been there too many times. I’ve met too many times with him, and I know what they want.”

    That is: “In my SECRET conversations with al Maliki he told me I could stay for 100 years.”

    Beyond arrogant. The Surge worked but it doesn’t change anything. So how did it work again?

    Oh, yah! We are still in Iraq.

  • Knowing where McCain stands is like checking yesterday’s weather to decide if you should take your umbrella. For the most current forcast you have to look to today’s forecast, and tomorrow it may well be different. McCain’s peeps will probably spin his shifting opinions as the being the result of the latest information, sort of like Doppler Radar. I will say this, he certainly keeps them on their toes.

  • This, in addition to St. John’s demands that Obama now apologize for his errors of judgment about Iraq and the Middle East, has a decidedly Rovian stench about it. It looks like Karl is becoming more active.

  • McCain doesn’t need the opinions of the Iraqi prime minister, because he’s John McCain. He doesn’t need committee hearings on Afghanistan, because he’s John McCain. He doesn’t need a campaign foreign policy apparatus, because he’s John McCain. — CB

    He doesn’t need a lot of dependable policy experts — he needs a lot of Depends. He doesn’t need a map — he needs a *nap*. Anyway. He knows how to win wars, which is all that counts.

    And, petorado, @16,
    Pretty soon, he’ll be able to pare down those 300 googling helpers to zero:
    http://www.cnn.com/POLITICS/analysis/toons/2008/07/16/mitchell/

  • http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Father_Knows_Best
    + 40 years
    = Grandpa Knows Best

    Shorter McGramps:
    “I’m right and have always been right.
    Obama is wrong and has always been wrong.”

    Yeech. The one-to-many media model?
    Talk about being out of touch with how the collaborative networked world works.
    McSame is still moving in the black-in-white cathode ray tubes of the 60s.

    McCain is showing America daily that there is nothing ‘grand’ about being old, and that aging really is a progressive disease. It is all very sad. There ought to be something in the Constitution preventing old folks from running for president. He is clearly not up to the job. He is embarrassing himself. Please… wheel him off the stage.

    [By the way Steve… didn’t McCain flip on that too? Didn’t he once say (circa 2003) that he would be too old to be president in 2008?]

  • Why would anyone require a team of any size or expertise to produce a series or diaphanous positions, heavy on rhetoric and often mutually contradictory (to the extent that the inclusion of specifics allows for contradiction)?

  • I wonder if this explains McCain’s insistence that Obama visit Iraq: On his visits to Baghdad Maliki has been telling McCain what wants to hear. Something on the order of how grateful he his that the US invaded and how much he needs the US to stay. McCain thinks great, if Obama goes to Iraq Maliki will tell him that he backs my position and that’ll that take wind out of that young upstarts sails.

    Maliki did take the wind out of someone sails.It just turned out to be McCain’s.

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