After a week in which the Republican presidential campaign was panned for being “immature,” “juvenile,” and “childish,” John McCain’s team has responded this week by literally acting like children with a new toy.
A practically giddy Mark Salter, the senior aide to John McCain best known for his gruffness, told the traveling press corps before takeoff Monday morning that the would be handing out copies of Barack Obama’s energy plan during flight.
Moments after the Boeing 737 was airborne, Salter swooped past the cabin-dividing curtain and gleefully handed out tire gauges that read “Obama’s Energy Plan.” The stunt pokes fun at Obama’s suggestion that American’s improve their gas mileage by filling up their tires and will be reportedly be replicated, compliments of McCain supporters, at Obama’s appearance in Michigan Monday.
Salter isn’t “practically giddy” about anything, ever, but he’s so excited about tire gauges, he can’t contain his child-like glee. It’s genuinely pathetic.
And it’s topped only by this.
Now — we’re not kidding — the McCain campaign is actually trying to raise money off this. From McCain campaign manager Rick Davis’ latest fundraising email:
“John McCain says we need offshore oil drilling and we need it now. Senator Barack Obama has consistently opposed offshore drilling — calling it a ‘gimmick.’ Senator Obama’s solution to high gas prices is telling Americans to make sure their tires are inflated.
“Today, I’m asking for your help in putting Senator Obama’s ‘tire gauge’ energy policy to the test. With an immediate donation of $25 or more, we will send you an “Obama Energy Plan” tire pressure gauge. Will simply inflating your tires reduce the financial burden of high gas prices on your wallet?”
I don’t doubt that there are going to be some very foolish people who pony up the $25. I just don’t want to meet them.
For what it’s worth, the Obama campaign is pushing back on this.
Senator McCain and his Republican allies just can’t help themselves — given the choice between offering real solutions or engaging in more negative attacks, they choose the low road every time. The latest? Trying to raise money and distract voters by criticizing Senator Obama’s comments that keeping your tires properly inflated saves energy. As Senator McCain knows, Barack Obama has a comprehensive plan to provide real relief to Americans struggling with soaring prices and make the long-term investments we need to break our addiction to oil.
And while the McCain team may is busy amusing themselves, the fact is that the idea they’re attacking is supported by, among others, top McCain surrogate Joe Lieberman, conference call host Mike Rogers, Governors Charlie Crist and Arnold Schwarzenegger, the Department of Energy, and NASCAR — all of whom have urged Americans to help save energy by minding tire pressure.
But hey, who ever let the facts — or supporters’ positions — get in the way of a political attack? Aboard the Low Road Express, that’s no problem at all.
The list is a little long to reproduce here, but sure enough, Lieberman, Crist, Schwarzenegger, the Bush administration, Republican congressional candidates, NASCAR, and the American Petroleum Institute all agree that routine tire maintenance actually help fuel efficiency, just as Obama said. In fact, one McCain surrogate has actually published on the subject:
“You can improve your gas mileage by around 3.3 percent by keeping your tires inflated to the proper pressure. Under-inflated tires can lower gas mileage by 0.4 percent for every 1 psi drop in pressure of all four tires. Properly inflated tires are safer and last longer. Fuel Economy Benefit: up to 3% Equivalent Gasoline Savings: up to $0.09/gallon.”
I’d just add that public opinion is notoriously hard to predict, but I feel pretty certain this is a loser of a stunt. No one, no matter how ignorant, can really believe that properly-inflated tires are the sum total of Obama’s energy policy.
In order for an attack to work, it has to be plausible. McCain’s “giddy” toy is a little too stupid to actually work.