Posted by Morbo
I have a plan that I’m hoping people will embrace. All I want to hear for the next two years out of the mouth of every Democrat is the following:
“Bush and the Republicans plan to abolish Social Security.
Bush and the Republicans plan to abolish Social Security.
Bush and the Republicans plan to abolish Social Security.”
I want it brought up every day, at least once, if not 17 times.
I want it brought up at press conferences even when it is not relevant. Example:
Reporter: Senator, do you believe Congress has a role to play in ending steroid abuse in professional sports?
Senator: That’s a good question, and I’ll get to it in a minute. But first I’d like to say a few words about Bush and the Republicans’ plan to abolish Social Security…
TV commercials:
Henry: What ya readin’, Louette?
Louette (with furrowed brow): It’s an article about Bush and the Republicans’ plan to abolish Social Security! I’m really worried.
Rap Music:
Rap Guy with lots of chains: Yo! Now coz they got them a major-ity,
Bush and the Republicans want to abolish Social Secur-ity!
We gotta stop them now,
And I’ll tell ya how (sounds of records scratching)
TV Shows:
“CSI: Social Security”
Tough Cop 1: What happened here?
Tough Cop 2: Looks like someone rubbed out Social Security. God, what kind of sick bastards….
Tough Cop 1: (rubs chin, pushes back tough cop hat) Looks like the work of Bush and the Republicans.
NASCAR:
Just paint the words “Bush and the Republicans Plan to Abolish Social Security” on a car and push it on the track. The driver can put it on his coats and pants too (and helmet).
And so on.