If you haven’t already, be sure to check out Ben Adler’s piece in The New Republic on how many of the nation’s leading conservative thinkers and pundits describe their beliefs about evolutionary biology. It’s one of those questions I’ve always wanted to ask these guys, so I found this utterly fascinating.
Admittedly, it’s kind of an odd question. Asking an educated political observer if he “believes in evolution” is, on its face, almost silly. It is, after all, the 21st century. “Believing” in modern biology is like “believing” in gravity or electromagnetism. I may not hold these conservative thinkers and pundits in high esteem, but they surely aren’t going to reject a primary pillar of modern science, right?
Alas, some of these conservatives have managed to surprise me. Three of the 15 — Pat Buchanan, Stephen Moore, and Grover Norquist — said they do not personally believe in evolution. (Buchanan was the most emphatic about it.)
The strangest response came from David Frum, of American Enterprise Institute and National Review fame, who said he accepts modern biology, but questioned how it should be taught in public school science classes.
“I don’t believe that anything that offends nine-tenths of the American public should be taught in public schools. … Christianity is the faith of nine-tenths of the American public. … I don’t believe that public schools should embark on teaching anything that offends Christian principle.”
I have no idea what Frum is talking about and, I suspect, neither does Frum. Consider the bizarre assumptions he uses: Christians necessarily have to reject evolution, all Christians are the same in this respect, and our schools shouldn’t teach quality science if it upsets religious sensibilities. Wow.
But the respondents I felt most sorry for were those who evaded the question altogether.
The Weekly Standard’s William Kristol said he wouldn’t “discuss personal opinions.” Tucker Carlson skirted the issue, saying that “it’s plausible to me that God designed evolution.” Commentary’s Norman Podhoretz said, “It’s impossible to answer that question with a simple yes or no.”
I don’t know these guys personally, but I have a hunch these guys are in a bind. They know evolution is true, but they’re afraid to say so. As Digby put it, “It’s as if they are all terribly afraid that James Dobson might read TNR and berate them for not having a religiously correct fundamentalist view.”
Quite right. I can almost picture Kristol sitting at his desk thinking, “If I acknowledge reality, I might lose some subscribers. And they might tease me at Norquist’s next Wednesday Meeting. And Bush might get mad at me. Better to say I don’t ‘discuss personal opinions.’ Yeah, that’ll work.”
It can’t be easy being a serious conservative. I almost feel sorry for them.